the Girl

Yea

[kaylmao]

[memewhore]

[youngalientype]

[animentality]

[dragongirlsweetie]

it's actually so crazy how much the simpsons would fucking suck if it didn't have any of the simpsons characters. just a bunch of shots of empty houses and streets for half an hour while nothing happens. that would be so badddd lol

[auroroboros1]

yeah that tends to happen when you remove characters from media. without characters its all just background. i guess movies set in scenic locations would still land as kinda nature docs but even then

[dragongirlsweetie]

it only happens with the simpsons

[auroroboros1]

this same criticism could be applied to nearly any media ever.

[dragongirlsweetie]

it's just the simpsons. are you a troll?

[utopians]

Passed the White Pharaoh on the freeway

[laikathestar]

[unroxyfication]

trying for a child with you for months and the pregnancy test finally comes back positive. we're overjoyed and spend the night celebrating. we go to bed afterwards. you wake up and im gone. ive blocked you on everything. you never see me again. i abort the child and charge it to your debit card. i hate you.

[unroxyfication]

months pass by and you think about this constantly. you cant figure out why i did this. youre distraught. you lock yourself in your room and you break off contact with everyone you know. lying in bed one day you have a sudden moment of clarity. you understand completely. its as obvious to you as anything. you finally get it. he's called that because. he makes kojima games

[saladgl0ve]

this is how this website sounds sometimes

[unyieldingsilence]

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[dogpuppy]

[npdclaraoswald]

A doll youtuber I watch has made a video about the history of Polly Pocket, and she's describing the plots of the dvd specials, one of which features an elderly woman named Ms. Throckmorton, and my reaction was

[lasagoofs]

x

[jackhawksmoor]

gen x-> millennials-> gen z-> gen alpha

[homunculus-argument]

Squatters' rights apply to grandmas. If someone's not visiting and looking after their grandma, but you will, after a set amount of time once you've settled in, that's your grandma now.

[shoutingtothevoidtilldeath]

Someone tried to do that with my grandma once. The guy tried to become her kid so they could inherit the house and money.

My grandma people pleases in a way where she lies all the time, so it was really hard to figure out whether or not she wanted to be in that situation, but after she was started to disown my mom (who would travel a couple hours every week to see her) we started fighting the guy. We’re now in a legal battle because he’s been using some sort of squatter’s/tenet’s rights to keep her house, and has had access to the grandma credit card(cuz she just let him borrow it). And my people pleasing grandma is now staying with us, and says she seething hates the guy.

[dailycatsblog]

[geniusbee]

these are getting weird

[contemptible-scoundrel]

my buddy brings her angel girlfriend to the function, I spend the whole time refusing to look at or even acknowledge her existence, because I am a staunch atheist and dont believe in that nonsense. she starts to throw things at my head to get my attention and between volleys of marbles and kitchen utensils I grunt "swamp gas. aurora borealis. probably a weather balloon.youre seeing things"

[contemptible-scoundrel]

another day, I greet my friend at the door, I look over her shoulder and raise an eyebrow, "I see you've brought the electromagnetic phenomena again,"

[funny-tik-toks]

[beardedmrbean]

[animentality]