Bacon's Blog of Doom

another transfem/enby twitter refugee. i paint minis for fun, as well as other nerdery. i dont really know how this thing works, gonna figure it out as i go. 20, it/its please https://en.pronouns.page/@alexandria1135

[hayden-the-puppy]

ⓘ This user is a dog!

[a-song-for-your-thoughts]

100% loyal and definitely not xeno Enginseer Tali (also ignore the seemingly random tags, im experimenting to see if my posts can show up on my IRL friends' FYPs)

[daves-miniature-adventures]

I finished this Orbital Station yesterday for my Battlefleet Gothic collection.

Really enjoyed working on it, the miniature was fairly simple so I added some small details to it such as the extra antenna arrays and the central communications spire.

For the colour scheme, I wanted it to stand apart from the ships of my Imperial fleet, so I chose to paint the main hull in a space/naval grey.

This was inspired by a classic BFG showcase in an old Citadel Catalogue, depicting an amazing scratch built version of Port Maw by Chad Mierzwa (as seen in the last picture).

The grey colour for the hull is a little homage to that awesome piece, and I had fun picking out the details in metallics, as well as the running lights/observation domes and hangar bay entrances to match those on my Imperial Fleet.

Some of the fleet can be seen in the last few pictures, docking with and manoeuvring around the orbital station.

Overall I’m really pleased with the finished result, and it will make a great little thematic addition to my BFG collection.

Happy Hobbying!

Dave

[2-point-5]

i like being a lesbian and all, but holy shit, men are so cool. i hope all men reading this have a wonderful day.

[basilpaste]

i like being gay and all, but holy shit, women are so cool!!!! i hope all women reading this have a wonderful day as well!!!!!!!!!

[2-point-5]

[image description: the epic handshake meme. one arm is labelled gay people and the other is labelled lesbians. in the middle it says "fuck yeah bro". end id]

[prettydumbloverboy]

Actually, people are good by nature and you're a fool if you think otherwise.

[prettydumbloverboy]

When you sneeze in public, strangers will say "bless you", even though they don't know you.

When you ask for directions on the street someone will show you the way, even though they have nothing to gain from it.

People squeeze their legs against the chair so you don't have to hop over them on your way to your seat in the theatre, and make funny faces to make babies laugh, and purposefully step on leaves to hear them scrunch, and hold the door open for someone leaving behind them, and ask what floor you're heading to when you enter the elevator, and send others photos of things that reminded them of them, and recommend each other songs, and ask if anyone else wants a coffee because they're getting one, and make videos teaching how to sew a button, and wish on shooting stars, and share fun facts, and listen to others rant about things they don't even understand, and let you cross the street first, and give a bit of their food to others, and laugh at jokes they don't find funny to make you feel good, and listen to kids talk for hours about nonsense, and let you know your keys fell from your pocket, and they may be strangers, but with every little gesture they're saying "I love you, I love you, I love you".

[phinarei]

God, I needed to read this today. Humanity is overwhelmingly full of hope and kindness and it's very easy to forget that these days.

[baconsquared]

been workin on a kitbashed girlie in termie armour for my little pile of imperial agents

big fan of the new vallejo true metallics, the pics dont really do it justice, they look beautiful

[baconsquared]

might as well show off her rhino, i finished this a while back but never posted it here

still needs some small touch ups, plus a squad of arbites to run with it and her, but im v happy with it

[baconsquared]

been workin on a kitbashed girlie in termie armour for my little pile of imperial agents

big fan of the new vallejo true metallics, the pics dont really do it justice, they look beautiful

[sergoliathbeetle]

Their loyal steed

[segamascott]

[sofias-lost-and-found]

A gift for a friend of mine!! :D

[bluefa3]

Transnids?

[sofias-lost-and-found]

'nid who's just as valid and loved as any other 'nid

[diabolicalevil]

[adkaidd]

Offshoot 40k Memes: Night Lords.

[garaktime]

Watching a friend play some Warhammer game, asking "is anyone in warhammer happy?" and then receiving a 40+ min explanation was the highlight of my day

[garaktime]

I was like "damn, not even the emperor?" to which they replied, dead serious "especially not the emperor"

[castellankurze]

[fictionalauthorityii]

This guy is actually probably the happiest dude in all of 40k

[sawed-on-shotgun]

the human body when you use it and exist in it

[baconsquared]

hardest part about painting minis is resisting the urge to drink the paint water, this shit looks like a mystical potion

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[sailermoon]

[alanaisalive]

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

[iguanamouth]

oh shit

[throughshadow-to-the-edgeofnight]

[alanaisalive]

As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.

[striving-artist]

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