I swear I'm not smelly

[badlydrawnhitmanmista]

i may do something for space au, at least for a little while.

[softgaycontent]

reblog to see what your fear is

[golgothasterrorizing-deactivate]

new ask meme: send a fear and i’ll reply with “one fear” or “no fear”

[badlydrawnhitmanmista]

"I have something that belongs to an important man that can stop the world from ending, I need to get it to him. Can you get me out?" (dailyp6josuke, self insert)

“Hold your breath when you go in, or your lungs will collapse.”

@dailyp6josuke

[badlydrawnhitmanmista]

Apex! Let me ride on your shoulders like you promised all those years ago fucko. -poorlydrawncaesarino

@poorlydrawncaesarino

Sure

[badlydrawnhitmanmista]

a day late but persona 5 is eating me alive My self insert, an eternally tired man who calls himself "Apex". His stand is Land of Confusion, which emits distortion from the warped mirror world within its body to twist and bend the world around him. Apex is currently in Green Dolphin prison for crimes unknown. He boasts that he could escape easily, but that it's too much effort. He might be willing to help other inmates out though if they have the right stuff to coerce him. He is extremely loyal, and always repays his debts...eventually.

[badlydrawnhitmanmista]

anyone gotta a link to the self insert event post? I wanted to read the info again but forgot to save it. in the meantime, i can show you my Stand!

[badlydrawnhitmanmista]

"You're running away from him right? Please! Take me with you! I don't want to follow him anymore!" (Dailyp6josuke, Skyler)

“...didn’t expect this, though. Skyler, right?”

Anton took a sip from his drink, looking around the currently empty bar, and back to Skyler.

“Let’s talk outside. I’m supposed to meet someone across town.”

He finished his drink, and left what he owed under the glass, then headed for the door.

“It sounds like we have a lot to discuss.”

[badlydrawnhitmanmista]

*Missy waves to Anton from a distance, but something seems off about her.*

Anton had been investigating the rubble of the hospital. A sort of morbid curiosity had overtaken him. Would he have been able to do this? Could he have steeled himself enough? What was he really willing to do to save his family? He was suddenly shaken from his contemplation when his stand...reacted to something. It had never done this before, he'd had full control over it since developed all those years ago. This was something new, but what?Then he spotted her. That was...another player? She was on the team that beat his in the last objective. The girl with the rifle, what was her name? Missy? Something was off...was that...a hole in her stomach? She looked, distorted...like she was falling out of realityHe hadn't even had a chance to act before a chain fire off at her on its own, Ghost partially materializing. The chain struck her in the chest and stuck there. Her form seemed to stabilize into a proper body, but the hole in her abdomen remained."What...on earth? What is this?"

[p6josukebutarchived]

The massive man bundled in a coat and scarf would barge directly into the police station, ignoring all attempts to stop him. "Officer Higashikata, I have a deal for you. It's in both of our best interests for you to listen." -badlydrawnhitmanmista

“What do ya want sir? I don’t have a lotta time to spare.”

@badlydrawnhitmanmista

[badlydrawnhitmanmista]

“You’re the one investigating the royale, are you not? I’m sure you have time to speak about that, yes?”

Of course Anton wasn’t actually sure about what he was doing, but it seemed like the best option. He was going to do what he had to.

“Can we talk somewhere more private? The wrong ears in the right place would cause me trouble.”

[p6josukebutarchived]

He cocked an eyebrow. “My office is private enough.” He said, turning to the man. He gestured to the seat on the opposite end, taking a sip of his bitter coffee.

“I haven’t slept in three days, hell, I haven’t even been home.” He muttered as he took his seat, ignoring the wood giving under his weight. He licked his lips, tasting the froth that still lingered in his stubble.

He gestured to the door, as if asking the police officer waiting there to leave. She nodded before exiting the room.

“Please, tell me what you know.” He said gruffly.

[badlydrawnhitmanmista]

"I'm going to preface this by saying, I was a participant in the royale... You have to understand, I have a family. A wife and son I'd do anything to keep safe. They're the reason I played this 'game', and they're the reason I'm talking to you now."

Anton took a deep breath and ran a hand through his hair.

"The whole thing is a sort of bracket system. Teams compete to complete various objectives. The team I was a part of was involved in stealing some sort of arrow from the Speedwagon Foundation, and delivering incriminating evidence on the mayor to a reporter. Honestly, my team got the tamer objectives."

He pauses for a moment before continuing.

