i am so sick of seeing that damn haiku bot on my fucking dash.
i am so sick of
seeing that damn haiku bot
on my fucking dash.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
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i am so sick of seeing that damn haiku bot on my fucking dash.
i am so sick of
seeing that damn haiku bot
on my fucking dash.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
I’ve been seeing a lot of anti-Nazi ones, which is great, but I felt like we needed one to show our support for the Jewish community.
all you goyim I follow - I see you reblogging this and it warms me.
I have been seeing him again...
Do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation that you feel like both a wild horse and the gentle schoolgirl feeding it treats to gain its affection
Hey there guys. It’s me, in 2022, commenting on this post from 2016. There’s been a lot of people on this site lately being like “oooh no don’t make viral uwu I’m so pathetic, little, and defenseless and my poor notifications can’t handle 10k reblogs” well first of all ALL of us are pathetic, little, and defenseless and secondly none of our notifications can handle 10k reblogs and thirdly I’m not a coward and I think this should have a million notes. Not because of its own merit as a post, I just think it’d be funny if when I turn 30 this year and I reflect on the greatest accomplishments of my life thus far, I have to at least consider putting “famous tumblr popcorn post” on the list
someone in the UK threw eggs at Charles and was arrested and has been banned from openly carrying eggs in public and has since been sent death threats but their statement on the matter was so fucking good
"I did what I did because I don't believe in kings. I believe in the equality of all people. It's a protest against the state of this country and the descent into fascism," Thelwell told the Mirror. "I believe in democracy and solidarity with all the world's people who are suffering right now in large part because of conditions created by the British state. The United Kingdom as a whole needs to be abolished, dissolved, and its assets given as reparations to help the world and build resilience to the climate breakout that we have caused."
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....but.... why?
To quote Cave Johnson: "Science isn't about why, it's about WHY NOT!"
I want a knife gun.
The reason it’s called French Toast is absolutely ridiculous and I’m so mad rn about the story
Okay so, Basically the story is that French toast was coined in 1724, by an illiterate innkeeper in Albany New York, Who was named Joseph French
IT’S named French Toast because when Joseph FRENCH STARTED SELLING IT the sign instead of saying French’s Toast- because he was illiterate- said French Toast.
And THAT IS WHY IT’S CALLED FRENCH TOAST AND NOT SOMETHING ELSE
Are you fucking kidding me
We call it “pain perdu” in French; “lost bread”.
This is German Chocolate Cake all over again
@captainclickycat
hey there LGBTQ kids who are also Christian/Jewish! If you feel like you’re disobeying God, questioning your faith, or feel wrong and dirty for loving who you love, there’s this fantastic site I found today called hoperemains that accurately and thoroughly combs through scripture and its (many) mistranslations, validates your orientation, and basically let’s you know that you’re not pissing off God. It’s insanely thorough and after reading through every page on the entire site it’s super helpful. Go check it out!
No no no! Jewish LGBTQ kinderlach! Go to Keshet!
hoperemains is completely from a Christian perspective, and not pluralistic or interfaith at all.
If you reblogged the first post from me please reblog this amendment so the Jewish peeps can access this resource too!
Trans Jewish kids, you can go to TransTorah as well!
Muslim LGBTQ kids, you can go to iamnotharaam! It’s run by a mod squad of different genders and orientations, and they take submissions from everybody!
–BB
MAY ANYONE WHO REBLOGS THIS BE ELEVATED TO THE EQUIVALENT OF SAINTHOOD IN THEIR RELIGION BLESS ALL OF YOU OH MY GOD.
REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN BECAUSE IT’S SO FREAKING IMPORTANT TO ME AND ALL MY FOLLOWERS TO READ THAT DEAL WITH GRIEF AND GUILT WHILE BEING LGBTQ AND RELIGIOUS
http://hoperemainsonline.com/ Is the new site for hoperemains. Every other link is still active as of 1/9/2020
Links are all good (with supremejellyfish’s replacement) as of 10/27/2021.
I would also recommend Eshel for Orthodox Jews - Keshet is great and pluralistic, but definitely focused on a more liberal view of Judaism and halacha.
If anyone has a more active link for LGBTQ+ Muslims let me know and I’d happily reblog it - the blog listed looks like it’s been pretty quiet for a while.
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THIS IS WHAT I WANT ON NY HALOWEEN DASH OMG
I’ll never stop reblogging this
I told myself I’d wait until October to start putting halloween stuff on my blog. I’m a dirty liar.
The best milk commercial ever
wait, THAT’S where that gif is from???
And that gif!
It is indeed one of the best commercials ever. 😄
Reblogging (because it’s an always-reblog one). :)
Alright, hear me out
Behold, a sword
Hilt? ✅
Guard? ✅
Used for cutting? ✅
Infinitely long blade? ✅
I've been sore all day and finally got food and painkillers and I'm so relieved I feel manic.
God help my poor partner
I should blaze this post
“Any ideas for the new park sculpture?”
“How about a giant, metallic octopus attacking a rook?”
“Perfect.”
that’s cool as fuck though
Pokémon have gotten loose on Tumblr again!
Me letting them cross my dash
When the whole party is down but your bard is up
jack had absolutely no right to go this hard
um excuse me Jack not only may but must go this hard
I love the moment where the band is like “oh, yeah, let’s pick this up!”
Everything he does is joy
Always reblog…