Baker Street Doctor

Julia/29/Germany. Mostly just trashposting with some feminism, animals, science and fandoms strewn in. Great Northern War enthusiast. Idk I've been on here for too long, this site has ruined me. DNI Augustus the Strong, Elector of Saxony, supporters! Yes, I'm a Slytherin. Ex-edgy teen. Unironically straight edge. If you need anything tagged, message me! I'll do my best about it. If you want to avoid seeing my blorbos please block 'max and karl', any post by me is tagged 'personal'. My inbox/IM is always open to all of you and I appreciate every message I get. It's to be seen if you appreciate my answer though.

[bakerstreetdoctor]

In my freak era

Educate yourselves

[bakerstreetdoctor]

wtf am I being recommended here (disgusting man content, below the cut)

[riverlarking]

15k likes?

[its-terf-or-nothin]

“Why do you keep your body hair?” because I’m an ape and apes are supposed to have hair on their bodies, hope this helps. 👍

[fuckyeahchinesegarden]

Jiuzhaigou Valley in summer, Sichuan Province, China (photos by 茄茄轻松出门)

[mapsontheweb]

Every place worth the detour: 111,956 ruins, sacred sites, castles, natural wonders, museums and gardens, mapped from Wikidata and Wikimedia Commons. https://detourmap.com

[mapsontheweb]

River flow anomalies in Europe, July 2026

(by Anadolu Agency)

[graytaloty]

A big part of being a quadruped is being able to just lie down anytime. Waiting? Loaf time. Talking to someone shorter than you? Loaf time. Falling asleep in the sun? Loaf time. Bored? Loaf it up till something interesting happens. Leg hurt? Loaf time.

[habbadax]

You wish you were me

[habbadax]

I can do it on rocks also

[himmeeee4]

Saw a truck with a big sign that said Bred Last on it. Read it in English and thought "do I want to know how trucks breed?" but then mom said it in Swedish.

Wide cargo.

It means wide cargo...

[l-a-l-o-u]

sending your friends terrible tumblr posts is a love language

[hallbeorn]

BABYLON 5  still really cool and actual show

[matthewcrawleymybeloved]

The sexiest thing Matthew Crawley ever did was have his little interest in medieval English parish churches ?? Like YES king tell me about how this side aisle was a 14th century addition to the main structure because you can see the difference in the stonework or that the original altar screen would have been dismantled during the Dissolution of the Monasteries. All the other men in this show love to talk about pheasant shooting or racing cars or lands on the estate and Matthew's just there like. Yes but what if we ALSO talked about the irreplaceable loss of medieval ecclesiastical wall paintings on a national scale after the passing of the Royal Injuctions in 1538

[great-and-small]

I was trying to wait for a nice sunbeam to hit this glossy ibis so I could demonstrate how they really do deserve that name but this guy kept doggy scratching the whole time I was trying to get a photo.

You can see some of the glossy iridescence here though!

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

you have to dress in this style for the rest of your life!

(you do not have to follow the beliefs associated with the style if that style has associated beliefs. The wheel curse does not affect anything like that.)

Do you like it?

yes!!

it's okay I guess

no

NO.

I dress like this already

results/other/unsure

Voting ended onAug 6

[haemosexuality]

call me emperor

[sisterofrage]

Always remember that men are the gold diggers, the resource hoarders, and they do NOT care about you. They will happily watch a woman work herself to the grave, grow sick, work through the sickness, and sell priceless belongings and continue using her.

They are parasites to the core. They will never love us. Stop expecting them to.

[realist-fortheloveofwomen]

This should lowk qualify as financial abuse ima be fr

“Erm I didn’t think you’d really sell it…”

This poor woman. I hope she saves her money for herself. She was truly pure hearted and generous and he took advantage of this, actually evil.

[alkemylabz]

Interesting mile-long fanfic/theorypost/xreader imagine! Have you considered using this button

It may look like a yummy Burger, but it is called a "read more"

[spiribia]

we do need to revisit the wording of "you can't have your cake and eat it too" because i don't think it clearly enough conveys that it's more that you can't simultaneously retain a cake and also get to consume it (which would render you cakeless). for years i was like But why not....it's my cake....?

[ferrettoy]

this fucking problem is how they caught the unabomber

[m0thmancore]

hey you should uh. elaborate. for my own personal satisfaction

[ferrettoy]

the unabomber was pedantic about idiomatic phrases like "have your cake and eat it too" and rephrased it to "eat your cake and have it too" (which to be very fair makes sense). fast forward to when he starts writing manifestos. he uses the phrase word for word in his pedantic style and his brother (who has been keeping his eyes on the unabomber shit for obvious reasons) notices the phrase and is like "oh fuck that's my fucking brother no one else fucking says that" and calls in an FBI tip

[tetrafelino]

Well you can't deliberately speak in a way nobody else does and also stay anonymous you know. Can't eat your cake and have it too.

[girlsgogamess]

it wasnt his brother, it was his brother's wife