"There were others, too. The dam's destruction, the disappearance of the mayors son, both likely contenders."

[badlydrawnhitmanmista]

You seem to be the only one worth talking to here in this gaggle of idiots who is above the age of 28. Has your team been successful so far? - Amsa (badly-drawn-secco)

“We’ve unfortunately been eliminated…one of my teammates was critically injured, the other… Who knows where she ran off to.”

Anton sighed deeply.

“This whole game has been a waste of my time. I thought it’d be a quick way to make the money I need…but I suppose I underestimated my opponents.”

[badly-drawn-secco]

“I’m afraid to say the same for me and my team of incompetent children. We somehow lost, despite the perfect plan. One of the other members ATE PAPER and ended up winning because of that.” Amsa began to slowly rub at one of her temples, clearly stressed out over the situation. “I don’t know if it’s because of our loss, but… One of my teammates, Thana, is… gone. I don’t know where she went, and neither does her sister. That poor girl is a wreck.”

[badlydrawnhitmanmista]

"She just disappeared? That's peculiar... I suppose I can somewhat relate to losing family. I haven't given up hope in that regard, at the very least."

Anton thought for a moment.

"You'll have to tell me how someone managed to win by eating paper. My name is Anton, it is...nice to meet you. I haven't had the chance to meet any of the other players without there being some modicum of attempted murder."

[p6josukebutarchived]

The massive man bundled in a coat and scarf would barge directly into the police station, ignoring all attempts to stop him. "Officer Higashikata, I have a deal for you. It's in both of our best interests for you to listen." -badlydrawnhitmanmista

“What do ya want sir? I don’t have a lotta time to spare.”

@badlydrawnhitmanmista

[badlydrawnhitmanmista]

"You're the one investigating the royale, are you not? I'm sure you have time to speak about that, yes?"

Of course Anton wasn't actually sure about what he was doing, but it seemed like the best option. He was going to do what he had to.

"Can we talk somewhere more private? The wrong ears in the right place would cause me trouble."

[badlydrawnhitmanmista]

You seem to be the only one worth talking to here in this gaggle of idiots who is above the age of 28. Has your team been successful so far? - Amsa (badly-drawn-secco)

"We've unfortunately been eliminated...one of my teammates was critically injured, the other... Who knows where she ran off to."Anton sighed deeply."This whole game has been a waste of my time. I thought it'd be a quick way to make the money I need...but I suppose I underestimated my opponents."

[badlydrawnhitmanmista]

*paps Anton* (MIssy, badlydrawn-ayatsuji)

“You have no way of knowing what you’ve done to me...”

He looks furious, but...he seems to have been crying.

[royaleblitz]

[OBJECTIVE 2 - EMIKO KOIZUMI]

OBJECTIVE: The Mayor is corrupt. His corruption must be known to the public. What a better way to show them then through the voice of his own son? Both teams have a copy of Yuki’s confession on a USB attached to this objective. Deliver this USB to the reporter named ‘Emiko Koizumi’, a journalist eager to make a big story and is corrupted by this hunger. Emiko is waiting near a tower in Budogaoka Fields. The first team to deliver the USB to Emiko will be the successful team and continue on in the royale.

TEAM 11 [@badlydrawn-ayatsuji, @notsodailyjosephjoestar, @daily-diamondboy] VS. TEAM 2 [ @badlydrawnjojocs, @badlydrawnhitmanmista, @justacoolhumanbeing]

FIGHT

[badlydrawn-ayatsuji]

“Hihihihihi!” Missy chirped, meeting up with her teammates was cool! She hoped they had some cool stands that could have some useful synergies with her own stand. 

“We need to run soon! Otherwise the other team will get to the reporter before us! I wonder if we can destroy the other group’s pendrive before they reach the destination? Or maybe we need some extra protection?”

She turned to face Dahlia, “Hey Dahlia, think you can create illusions of the pendrives to throw the opponents off? Maybe make pendrive necklaces for all of us to wear but the real one is kept safetly somewhere on one of us. That sounds like a good plan, no?”

“Now, from here to the destination its not too far away, we should be able to make it in 30 minutes if we try enough. So let’s go!!” she exclaimed, leading the rest of her team off to their destination.

@badlydrawnjojocs @badlydrawnhitmanmista @justacoolhumanbeing

[badlydrawnhitmanmista]

“According to this map, we aren’t far from the fields. We should just have to head straight west to reach the tower.” Anton said to the rest of the team. “We should reach the target quickly, maybe…twenty to thirty minutes? Phoenix, I want you to take the drive ahead by air.”

