i'll punch a bee, i don't give a fuck

i am probably madeleine and i am probably sleepy

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[coughloop]

why are people submitting asks with skulls? to be scary? 👣

...can you put your shoes back on

[doctrowho]

i can almost always tell if a movie doesn’t use real dinosaurs

[stillons-deactivated20230901]

im kinda bored of this whole computers thing. i think tomorrow im gonna go outside and see if i find some kind of creature to look at

[wizardshark]

Deactivated.... Op did it boys

[halosnothere]

well that can't be good

[doppelgender]

you have to grom it "but im scared" then grom it scared

[doppelgender]

[hungwy]

hey why did you reblog that from someone else and not me? are we not acquaintances any more? i guess the bond between mutuals who dont talk to each other means nothing to you.

[dogpuppy]

[draconym]

The eye doctor is the most fun doctor you can go to. They never steal your blood. They never make you get naked and put on a paper dress. They're just like, "Can you see these letters? It's fine if you can't, we can fix that." And they don't even spell anything.

[draconym]

[baddingtonbitch]

i bet daniel craig and rachel weisz are engaged in forms of full time kink we can't even comprehend. like if he leaves even one speck of crust on her tea sandwiches she puts him in a christening gown and hunts him on their estate

[risk-repeater]

this job market is a fucking nightmare

[ceruleanheaven]

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

[rottencore]

This post keeps making me cry laughingg

[shitter]

absolute gold on Reddit today

[podcastwizard]

affirmations for writers: i know how to write. i have seen sentences before, and i know how to make one. i can identify up to several words and their meanings. i am not afraid of semicolons.

[yorgen-sh]

[dogpuppy]