ive measured my life in keurig cups

taylor. 26. she/her. infp. i like sims, undertale, bioshock, and good doggos. praise be unto the mighty shitpost

[waitineedaname]

lil nas is part of the category of musicians whose music I don’t actively listen to, but every time I see something about them, I’m like “you go you funky little artist”

[librarycompany]

Just in case you needed another reason to wash your hands… 

The vibrant emerald green cloth on these bindings gets its shocking color from copper acetoarsenite, more commonly known as arsenic. The inorganic pigment was also famously used in Victorian era wallpaper. 

The bindings seen here, along with others in our collection, were tested by Melissa Tedone, Conservator at Winterthur Museum, Garden & Library, in December 2019 as part of the Poison Book Project. The sample is comprised largely of green cloth case bindings, but some green paper (upper left) also tested positive. They have since been properly rehoused, along with updated safe handling instructions. Read more about the Poison Book Project here.

Wishing you all a wonderful and nontoxic #greenpublishersbindingThursday!

[rox-and-prose]

Hm

[wavymama-deactivated20150522]

clean and clear commercial

white/lightskin/racially ambiguous girl: i had a pimple one time and i was ugly and dying and everyone spit on me and i was exiled from society but then i used clean and clear and now i am a healed and whole person with jesus in my heart

[acoolguy]

anyone else feel good when their brain releases a bunch of endorphins?

[brucebocchi]

ccant relate

[jonbutter]

why would my brain release a bunch of dolphins

[decembersoul]

Libraries with a sense of humour.

[jolieblack]

This is not about Sherlock Holmes except in the broadest sense, but it’s so wholesome!

[chewbacca]

Fanboys (2009), dir. Kyle Newman

[studentlifeproblems]

[tupacabra]

rihanna can you please just pass the soap i’m getting pruney we’ve been in here for hours now i’m surprised we didn’t catch hypothermia yet

[fajitastic-deactivated20140619]

‘do it for the vine’

[punkjabi]

[shounenchild]

Notes that make you fucking insane

[lost-in-pride]

France is just the brother of britain ? We shame britain. We shame france. No one gets left.

[evie-black]

[guiltiest-gear]

God give me the strength not to look in the notes

[jesterday00]

is it racist to make fun of French people? I don’t remember “French” being a race. /s

[chewbacca]

Stop callin’, stop callin’, I don’t wanna talk anymore

Lady Gaga ft. Beyoncé — Telephone (2010)

[teaboot]

Old man insults are wild. "Slut", "Whore", "Dumb Bitch"..... Sir, those are respectable occupations. Call me a landlord

[lovechkin]

Geralt during Sword of Destiny

[limerental]

me daily

[alexandriaocasiocortez]

[pollicinor]

Il troll di Photoshop

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Imagine being this good at photoshop and using it for evil.

[glitchinthesystemstuff]

This man is a living monkey’s paw

[toastbutteregg]

this is me all the time

[godspeedyoublackemperor]

i heard they're putting italian herbs and spices in red bull now

[deathtripnc]

This better be a shit post

[godspeedyoublackemperor]

no check this out

[thyrell]

when i get home im gonna put some oregano in an energy drink and drink it and see what happens

[thyrell]

no more energy drinks so i have to use mountain dew wish me luck

[thyrell]

questo sa di merda, non lo consiglierei

[thyrell]

hey che fine ha fatto il mio post

[thyrell]

che cazzo? come faccio a fermarlo?

[thyrell]

aiutami

[thyrell]

aiutami

[thyrell]

aiutami

[swagforbirds]

nonsesco. le wop

[thyrell]