Anton tore a small piece of the map off and scribbled something on the back with a pen from his pocket. He folded it up, and tied it to the drive with a piece of thread.

“Give the drive, and this note, to the target the moment you see her. Waste no time. Bonnie and I, are going to hunt the other team down and try to destroy their drive, or at least stall them. You should get there much faster than any of us. Hopefully this we be over quickly.”

After giving the drive to Phoenix and ushering him to take off, Anton and Bonnie set off in the same direction to intercept the other team.

@notsodailyjosephjoestar @daily-diamondboy

[bdjosephjoestar-archived-deacti]

“I do believe I can make an illusion of the pendrive, but be warned that if it gets out of range, the illusion will dissipate. Like you said, we’ll be wearing them, but we probably shouldn’t throw them or something if we need to get away from the enemy,” Dahlia replied. “But don’t worry, Formation’s range is pretty high, so it shouldn’t be a problem.” 

The black and gold Stand appeared, a multi-colored cloud forming as three illusions of the pendrive formed. It handed them to Dahlia, who then handed the other two “pendrives” to Romeo and Missy.

“The illusions are made. Let’s get going, shall we? We don’t want the opposing team to get to the reporter before we do.”

@daily-diamondboy @badlydrawnjojocs @justacoolhumanbeing @badlydrawn-ayatsuji

[justacoolhumanbeing]

Both Anton and Bonnie spent about 10 minutes walking through the fields, following the path that Phoenix had flown, extremely alert of any weird movement or noise and, since they weren’t the most talkative humans around, a comfortable moment of silence was around them, only being broken with a word of two.

“Hey Anton, Elastic Heart detected some people around here… You think we should go after them? It’s very likely that they are the rivals, Right?” She said pointing west and showing Anton her Stand. 

“They are around 45 meters from here, it’s now or never, we have to protect Phoenix, Right?”

@daily-diamondboy @badlydrawn-ayatsuji

[daily-diamondboy-blog]

Romeo put the fake pendrive round his neck, tightening the strap till he felt it wouldn’t bother him while he ran. “Alrighty then!! We have our plan set, and we’ve been running for a few minutes already, so this should be no problem at all!! I don’t see the other team anywhere either…Nevertheless, we should keep our guard up just in case, so I’ll run behind the both of you and do some perimeter checks. If I see anyone suspicious, I’ll stay here and fight them. You two run on ahead since you have the real USB. Got it?”

Romeo clicked his fingers and his stand Rebel Rebel appeared in his hand with a flourish. He loaded it with golden heart-shaped bullets, kissing each one before he did, before cocking it. He practised his aim as he ran, confident this task should be no problem. 

 @badlydrawnjojocs @badlydrawnhitmanmista

[badlydrawnjojocs]

Phoenix soared across the air, flash drive clutched between one of his claws, a note in the other. His red and yellow body carried upon a nice breeze, His opponents supposedly clueless that their enemy had a bird, and thus they could reach the objective faster.  Phoenix saw the tower in the distance, he flew towards it. With his enhanced sight, the reporter that he was supposed to deliver the ‘package’ to. “I’ve got this in the bag! Don’t stop me now!” 

@badlydrawn-ayatsuji

[badlydrawn-ayatsuji]

Running along the roads gave Missy time to think about her plan. What if one of the oppnents could fly? Her stand wasn’t suited for long range, she needed something that could shoot, much like Romeo’s Rebel Rebel. What she needed was a sniper rifle. A small car caught her attention, perfect, just what she needed to make her gun. Summoning out Smash Mouth, she touched the car lightly, while her stand smashed the hood with it’s fists, turning most of the car into a wreck while part of it turned into a crudely fashioned rifle made from parts of the car. Such was the power of her stand Smash Mouth. 

She lifted it up, ignoring the alarm coming from the vehicle, someone was probably going to check on it, therefore she needed to make a retreat from it. The sniper rifle was alright, not the best, but decent enough to withstand a few shots fired from it, she wanted to make a few more, but time was running short, so this had to do. Oh wait, bullets, she stopped running to turn a bike into several bullets which she loaded into the gun. It would be enough to either injure or kill a contestant, which she wouldnt mind doing. 

