Never a lawyer.

Bahorel. He/him. "Like uh why tf are u ppl so obsessed with order? burn something down lolol put your hands on a fucken rock on the riverbank and say "this is gay now". hug a tree. fuck outside. GO outside"

[audrey-scorne-deactivated202106]

no more super hero. no more star war. get film back to its roots: a train coming at the camera and scaring me so so much

[stockhlmsyndrome]

5:00: oh boy Chinese food

5:05: I ate way too much Chinese food

5:10: oh boy leftover Chinese food

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[whiskeycrutch]

Power move of the century.

[kelssiel]

i looked this up cause i wanted to know if you could and you can technically but then you’re instantly guilty of contempt of court and go directly to jail

[sjowgren-deactivated20240728]

trial speedrun

[thecommonchick]

sees cat being naughty and scoops him up: This is a disciplinary hug. Do not derive joy from it.

naughty cat: purrs loudly

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[salty-red-mage]

They did it while we were sleeping.

[knifepadme]

academia is ruined, we need to throw it back to the days when scholars were only after the cure for death, i want to wear a cool robe and get funding from the king to just do whatever the hell and kind of poison him

[8-bitonionring]

sleeping with your stuffed animals is punk rock don’t let anybody tell you different

[jehan-speaks]

@bahorel-speaks

[bahorel-speaks]

H e l l. Y e a h. I t. I s

[satansonmyside]

I know I just called you dude but I’m trying to flirt with you

[famicase]

“cats are heartless shells that just want to be fed” “cats can be exactly like dogs actually” you think i give a fauck about what my cat thinks of me? hm? my cat could be secretly conspiring to kill me but id still love her bcos shes fat

[lavenderfag-deactivated20250522]

[shinyhill]

[charlesoberonn]

At my funeral, I’m gonna hire somebody with a scar to look over my body and audibly whisper “I should’ve been the one to finally take you out.”

Alternatively, they could also whisper “They won’t get away with this. I’m gonna finish what you started, old friend.”

[meesterblu]

They’ll have instructions to read the room and choose which they deem best fit

[egberts]

cat: oh? you just washed this bedding? you just cleaned these sheets? perfect place for me to give myself a bath then!

[crowkay-deactivated20181222]

Would you bathe in a dirty bathtub? Put yourself in their paws

[egberts]

[ratfuck]

fuck all philosophy except for whatever the hell Diogenes was trying to teach

[ratfuck]

direct action

[dogmurderer]

[sliferslime-remade]

hey icarus bro wanna order some hot wings-oh my god im so fucking sorry dude