heyyyyyy my tumblrina. Okay what have we. Right off the bat we're gonna have a really obvious strong start, a nice cheery 7.8769/10 for the overall color palette present in the work as well as its surroundings and the grace of Mother Nature's ebullience which of course lends the unearned gilding that all of Mother's Children may receive. Sunshine. Of course. Is what I'm referring to. Now, we've got a lot going on here. Forefront of mind, that mister Sebastian looks a bit like Jesus Christ and I think that's a bit of an endearingly embarrassing mimicry, everyone point and laugh. 6.9/10 because Jesus is pretty. Next we have the features one may see if they zoom in very close to the picture, the lettering, the faded quality of the paint which has washed itself in Mother Nature's daily jubilance or at the least Mother Nature's daily exfoliation. For that quality of burgundy we'll award 7/10. Now for another aspect of the painting we'll be penalizing: the fact that the skin is green. Why is this penalizing? Because it inflicts upon the world a further exposure to my destitute word economy as I recall us to mind of a painting discussed by Dostoevsky in The Idiot. Holbein, I think. You know what, link to the aformentioned groanworthy driveling of the most devilworking idle hands (mine), so that you may be flashed at your own beckoning. Anyhow, 3/10 for the green skin because it prompted me to embed a link in this post, encouraging superfluosity. Flag on the play. Then we got the stone and the sunlight. 9.999998/10 obviously. That's obvious. And then we have the bird spikes, in other words the hostile architecture, and for that we have to deduct a 0.9/10, obviously, and that's understandably unfortunate because of course I can understand that if the spikes weren't there, we would have to be cleaning up bird shit off the art, but that's just, I mean, I don't know, I'd have to try it out first and see how horrible it is, until then flag. Flag on that. And then we'll also have to award a completely novel evaluation of ?/10 for the second figure in the picture. Who is that on the right. Idk. I've never seen anyone around Sebastian except for the woman/en who took him down and saved his life, or coddled him in his dying, whichever. This is not a woman as far as the presentation of his nipples would suggest. Idk who this guy is. You know what, 1/10 for that, strangers are suspect, boo on that. Flag on strangers. And notice he's not taking Sebastian down or anything. He's sitting there praying. WWJD? He wouldn't sit there with his hands folded, no sir, he'd be laying ON. Like the women. Being of some USE. Get to work, lard ass with the folded hands. Saints have hands that pilgrims' hands do TOUCH, so get to touchin and help our guy out. And finally last but not least we have the most important rating of all LOVE no, wrong, not love, arrows. Arrows. For that we're forced to award a measly 3/10 but it's better than 2/10. Overall, when you add up all of the scores, you get an average of 8/10 for the final score! Congratulations.
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