Reality ruined my life

Mallory. 18. Virginia. In love with boybands, soccer, and photography. xoxo

[fuks]

[fuckyahumor]

oh shit

[old-friends-senior-dog-sanctuary]

[chiltonisaquack]

[re2make-deactivated20151029]

ok

[tumblr-er]

thank

[protect-and-love-cats]

Puma Rescued From A Contact-Type Zoo Can’t Be Released Into The Wild, Lives As A Spoiled House Cat

[neck]

you decide

[cyberjock-deactivated20250329]

[wp100]

this is it.

this is the best tweet i’ve seen.

[mabelsguidetolife]

so, you could say he’s got…… UNTIL DAWN????

[meme4u]

[beeth0ven]

my mom is a well intentioned yet nosy mom and she always wants to hook me up with people. it leads to some text message gems so the other day i went through and screenshotted the best. please enjoy.

[icebats]

Women on twitter are sharing weird things theyve seen in bathrooms at guys houses and im fucking screaming why are men like this

[icebats]

ONE OF THEM HAD A GARDEN HOSE INSTEAD OF A SHOWERHEAD BYE

[crimecommitter420-deactivated20]

Why do women hate innovation?

[popcornfunction]

[bricesander]

[giltter]

when you sat in a weird position for a long time and you move and then your foot feels like this

[bijanmovassaghi]

Questionable username, but damn, this is highly accurate

[tragiccottonball]

[respectfulmemes]

[time-reclaimer-deactivated20210]

REBLOG RARE POSITIVE GORDON

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

me: hey can you make dopamine and serotonin

my brain: