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I’d like to take this moment to thank zootopia for not putting full heads of hair on the girl animals and only the girl animals

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the only animal that had hair was shakiras fursona

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Shakira can have all the hair she wants honestly

at family dinners

me: talk less, smile more

me: don't let them know what you're against or what you're for

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“How seals move on land” -bubbubbubbubbubbub-

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omg they’re so cute I love them

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daily reminder to click a button so you can give free food to a shelter!!

aelx

if every one of my followers did this, we could give more than 85 meals to less-fortunate animals. for free.

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AH HHA ITS BACK YES PLEASE IT TAKES A SECOND OF YOUR TIME AND A LIFE OF AN ANIMAL

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Literally me

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They nailed it.

jenndoesnotcare

I just left my husband alone with our two children for sixteen days. I was not worried about anything regarding the house, their food, or their wellbeing. I put all the appointments in the family calendar and my husband checked it and kept them. I literally did not worry about them. I missed them, and I was sad that they missed me, but I didn’t worry about them AT ALL. I need to impress upon you all that I missed their company, but was not worried for their welfare.

I also did no meal prep. I don’t even think I went shopping right before I left.

This is not about apples and oranges. This isn’t even about my husband. This is about the fact that this is apparently WEIRD.

Another mum at my daughter’s school is leaving for ten days. She’s taking her youngest (who is a very small baby) and leaving her husband with their two girls. She has been cooking for days preparing freezer meals. She’s panicking and deputizing her six year old to remind him how to make school lunches. AND I AM APPALLED.

A) He is definitely not helpless. (He’s a doctor or something.) What gendered bullshit. B) THAT LITTLE GIRL IS NOT OLD ENOUGH TO BE RESPONSIBLE FOR HER AND HER SISTER’S WELLBEING. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. C) Why is she married to this person and creating children with him if he’s this big of an idiot?

While she was laughingly recounting this, the other mums were nodding and smiling sympathetically, like oh yes, I too have my caveman at home!! Such managing required! I was the only one who was like “Dude, he’ll be fine. Literally. He will be fine.” I said it a lot. She was not convinced. She kept bringing up her older daughter. She’ll be like a little mum!

NO.

NO NO NO NO.

NO.

Straight women, don’t do this shit. It’s gross. Don’t infantilize your husbands and then expect your daughters to pick up the slack. So fucking gross. So. So. GROSS.

fozmeadows

The fact that so many adults think a six year old girl is more capable of learning and performing basic domestic tasks than a grown-ass man says it all, really.

waddlesandgomphers

The best uncle ever

katswenski

Mother Nature is unforgiving. My website – See me on Webtoons!

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Woman Surprise Her Girlfriend With The News She Will Be Her Kidney Donor - Watch the full video

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OH MY GOD THIS IS LOVE

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Update:

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AHHHHHHHHHH YASSSSSS

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Decency In The White House!

Brought to you by a Black American Family!

Phroyd

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show me the lie though

thesweetishthuggishbone

^Not a damn one

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gavin mood board

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wait that’s this kid’s name? how is he so ubiquitous? why is he so bothered?

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his name is gavin and he just can’t catch a break

bacontemptations

but he isnt screaming. i thought gavin scrame

bacontemptations

i realize now that the past tense of scream is not in fact scrame

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gavin mood board

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wait that’s this kid’s name? how is he so ubiquitous? why is he so bothered?

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his name is gavin and he just can’t catch a break

bacontemptations

but he isnt screaming. i thought gavin scrame

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Today I shut my cat in the fridge.

Okay, so here’s the deal. Tali loves the fridge. I don’t know why, but every single time we open it, she bolts for it and jumps in. She crawls into the back of the fridge and nestles int the smallest little corner she can. Now naturally, my biggest fear has been that I’ll close the fridge without knowing she’s in there. And of course, today I went to go grab my Brita filter to pour myself some water. I wasn’t really watching the fridge, and I just opened and closed it really quickly to put the Brita back while I was looking somewhere else. And then I looked around and realized that Tali had been in the kitchen, and now she was nowhere in sight. So immediately, I throw open the fridge door, and there is is, hanging out in the back, content as can be.

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Fridge cat just got weirder. Today Tali got into the bathroom while I was showering, which of course made me a little nervous. I didn’t want her to freak out and hurt herself or go on a scratching spree. But evidently she loves water, so she jumped in and just splashed around for a while and got back out. But then she kept whining to get back in, so my boyfriend put a cooler down so she could get in and out with ease, which she took great advantage of. She’s soaking wet now, and very content.