The Golden Snitch

hi i'm dumbledaw-rules and i love all harry potter things!

[mouahh]

So I randomly found this on pinterest..

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[geekgirlintraining]

This is an important message.

[majaminxx22]

I will never NOT reblog this.

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As a 25 year old desperately trying to be the very best™ I needed this reminder

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This. So much this.

[ultrareginarules]

Always reblog. Words of wisdom. SOMETIMES YOU GOTTA FAIL TO SUCCEED.

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Arthur: Why do you put so much pressure on yourself son?

Percy: I’ve got to get perfect NEWTs. Then I can get into the Ministry, and work my way up to become the youngest Minister in history and be able to retire comfortably while taking care of my aging mother and paying the twin’s bail money.

Arthur: Fred and George are in jail!?

Percy: Not yet they aren’t.

*LATER*

Molly: The point is it doesn’t matter if you’re perfect. All that matters is you do your best.

Percy: Well, my best isn’t going to win me my seat on the Wizengamot, pay for your nursing home, or get Fred and George out of jail.

Molly: The twins are in jail!?

Percy and Arthur: Not yet.

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Not yet.

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how did i not know this...?

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hi guys, sorry i haven’t been  posting in a while but school started again anyway here!

Ravenclaw:*sitting and listening to the rain* I like the rain, it’s peaceful.

Slytherin: it’ll help clean up murder.

Ravenclaw: you wouldn’t need the rain to clean up after you if you used an icicle as the murder weapon.

Hufflepuff: what is wrong with the both of you!?

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(not my work)

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Hufflepuff: An apple a day, keeps the doctor away

Ravenclaw: A book a day, keeps reality away

Gryffindor: An adventure a day, keeps boredom away

Slytherin: A murder a day, keeps the idiots away

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James: come on, i bet we can work out our animangus forms will be. i’m dying to know. Sirius: well prongs, we wont know until we actually manage to change! James: its supposed to reflect who we are... Sirius: this is pointless... James: HEY EVANS!, we have to ask you a sirius question. Lily *ignores the pun*: what potter? James: just humour me, if i was an animal, what what would i be? Lily: a pig. James: Sirius: wow. Sirius: she didn't even pause.

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it’s time 4 ‘did you know!”

did you know that  Scully and Hitchcock are Named After the Show's Producers?

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why hufflepuff is my fave

In order to reveal the entrance, to the common room, no password was required. Instead, one must tap the barrel two from the bottom, middle of the second row, in the rhythm of "Helga Hufflepuff", which would make the lid swing open, revealing a passageway that would lead to the basement when crawled through.

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who the F would propose 2 him?!

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After Voldemort's defeat by Harry at the Battle of Hogwarts and the restoration of the Ministry of Magic by the new Minister, Kingsley Shacklebolt, Umbridge was sentenced to life imprisonment in Azkaban for her crimes against Muggle-borns.

the moment we've all been waiting for 

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Ok, so i know that ALL potterheads love the marauders and have lot’s of questions about them, but the REAL question is HOW THE HELL DID JAMES POTTER BECOME A HEAD BOY WITHOUT BEING A PREFECT!?!?!!?!?!?!??!

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Fred: why did the chicken cross the road?

Dumbledore: why?

Fred: to get to the idiot’s house.

Fred: knock knock.

Dumbledore:

Fred:

Dumbledore: I won’t punish you on one condition.

Fred: what?

Dumbledore: go tell that joke to Snape.

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(Not my art)