Continuing on her journey, she was getting closer to her destination, the tower was in her sights, she was so close. She could taste victory on her tongue. Until she saw that damned bird. There was no other bird flying arounf in the vicinity, anf it seemed to be headed towards the tower as well. Damned opposing team, they had to have a flying stand. It wasn’t fair! Thank god she had prepared in advance. 

Turning to Dahlia, she asked the girl. “Sweetheart could you run as fast as you can to the tower to give the pendrive to the reporter? I’ll take care of the bird with my rifle.” she grinned, petting the gun. “Go!” Watching the girl dissapear into the distance, she dropped to one knee and raised the sniper rifle.

Aiming through the eyepiece, she prayed her shot was steady, it had been so long since she had touched one of these. The bird was getting closer, no time to waste, it was take this shot or never. BANG, the gun let out a sharp noise as she fired off two rounds. The rifle shuddered in her hands, it couldnt take many more shots, but she prayed it would hold. She could hear a loud shriek, did her bullet really hit the bird? Or the stand? She didn’t care, anything was better than nothing, anything to hinder the opposing team.

@notsodailyjosephjoestar @badlydrawnjojocs @badlydrawnhitmanmista @justacoolhumanbeing

[badlydrawnhitmanmista]

45 meter, 30, 15, Anton was now in range. He wouldnt’s let any ofthem escape, and now that that damned girl brought out a sniper rifle, he couldn’t hold back.

“Bonnie! Take this and go get Phoenix!” He handed her a revolver from his coat. “None of them are going anywhere. They’ll have to bring me down first.”

Anton was mad, furious, they were so close, he could taste victory. Ghost manifested, writhing with more chains than he’d ever produced at once. The stabbed into the ground, snaking their way beneath the surface faster than the eye could track. Not even the one running ahead would be able to escape.

The chains sprung up, wrapping around arms, legs, bodies, anywhere they could grip to stop the enemy in it’s tracks. Anton would walk to his immobilized foes, a revolver in hand, chains writhing and flailing around him like iron tentacles.

“This is where it all ends, I’m afraid. For your sakes, you’d better hope you missed that bird…”

@notsodailyjosephjoestar @daily-diamondboy

[dailymomcellati]

❗️ -badlydrawnhitmanmista

mysterious~ @badlydrawnhitmanmista

[royaleblitz]

[OBJECTIVE 1 - ARROW]

OBJECTIVE: Hidden away in a SPW office on the outskirts of Morioh, is an arrow. This arrow holds a power dangerous in the wrong hands. Enter the SPW office and steal the arrow without getting caught. The first team to escape with the arrow wins.

TEAM 2: @badlydrawnjojocs , @badlydrawnhitmanmista and @justacoolhumanbeing VS. TEAM 5: @daily-bug-eaten , @dailystarplatinum and @sometimes-some-jojo-ocs

TEAM AND OBJECTIVES EXPLANATION HERE

FIGHT!

[badlydrawnhitmanmista]

“Alright, our objective is infiltration and retrieval. This will be simple.”

Anton and Bonnie approached the SPW Foundation building the rear, Phoenix perched on the large Russian’s shoulder.

“My Ghost’s Paralyzed ability is well suited for this. Bonnie, you’ll lag behind and report enemy locations. Stay well hidden, and keep in radio contact. Unfortunately, I won’t be able to receive radio signals while Paralyzed is active, so I’ll signal when I’m about to use it. Phoenix, your job is to keep Bonnie safe, but also to harass the enemy team. Keep them away from building, and do your best to get them noticed by security. If they get caught, this’ll be much easier. Try not to kill if you can avoid it, but if it looks like either of you are going to be eliminated, do what you have to to keep in the game.” 

The two nodded in agreement, and Bonnie moved to find a well concealed location. Phoenix took off into the air, soon nothing but the silhouette of a large bird circling the facility.

Ghost’s form materialized around Anton for a moment, only to wrap a number of chains around him in an “X” pattern. The stand disappeared, leaving the chains behind as Anton’s physical form seemed to fade to transparency. Then, he took the first step, through the wall and into the building proper.

@dailystarplatinum

[dailystarplatinum]

Reina had been sneaking through the SPW building, trying to find the correct room where the arrow was. Meneka and the rat should be distracting the guards about now. Suddenly, she heard something behind her, almost as if it were coming out of the wall. She quickly stopped using her stand and turned to face…. whatever it was. 

( @justacoolhumanbeing )

[justacoolhumanbeing]

Bonnie, hiding in the safe spot (behind a wall near the SPW) quickly called her Stand, placing it on her arm and started analyzing the people who were in the detection range. She could see many people, most of them staying still and a few on movement, which she concluded that those were the guards and the participants of the event, respectively.

But something was wrong, she could only see a few people moving, one of them was surely Phoenix, because he was moving in circles (she could see him because he is a human trapped in a animal body), another one was probably Anton, because it was moving almost in a straight line… And he was right in front of another person, and there was two moving people left, they were surely their rivals, But only two? She thought for a few seconds, and finally concluded that there was a third member, but it was an animal.

She looked up, and waited for Phoenix to descend, they had “agreed” that he could descend from time to time, so she could tell him any change or movement, and when he started to go down, she talked.

“Hey Phoenix, stay alert, one of our rivals is surely an animal, just like you… And Anton encountered a rival, but I don’t know if they can see him…right?”

@daily-bug-eaten

[daily-bug-eaten]

the arrow could be close by, but i need to watch for more guards and the rival team first

@badlydrawnhitmanmista @badlydrawnjojocs

[badlydrawnjojocs]

A few seconds earlier… “I’m ready to roll.” He said as Bonnie was talking about being on his guard, nodded, and took off into the air.

Back to the present. Phoenix, on his guard more than before spots a small animal running towards the door. “There! There they are!” and he dives down towards the Animal, pulling out of a sharp dive to block the doorway. “You’re going down, raccoon… Looks like they’ve already taken out a guard.”  Two small fireballs the size of quarters ignite in front of his wings, he prepares for a tussle.

( @sometimes-some-jojo-ocs )

[sometimes-some-jojo-ocs]

She had seen the bird circling the building several times, and had thought nothing of it. However, after watching it several times out of boredom, she noticed the bird was too flashy, and it peaked her interest. The bird swooped down behind a far wall, and disappeared. After a few seconds, it reappeared, and circled again. She watched as it dived down toward the building…

where the rat was.

that settled it, in her mind at least. The bird was an enemy of some kind. She looked back at the wall where the bird had previously disappeared too. There must be someone hiding there and watching, whether it be the user and the bird was the stand, or another stand user all together, she decided to go after them. After all, if the other team was watching their movements…

She grabbed a hat and jacket off the unconscious guard, put them on as best as she could over her own, and set off toward the wall, making sure the bird wasn’t following.  She prayed the rat could handle itself, because she was not going anywhere near a bird.

( @badlydrawnhitmanmista @justacoolhumanbeing )

[badlydrawnhitmanmista]

“...I’ll need to contact Bonnie to find out the enemy’s loca-...”

“Well then...”

“Now, we can do this the easy way, or the hard way...” 

@dailystarplatinum

[royaleblitz]

[OBJECTIVE 1 - ARROW]

OBJECTIVE: Hidden away in a SPW office on the outskirts of Morioh, is an arrow. This arrow holds a power dangerous in the wrong hands. Enter the SPW office and steal the arrow without getting caught. The first team to escape with the arrow wins.

TEAM 2: @badlydrawnjojocs , @badlydrawnhitmanmista and @justacoolhumanbeing VS. TEAM 5: @daily-bug-eaten , @dailystarplatinum and @sometimes-some-jojo-ocs

TEAM AND OBJECTIVES EXPLANATION HERE

FIGHT!

[badlydrawnhitmanmista]

“Alright, our objective is infiltration and retrieval. This will be simple.”

Anton and Bonnie approached the SPW Foundation building the rear, Phoenix perched on the large Russian’s shoulder.

“My Ghost’s Paralyzed ability is well suited for this. Bonnie, you’ll lag behind and report enemy locations. Stay well hidden, and keep in radio contact. Unfortunately, I won’t be able to receive radio signals while Paralyzed is active, so I’ll signal when I’m about to use it. Phoenix, your job is to keep Bonnie safe, but also to harass the enemy team. Keep them away from building, and do your best to get them noticed by security. If they get caught, this’ll be much easier. Try not to kill if you can avoid it, but if it looks like either of you are going to be eliminated, do what you have to to keep in the game.” 

The two nodded in agreement, and Bonnie moved to find a well concealed location. Phoenix took off into the air, soon nothing but the silhouette of a large bird circling the facility.

Ghost’s form materialized around Anton for a moment, only to wrap a number of chains around him in an “X” pattern. The stand disappeared, leaving the chains behind as Anton’s physical form seemed to fade to transparency. Then, he took the first step, through the wall and into the building proper.

@dailystarplatinum