Clara the cat

23, she/her, Transgender, Lesbian, ADHD & autistic, Science fiction & train enjoyer.

[whirligig-girl]

Auranjuse

[cdigoddess]

[clara-the-cat]

You know what I think boobs should produce their own estrogen, I think this could create a fun runaway effect where you take estrogen and develop breasts and it raises your estrogen which makes your boobs grow faster which makes them produce more estrogen which makes them grow faster

[badmiiversepost]

“cigarets are like hamsters: they are fine, until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire. True”

[girlballs-archive]

someone needs to invent reverse cornflakes. i want to eat a cereal that gives me a demonic erection and inflicts upon me an insatiable lust

[girlballs-archive]

congratulations for writing the funniest and also most correct tags on this post

[farmercaps]

[victusinveritas]

[black-crested-jaybird]

I always think of the description I saw years ago: Self-imposed deadlines don't help me, because I know the person who set them, and they're full of shit.

[37q]

[cholerascum]

this was supposed to be a small, low effort funny gag but im actually pretty proud of it.

[fandom-man]

[scholarlypidgeot]

@moethh don't hide this in the tags

[lamignonette]

[butterflyfault]

Rats are precious, gentle creatures. They all need to be held like this.

[tf2heritageposts]

millions of american soldiers die every year trying to rocket jump. thankfully their lives are worthless

[shiftythrifting]

Bought this one

[clara-the-cat]

Estrogen will do that kinda thing

[kirksfattitties]

*to a klingon* call me 9/11 the way i wanna hit those twin towers

[kirksfattitties]

transfem klingon bottom surgery is also a 9/11 joke but i’m not smart enough to figure out how to word it

[kirksfattitties]

forgor that double dick klingon isn’t common knowledge and thought you meant this about 9/11

[dankxsinatra]

[breezingwing]

[viralfrog]

[riverlarking]

how it feels to become too feminist for things you were previously fine with

[childmagazine]

Lesbian Lovers Kissing In Tiananmen, 2006