wither wastewoven wifewave; wraith—waif

an adult

[baeddlands]

in cigarette world all this wouldnt have happened

[baeddlands]

chatgpt said like "how are the crows" and i looked out my window and there were like 2 crows!

[beemovieerotica]

people who are just finding out about internet tracking and data mining in the year 2025 and that your special robot friend does not respect your privacy lol

[hollowedskin]

"I asked it but it said no so the mystery is still unsolved" how have you survived to adulthood?

[parkchanwoohoo]

[therealbeachfox]

I also enjoy video of this man’s dead wife

[clara-the-cat]

The glare from the sun occasionally obscuring her face does kinda make me think that the viewer is struggling to remember her

[unfunny-trans-girl]

The immediate cut to the most dead wife video ever took me out lmao

[baeddlands]

someone should invent bagel that doesnt have hole in the middle

[baeddlands]

im pretty sure if id finished and published a lot more and looked hot and people wanted me id still feel this way

[txttletale]

medieval peasants actually had access to far more Doritos than we do nowadays

[segamascott]

[baeddlands]

theres a lady on this train has all stickynote bookmarks in her copy of (i think its) the full metal alchemist manga and i want to ask her if shes doing a masters on it or something but im not game to

[gremlininho]

let me. innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[jussanother]

[baeddlands]

tma/tme look exactly the same to me and i cant remember which is the good one and which is the evil one so im not going to adopt this as a core belief and essential business practice im sorry come back when they got better names

[tboy-trash]

[seeing a cis woman upset after a cis man called her a hysterical bitch] omg why are cis people always infighting?? gender norms oppress all of them, they should be fighting together :3 cis women need to stop making such a fuss and be kind to their brothers

[kayla-denker]

"Why are they fighting when they could be kissing instead!"

[despazito]

[gondorrevealparty]

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

[gondorrevealparty]

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

[cutecipher]

as a feminist i support recreational abortion

[cutecipher]

i have mixed feelings about competitive

[cutecipher]

*maddest ive ever been, eye twitching* thats baseless. its something else actually.

[zippypsycho]

Good lord this Nicole cosplayer is dummy thick.

Her instagram