Bagginsluck

This used to be a Tolkien blog. He/ Him

[valtsv]

question. what's your thoughts on is it necrophilia if the corpse is undead and not just dead

well that's this sexy little thing called denial

[dalals]

Byzantine mosaics found on the ceiling of the Mausoleum of Galla Placidia in Ravenna, Italy.

[iamasalmon]

the thing about fiber art that nobody tells you about is that every single kind of fiber art is a gateway drug to other kinds of fiber art.

[should-be-sleeping]

You are 60% water and every lake, river, pond, swamp, creek, and ocean you encounter wants to reclaim it desperately. Be careful out there.

[should-be-sleeping]

[should-be-sleeping]

Good, I hope it haunts everyone about to enter a body of water so bad that they wear a life jacket. 🙌

[should-be-sleeping]

Every single person I knew (past tense) who has drowned was "a strong swimmer." Water in the wild does not care how good you are at swimming.

[should-be-sleeping]

I mean this with all due respect:

You are not going to pass a skillcheck against a rip current once it has you.

Waves will not bow to your physical prowess no matter how impressive.

Shock does not care that you used to be on your school swim team.

If you hit your head, being good at swimming isn't going to turn you face-up while you're unconscious.

You may be unable to return to shore. Rescue may be unable to find you quickly.

[joanthreatt]

Scheduling this for when weather starts warming up. Be careful swimming this summer

[trying-trying2lyk]

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

[justatiredlittlesnail]

[toomanyf4ndoms77]

Fandom will see a female character going through turmoil and trauma and think “How can we make this about how a man feels?”

[canidykes]

the big man is the masculine dom and the dom is the top and the little man is effeminate and transgender but fully passes as a cis man and has top surgery but since he doesnt have bottom surgery he literally has to be a bottom theres no way for someone with a vagina to top and the bottom is the sub and they are both uncomplicatedly homosexual with zero positive emotions for women and they both have adhd and autism but only the kind of autism that doesnt actually disable you and they also crossdress but in a specifically humiliating way (why would a MAN wear a DRESS??? 🤪🤪 etc.) and they live together in a big house that they can both effortlessly afford and they're married and have 2 kids a dog and a cat (because Big man is dog coded and Little man is cat coded) and neither of them have jobs or lasting damage from canon events they've been through or physical disabilities or PTSD that I cant turn into Angsty Ship Content and the sun has a big smiley face and birds are just V shapes on the paper it doesnt have to be more complicated than that you dont have to flesh them out. you dont have to. and if you think about it wouldn't it just be soooo much effort to draw a whole bird?? youre just having fun its mean to ask you for detail. and my teacher lives at the school and the bus driver lives in the bus and everything is exactly the same :)

[adoredaqua]

manifesting for everyone to have a very lesbian summer

[cuntylestat]

whenever people say "the tragedy on iwtv is that everyone loved each other" ummmmmm. not armand. but nice try

[cuntylestat]

[tragicwaif]

Like the craziest thing armand ever does is fumble louis who wanted to fuck him so bad from day one like what the hell is his problem

[vamplire]

the vampire does not concern himself with his DSM-5 diagnosis

[catkola]

Bitches wanna buy their boyfriends the latest consoles but when was the last time he CONSOLED you? ps 5 years ago

[butchboromir]

>looking thru the file directory on my horribly organized laptop >find mystery png titled "haha cum.png" >????? what could i have possibly meant by that

>oh ok that's fine i guess

[beetroot-merchant]

im not a girl Unless ☝️ im being told to go piss

[desinteresse]

My boss was like “Do you have any idea how much money we’re losing” like who cares, it’s not like they would give it to me otherwise

[desinteresse]

Have our investors tried making coffee at home and not eating out so much?

[grntaire]

working at an episcopal church but not being christian is so fun bc now in addition to my general beef with the catholic church i also have internalized protestant beef with the catholic church. like yes your doctrine sucks but ALSO your hymns are BORING. and also if there is a god she uses she/they pronouns

[starkrebellion]

happy pride month, remember not to fall for the "not everything needs to be gay" propaganda. if you believe it's gay, it's gay