Baker Street Doctor

Julia/29/Germany. Mostly just trashposting with some feminism, animals, science and fandoms strewn in. Great Northern War enthusiast. Idk I've been on here for too long, this site has ruined me. DNI Augustus the Strong, Elector of Saxony, supporters! Yes, I'm a Slytherin. Ex-edgy teen. Unironically straight edge. If you need anything tagged, message me! I'll do my best about it. If you want to avoid seeing my blorbos please block 'max and karl', any post by me is tagged 'personal'. My inbox/IM is always open to all of you and I appreciate every message I get. It's to be seen if you appreciate my answer though.

[bakerstreetdoctor]

In my freak era

Educate yourselves

[horsesarecreatures]

Berber cross foal

[thecryptkeeper]

[helyksittainen-deactivated20210]

Fandom Combat 2017

Special Quest – Achilles’ Heel - the only weakness The only vulnerable point on the Reaper’s body is the laser eye, which opens only for charging and shooting. On Rannoch Shepard had to jump out of her skin (figuratively) to help aim quarians’ firepower for the last strike.

DeviantArt

[bubbleteavangelist]

[thereissomethingdeeplywrong]

Narcissus at the Source - Caravaggio - 1597-1599

The Seven Works of Mercy - Caravaggio - 1606-1607

Saint Francis of Assisi in Ecstacy - Caravaggio - c.1595

Sacred Love Versus Profane Love - Caravaggio - 1602-1603

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[ch0co-c0rn3t-lov3]

DO NOT DOWNLOAD TUMBLR it will install a virus on your device called tumblr

[mysterycat-official]

shut your corny ass up

[nemfrog]

Circe Changing Ulysses' Men into Swine (Ulyssis socii a Circe in porcos). 1606. Antonio Tempesta. Etching.

Met Museum

[vintage-ukraine]

Graduates of the Teacher courses in Luhansk, 1918

[i115ve]

( ˘ ᵕ˘(˘ᵕ ˘ )

[smsomah]

Korçë, Albania, 1950-1966. Fayein, Claudie (1912 - 2002)

[thememedaddy]

[for-the-love-of-meatballs-deact]

Destiel at it’s finest

[wizardarchetypes]

absolutely looosssinggg it. i'm so obsessed with movies which portray the woman MC in a highly specific job because the writers clearly think it's like "off-beat" and "quirky" but have no idea how the field works whatsoever.

i decided to try a romcom i somehow missed i the 2000s 'head over heels' and i got 3 and a half minutes in and we're introduced to the lonely MC with bad taste in men as evidenced by her extremely short list of ex boyfriends, including her first boyfriend when she was 11 or something because i guess that's still relevant in her adult life.

so she's resigned herself to never finding love and prefers to ignore men to focus all her energy into her career.

this job is immediately presented as though it's for spinsters with no hope of ever finding a man.

the mc's lesbian bestie (whose first line involves her being scolded for being too sexual in the workplace, but moving on) points out their colleagues as evidence that they're doomed to a romance-less, sexless life if they don't switch up their shared career path. the colleagues are three old women, so-dubbed "the menopause triplets":

these women are presented as if they have no idea what's going on at any given moment. this is 2001, and presumably this is an entry level job requiring low effort and no experience.

then their boss bursts into the room, unceremoniously bumping a large painting into the door jam and walls, announcing that it's a new project for our MC.

our MC is thrilled to see the painting. apparently it's a light in the daily slog at her dreary job for loser women with nothing going on in their lives.

And that job is? Conservator of paintings (specializing in Renaissance) at the New York City Metropolitan Museum of Art.

The painting being handled like an old couch on its way to the curb?

The Bacchanal of the Andrians by Titian.

Her lesbian colleague who is presumably also a a highly trained & skilled curator finds it depressing that the MC is so excited about the painting.

it's a quirk unique to this MC that she cares so much about paintings, in her department at the metropolitan museum of art, where her colleagues find all that art business rather dreary. because we all know that's what conservators in extremely competitive museum positions are like.

[wizardarchetypes]

I'm not saying there can't be lifelong love in here somewhere but I also just feel like the monogamous heterosexual marriage you're fantasizing about isn't necessarily best represented by the bacchanal. and that's okay. but i do stand by that.

[sickofeverythingmale2]

So many reaction videos on youtube are just yes man slop. Watch enough "good" things to gain audience -> ask people what they should react to -> watch thing -> say it's good -> rinse and repeat. No critical thought or examination. Just say wow or interesting a bunch. It's basically just a serotonin farm for people who just want to watch other people enjoy The Thing They Like in a more condensed format because they're too lazy to actually watch the thing they like!