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[mintywhisker]

grape soda

[4tticwives]

i am very good at coming up with ways to respond

[aangisdead]

sometimes…….things that are fanon………are worse

[angelicguy]

guy left at work today and someone replied to his goodbye email with this

[blue0909]

Please stop being nonbinary too. God only created one gender. You must conform to that.

THERES ONLY ONE NOW?????

[miketon]

[modernbaseball]

2 am: bedtime were meant to be broken 😈

7 am: I hope i get in a car accident

[cartoonfan4ever]

Shadow smirking when he's about to beat someone up.

[firewalkwithmedvd]

[desperately trying to sexualize doing laundry] putting... my load... in the

[dr-gaytorius]

(splayed on luxurious pillows and blankets, the back of my hand laid over my forehead, wearing a robe that is barely on) I just tire so easily

[weirdmageddon]

i know most people have seen it but i cant emphasize how much this is literally my favorite breath of the wild clip of all time. also i can never fucking find this clip when i need it especially in high definition so here it is

[luetta]

hey bro last night was really fun, i felt my inner flower bloom in your presence. sadly the only butterfly species with a long enough proboscis went extinct long ago. but i saw you ate that fruit cup without cutlery so maybe not all hope is lost

[snowylynxx]

i like him when hes creepy

[felipeiv]

[angelnumber27]

For most people, life doesn’t truly begin until they’re 26-30 or older. The way we romanticize and obsess over youth is super harmful. Your life is not over at 21, I promise you. It’s just beginning

[fexalted]

one of the best parts of making up increasingly wild and specific aus with a friend is sending them posts like "this is sooo blorbo in torture chamber au number 15" and they reply back like "YESSS btw have i told you about my latest idea for how to torture them even more" and you get to enjoy a little snack and kick your feet with glee

[adderall-juice]

me when they call my name at mcdonals (i am approaching the counter)

[blogspede]

here you go sir

[adderall-juice]

thank you

[notecardpasta]

hehehehehe * sudden moment of clarity that straightens my spine * what is this. who am I. * the clarity fades * hehehehehehe