all things are possible with coffee and mascara

🏳️‍🌈 | Made up of black coffee, untamed hair, and poorly suppressed anger. | 💖💙💜

[apocryphics]

oh ok

[gorps]

[r0zeclawz]

what the fuck makes phone apps so cocky as to send me notifications telling me to use it. my grocery list app straight up went "you havent made a list in a while! 🙂" are you out of your fucking mind. you are a program. why are you speaking to me like youre my equal. i could replace you with a pen and the back of a receipt. idiot. i kill you now

[depsidase]

[memeuplift]

[toytowns]

[depsidase]

[serendipitous-magic]

Is anyone else ever genuinely shocked when you find out you have an impact on someone’s life? A coworker can be like “I’ve missed seeing you” and I’m just like “???? you?? missed me????? My presence has an effect on your daily experience???? I affect things??? W h a t ? ? ?”

[delphinidin4]

[a-game-is-the-foot]

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[dais-yyyy-deactivated20250224]

Dame Maggie Smith

1934-2024

[catchymemes]

[tomcruisingthroughlife]

[tomcruisingthroughlife]

[kaijuno]

[postapocalypticparenting]

You’re right and you should say it

[my-random--thoughts-deactivated]

[catchymemes]

[animentality]