Baker Street Doctor

Julia/29/Germany. Mostly just trashposting with some feminism, animals, science and fandoms strewn in. Great Northern War enthusiast. Idk I've been on here for too long, this site has ruined me. DNI Augustus the Strong, Elector of Saxony, supporters! Yes, I'm a Slytherin. Ex-edgy teen. Unironically straight edge. If you need anything tagged, message me! I'll do my best about it. If you want to avoid seeing my blorbos please block 'max and karl', any post by me is tagged 'personal'. My inbox/IM is always open to all of you and I appreciate every message I get. It's to be seen if you appreciate my answer though.

[bakerstreetdoctor]

In my freak era

Educate yourselves

[bakerstreetdoctor]

what if Ötzi attacked and turned everyone you don’t want to write about into an ice mummy?

I would say it's a little bit too late, since they are all dead, but they would've deserved that fate since I was looking at right wing nationalist anti-semitic parties during the different Reichstagswahlen

[bakerstreetdoctor]

have you checked Ötzi x reader? 👩‍🏫

I have not, but I feel like you might have recommendations

[bakerstreetdoctor]

It's literally so stupid that I set my huge own original yaoi story during a German Kaiserreich AU era (Archduke Fraz Ferdinand doesn't get killed so I actually have to freestyle the politics during the years where WW1 would happen and even afterwards). I literally don't care about the history of it so I basically don't know shit about it 😭

[bakerstreetdoctor]

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME??

[translation: German Princely and State hymns after the melody of the British Royal hymn [aka God Save the King]]

[thoodleoo]

i know i said i did not want to talk about the nolan odyssey but i do have one more nodyssey post in me. i actually think the idea of odysseus understanding his story as existing both in and out of a historic timeframe is a fun way to handle the liminality caused by the story being part of an extensive oral tradition. however having him say "our age of bronze is collapsing" is perhaps not the way i would have done that

[treecitysessions]

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

“which self-help book would you rec—” girl read yaoi fanfiction on ao3 instead

[yellbug]

one really really really funny thing you realize when you are studying history is that people pretty much always desperately wanted to post online and would have been soooooo fucking crazy on here. i wish hildegard of bingen was oomf

[hotvampireadjacent]

Um

[iliothermia]

Given their presence in my childhood I really thought I'd run into one of these by now

[frogshunnedshadows]

[girlypopz123]

"Being kind is punk" you need to learn to do good things without it being tied to a social status or subculture

[ttthebreakfastclub]

so u wanna talk about how bad hypersexualization of women is but you don't see any problems with pornography or the sex industry or how being sexy is viewed as the only way to true empowerment yet you think consent is important and that sexual assault is horrific but you don't see any problems with paid consent (prostitution etc) yet you hate how women are always judged by their looks but you don't see any problems with women being indoctrinated into caring about their appereance at all times and to whatever cost because it's a "choice" to wear makeup and do plastic surgery yet you think women should love themselves and their bodies

[binturong-of-the-day]

The binturong of trying new foods

[buggyhuman]

Die scheiß verfickte drecks AfD hat hier Plakate hängen mit "Wald statt Windrad"

Alter wie scheiße dämlich kannste eigentlich sein?

Es fackeln gerade weltweit Wälder ab. Nicht wegen Windrädern, sondern wegen des menschengemachten Klimawandels dank fossiler Rohstoffe wie Kohle und Öl. Für die die Faschos Werbung machen

Und haben wir vergessen, dass der Hambacher Forst wegen Kohle gerodet wird, und nicht Wind oder Solar? Haben wir Lützerath vergessen?

Naja, Geschichtsvergessenheit ist ja nichts Neues bei denen

[caressthosecheekbones]

nasa is using a 3D world graphic for the solar eclipse thingy today where germany is still devided in east and west adjfglkafdhgadfg. buddies, it's been almost 40 years.

[chthonion]

So I showed this to a physicist and they were like "Oh! Yes! It's a figure from Fred Espenak's very old paper where he did a bunch of eclipse graphics! I've been looking at these my entire internet life, basically, for every solar eclipse! They called him Mr. Eclipse. He just passed away recently 🥺"

Anyway apparently Mr. Eclipse made 5000 years' worth of solar eclipse graphics, which you can find the simpler versions of here

So now instead of laughing at NASA for their outdated graphics I'm emotional about Mr. Eclipse and his hard work

[finaphoto-blog]

Wild stallions in Bosnia, September 2015, Day 3