Bad Headlines

This site is dedicated to the unintentional humor that occurs when a headline doesn't say quite what the author meant. Thanks to mobile news sites, there's now a wealth of this kind of thing because they often truncate the headline to fit on your phone. It's amazing though what can happen to a sentence when some of the letters are missing.

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Are they?

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Just to make sure?

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That might settle her nerves, but you'd think it would make the speech harder to follow

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Under pressure from online retailers, local grocery stores turn to violence.

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Usually when my toilet tries to do that I get out the plunger

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TIL America sails new icebreakers out through Mexico.

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Which is funny, because before it was the other way around.

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I... don't think that's a thing, actually. Not a headline, just a badly rendered banner ad.

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I didn't know you could win that.

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What about memories not constructed by researchers?

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Most senators seem pretty good at it already.

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Oh no. (via NCSox)

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Did you really just write that?

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Do *not* bring your cat here.

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I guess too many contaminated eggs means causes entire countries to put on weight?

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What sorcery is this?

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He was noncompliant in the face, so I punched him.