Vasectomies
“I had a vasectomy 11 years ago because I don’t like using condoms”
Honey, it’s not your super-sperm that I’m worried about; it’s your nasty-ass, who-knows-where-it’s-been STI-laden dick.
Nice try, next!
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Vasectomies
“I had a vasectomy 11 years ago because I don’t like using condoms”
Honey, it’s not your super-sperm that I’m worried about; it’s your nasty-ass, who-knows-where-it’s-been STI-laden dick.
Nice try, next!
Are you really an sb if you aren’t running at least 10 minutes late 🤭
⭐️It’s not bratty to demand to be paid before doing a service ⭐️
Asking for shopping trips 💃🏼
So, I just wanted to give a example for new sbs out there of how to get your sd to go shopping with you. Firstly I always ask for something I actually need, I plant the seed in his brain that I want to go shopping and just ask in the message for the basics you need. Once your in the mall and your on a spending roll it’s easier to get him to spend more. For for example in my message I just asked for “lee jeans, singlets and t-shirts” but while I’m there I’ll see other cute things I’ll add to the pile. I never usually straight out ask for a designer bag or things like that but I’ll always wander into those shops- I find that it’s harder for them to say no if your already there in the shop. It’s like they don’t want to seem tight or something in front of the retailer.
With my sd he will leave me in the shop and go outside to make his phone calls. And I just call him in when I’m finished. Where he just pay passes my goods. I don’t even think he listens to the amount the lady says it is.
I must admit I don’t really like to send that first “let’s go shopping message” it always generally makes me nervous. But once I get the response I desire I’m happy to fully indulge in my shopping trip. And the other thing with my sd is that if he says he will do something he always follows through with it. His never once backed out on something his agreed to. So I know that once I have the “yes” it means that exactly. In the message it might sound like I’m begging but it’s just me being cute and creatively asking for the trip. And it works every time 🙌🏼
Ima cryyyyyy
A girl I’ve been coaching for a while just got into her first longterm arrangement! Im not gonna tag you because I know youre super shy but BITCH IM PROUD OF YOU!!
Chillllllleeeeeeeeeee I can’t. Only $200 an hour. Wtf
HILARIOUS SUGAR STORY!
So, I was hanging out with this SD I had met a couple times. He rented a hotel right downtown by the river and it was beautiful! I had to show up later than he did so he went to the bar to wait. I ended up being waaayyy later than I thought(work problems). When I got there I just met him in the room. This dude looks tired AF. So we lay down and we’re cuddling and this dude starts snoring! So I go grab the allowance ($500!) off the counter and when I’m putting my shoes back on dude WAKES UP!! He literally asks me where I’m going so I tell him I’m gonna get a drink 😂😂😂 Then I totally leave and block his number and unmatch him!! He was pretty weird and self centered anyway so I’m not even mad that I messed up a ‘good’ SD. 😂😂😂😂 Also, went downstairs to the bar and found a new POT on the way out 😂😂😂 Finess to the death ladies!
“Not willing to spend escort prices” Excuse me but a sugar baby is MORE than an escort 99% of the time. Sort out your priorities and attitude 💁🏼
Babies: BLACKLIST!!! He was lovely until I replied to him “late” aka a few hours later because we actually have lives too. Then when he’s getting aggressive I call it off- imagine what he’s like in person when he’s this bad over text!? He THREATENS me when absolutely none of our conversation has even remotely mentioned sex let alone me harassing him (what a JOKE) so I’ve blocked him on both & thought I’d share because this kind of aggressiveness and entitlement is dangerous, serious red flags. Stay safe babies!
just posting this stack of cash to get you motivated, you could get it too! JUST GET OUT THERE
because red is the new black 👠
My sugar life has been rocketing. I flew to 5 different states within last June to accompany Arab with poker games, charities, yacht racing etc. I was there mainly to sit next to him and eat 😂
His network is so broad I had a hard time remember all those names. Met a few SBs during those time too. But I didn’t get too close with any, just for the fact I want a private life as much as possible.
I’m flying to LA in less than 12 hrs to join him with a Hollywood party. I’m not sure if there are celebrities there, but I know I will just enjoy my time there with whatever it can be. I asked him if I could go to Universal Studio instead of riding the helicopter with him because I’m a BIG Potterhead 😂 Hogwarts has always been my dream school 😂 He laughed when I asked, guess he thought I’m made of childish and nerdy materials. But he agreed, so I’m more excited about riding the broom than the helicopter lmao.
My summer plan is pretty much full because of Arab, so I decided to give up my arrangement with married AS because his time is so inflexible (married men problems smh). I think one arrangement is good enough for me for now.
I will write about my sugar life more detail once I have time. I drove to dinner tonight in new clothes I got from NYC trip. The Audi was on payment when he got me, but now he paid it off and it’s officially mine now. I soon will ask him to pay my tuition for upcoming semester
Happy Sugaring
did I fucking stutter ?
Drink your water and take care of your skin
me discovering my inner worth
what a wholesome post
Ye olde Windows screen savers.
There are probably kids on this website who are so fucking young they’ve never seen these in the wild
tiny doomcookie 90′s me refused to change it from the creepy house. i liked space and mazes well enough, but creepy house
Those pipes were my childhood
I just went back 15 years ago
Our elementary schools had these screensavers. Could never pay attention to the teacher because I was hypnotized by the screensaver.
I remember