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Hello, I'm William, but you can call me Billy. I am an Adult and my pronouns are he/him (or it/its if it's funnier—you may use your own judgment).

i post whatever i feel like, and i enjoy media analysis and criticism. some posts may contain suggestive content. Enjoy your stay mwehehe...

also show me good ant posts so i can add them to my ants tag. #ants

wanna see a list of things i'm interested in, in no particular order? 👇👁

i burned my hand taking something out of the toaster oven IT HUUURTS

imp

they should designate june as pride month for lgbt people and host parades, events and stuff.

cutecipher

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

godlessondheimite

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

nobodys-odyssey

Taylor Swift does this

godlessondheimite

no she doesn’t

nobodys-odyssey

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

#LMFAO