the thrilling sequel to badhxhmemes

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Shibusawa: I'm back

Atsushi: You're supposed to be dead!

Shibusawa: Death is a social construct

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Nikolai, getting everyone drinks: Coffee or tea

Sigma: Coffee

Nikolai: wrong it's tea.

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You’ve heard of cock hat kaworu, now get ready for…

dick hat dazai

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Dead Apple, more like,,, living fruit,

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Chuuya: I'll take you out.

Dazai: Oh, great, it's a date!

Chuuya: I meant that as a threat!

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Akutagawa when he sees Atsushi:

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Fukuzawa: *shows them a picture of anyone from an enemy organization*

Half the ADA: *raises hand*

Fukuzawa: No, you may not date them.

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bsd 101 spoilers

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Fitzgerald: How much does the earth cost?

Fitzgerald: I'm gonna buy the entire earth and... be king.

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Nikolai: You can de-escalate any situation by saying, "Are we about to kiss right now?"

Nikolai: Doesn't work for getting out of speeding tickets, by the way.

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bsd chapter 101 spoilers

So happy for fyodor for finally bathing. good for him <3

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This applies to like so many ships but it fits them best