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ellie | 23

[sylestial]

Spring Truther Affirmations

spring is real

spring has happened before

spring will happen again

spring is coming

spring is on its way

it’s going to be spring soon

spring is not a myth

spring is not a false memory

[homoidiotic]

Car wash fundraiser for Tboy Wrestling

[theehorsepusssy]

[theweirdwideweb]

[foone]

Guy who goes "yeah, I can see where this is going" and closes the porn tab

[vee-dmsr]

[panteneprovcommercial]

oh no cigarettes for me thanks i just wanted to be in this dank alleyway with you

[beansprean]

Is now a good time to post this one

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ID: 1. Full body of Nandor, dressed in a fine buckled tunic and fur overcoat, lounging in an ornate persian-style throne. Guillermo is sitting on the ground between his knees, facing the audience with his knees tucked under him and his head tipped back with a confident and seductive expression, lips parted in the subtlest of smiles. His left arm is draped casually over Nandor's left thigh and his right is gripping Nandor's right thigh from beneath. Over his usual sweater and chinos, Guillermo is draped in finery: a fluffy fur cape, chunky jeweled rings on nearly every finger, gold and turquoise bangles on his wrists, dangling boteh earrings, and a gold chain diadem dripping with garnet stones haphazardly draped over his head. There is a flood of necklaces spilling down his chest: a gold choker, a small turquoise stone collar, a large gold usekh collar, turquoise beads, gold beads, pearl beads, and dozens of beaded bangles with garnet, azurite, pearl, and other precious gems. Nandor, left elbow draped over the arm of his throne, is gazing down at Guillermo with an affectionate and satisfied smile, gently stroking his cheek with the back of his right hand.

2. Same image, cropped to just their faces. /end ID

[nadjasnandor]

Interview with the Vampire | 2.05 What We Do in the Shadows | 6.03

[justsomeguycore]

porn doesn’t even have to be for jacking off, sometimes you just wanna watch it like it’s a nature documentary. about two dudes doin it

[mathew]

[3liza]

[cuntwarehouse]

(driving home from work) i must not kill myself. killing myself is the myself killer. i will— (sees a guy jogging shirtless and he’s all sweaty) Woaw i wish I lived in his armpit (crashes car into telephone pole)

[cuntwarehouse]

(driving home from work) i must not kill myself. killing myself is the myself killer. i will— (sees a guy jogging shirtless and he’s all sweaty) Woaw i wish I lived in his armpit (crashes car into telephone pole)

[inthesensethat]

[faggydoggie]

putting my hand up during sex to ask a clarifying question about the order you just gave me

[sapphling]

broooooo ahaha that's so epic. do you mind if i grow fond of you

[righttoolsenoughtime-deactivate]

me at work when they ask me to do the job they pay me to do