Madness Runs Deep

"If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary-wise; what it is it wouldn't be, and what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?"

[casineedyou-tofrickfrackwithme]

[padawan-monte]

I’ll never forget when my 8th grade English teacher wouldn’t let a girl go to the bathroom and he saw the tampon in her hand and goes “oh so you were trying eat candy with out sharing with the rest of us, go ahead open it and share with everyone” and she looked so embarrassed so she responds with “I can’t open it now and share the candy because it’s a tampon for my bleeding vagina” and my teacher just stared at her in horror as she left the room.

[friedalpacaenthusiast]

Realigning for the tampon story

[anywigwilldo]

Reblog, click the picture, and prepare for battle.

[vikingserket]

after a while i became convinced that the words were mocking me

[whisperrun-blog]

Nothing happened. 

I WAS PROMISED A BATTLE

*throws down gauntlet*

Edit: Went back. This is the best thing to happen to my dashboard ever.

[whisperrun-blog]

Reblogging again because my followers need to see this. To be clear, rebog, go to your actual blog, then click the picture. 

[penandpage]

[evilkitten3]

Eh, okay, I’m curious.

EDIT: That. Was. AWESOME.

[dreamlikecandy]

im curious

[dovin-baanter-deactivated201707]

the other comments say it all, it’s fantastic.

[xxxtictacion]

[momir-vig-did-nothing-wrong-blog]

Meh. Not bad.

[momir-vig-did-nothing-wrong-blog]

Never mind, this is fun as fuck.

[cartooncoyote]

I was having a hard time sleeping tonight and i thought i saw human scooby doo on the tv but it was just a bad dream and not real and it turns out it was real and human scooby doo looks like this

[theinturnetexplorer]

well that neighbor feud took an amusing turn.

[ohcaptainmycaptain1918]

Imagine your OTP

[minniecastevets]

okay

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

imagine being the woman in this commercial who had to pretend she was dancing with the cast of Shrek 2 in Walmart 

[yiffmaster]

where is she now

[bonerfart]

where do you go once you’ve reached the top

[thecommonchick]

I’m dying 😂😭

[just-lis-things]

kiritoid:

do you ever do something and you practically hear the

[bubba-joan]

[ka1cumber]

#there are films about dogs #and books about dogs #and entire television series about dogs #and not a one of them will ever explain dogs #as well as this one scene in this one kids movie that is not even strictly about dogs #explains dogs

[harocat]

Dug is the single most accurate portrayal of a dog in anything ever. 

[hereforpizza]

Dug is the best thing to ever happen in the world. Ever.

[spaceeyes-deactivated20181114]

you’ve been visited by the ✨grandma of prosperity✨🍻 reblog for good fortune and mad cash 💰💸💥🔫💸💰

[brimalandro]

here we have a gif of sean paul grinding on a girl while a video of sean paul grinding on a girl plays in the background 

[xekstrin]

I thought this was an article from the Onion but it’s not 

[reginaa-phalange]

[justtouchedawkwardly-deactivate]

[chris-lives-here-deactivated201]

Tumblr law: Always reblog the queen.

[bohemian-fairies-blog]

If you don’t have this on your blog at least once, get out.

[bestoftswift]

[monkeysaysficus]

When you log into tumblr in the morning

[perks-of-being-chinese]

WHY IS SHE HOLDING A PLATE OF SPAGHETTI IM LAUGHING SO HARD VICTORIAS SECRET WHY

[spongebob-daily]