The Netflix adaptation of Devil May Cry should have ended in the first episode with the Swiss Guard remembering that they have guns
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The Netflix adaptation of Devil May Cry should have ended in the first episode with the Swiss Guard remembering that they have guns
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"Again I must face a Sparda," said Mundus as if he hadn't been the one who brought the Sparda in question to his stupid island
I've known for some time that the name "Nelo Angelo" looks the way it does because it's a latin/katakana mistransliteration of the Italian phrase "Nero Angelo", but I've also read recently that the name "Sparda" is most likely also a latin/katakana mistransliteration of the word "Spada". And while this is a good Doylist explanation for why the characters are called the way they are, the whole thing is calling for a Watsonian explanation that the demons, by nature, for some inconceivable reason, are just really, really bad at spelling
Madara now has a horse! What will he name it?
Ember
Rusty
Scarlet
He's more creative than that. He'll call it Sharingan.
You all need to remember one thing: he named Konoha. And Hashirama made fun of him for that
Credo forfeiting his humanity by turning into a feathered biped
It's understandable that Icy ditched Valtor after seeing his demon form, but went for monster Tritannus, I mean, monster Tritannus is much hotter
The finalest installment of Devil May Cry ever will be a prequel of the whole series told from the PoV of Sparda and we're going to learn that he didn't choose to save humanity because he liked humans but because he just really really wanted to piss off Mundus
getting a bijuu extracted is kind of like an abortion actually. turbo crazy-style abortion that kills u 👍
It's an abortion but like it's being done at the super shady, questionable, under the table ✨ Akatsuki abortion clinic ✨ that is probably a front for an organ harvesting ring.
Which probably has something to do with the whole "crazy style and also it kills you" thing but I mean you get what you pay for. Or are kidnapped and subjected to, I guess.
Actually, bijuu extraction would have been super safe and healthy if elemental countries did not have a protocol that bans it on the whole continent. Akatsuki end up killing people only because they must resort to doing it in dirty basements with coat hangers and household cleaners
Alternate Universe where Kabuto grows Hashirama's tit on Madara's face
Found family and they hate each other's guts
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obito apologists club
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Madara would join the Obito haters club too purely to be able to enable Obito's self-hate on daily basis
It's interesting how the trope that seems to connect the Traitor Trio's lieutenants is their outstanding durability. Hisagi has got a bankai that makes him immortal as long as his opponent is alive. Most of Kira's body is practically dead, but he is being kept sentient and operational by some wacky zombie tech. Hinamori made it through two "should have died from that" events and ended up in a surprisingly decent shape, and I'm suspecting at this point that she will also receive some explicitly immortality-themed powers if Bleach is ever continued
I'm ok with the existence of Damien, actually
Same energy
Pepe the Duck has actually the most fucked up plotline in Winx Club, fight me on this. Imagine that someone is forced to adopt you as a punishment