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[melvinhart-13]

MH : ROSSWOOD

[starleska]

Alex Kralie my beloved you are JUST as insufferable as you always were and i'm absolutely delighted 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[raviolbowl]

Day for celebration guys new MH content !

[josephdelage]

marble hornets

[josephdelage]

marble hornets

[everything-is-gay-and-broken]

It started with a typo of superasia8 between cat and car and then this just sort of… happened. Intentional typos : Superasia8 : My car bit me in the face

Me : I’m just stroking my car

S : My cat ran out of petrol

M : My car is scratching me

S : I need to get my cat to the carwash

M : my car is losing its fur

S : my car is going to have babies

M : my cat has broken down

S : cat is a really easy and fast way of travelling

M : my cat is a very nice red color

S : A week ago there was an accident. A cat hit a stranger. He’s now in a coma.

M : My car just spat out a fur ball

S : my car hid in the cupboard and started purring

M : my cat is missing some parts S : I needed to wash seats of my cat after my friend was drunk and vomited there

M : My car can’t get through the car flap

S : My car needs a vet visit and have a sterilization

M : There’s been a cat crash and my cat got stuck in the ditch

S : My friend said his car is missing and told me to help him find him

M : um my car lost it’s collar have you seen it?

S : my cat was stolen. I went to the police to report this

M : I was arrested because I was driving my cat too fast

S : Thanks naked car for riding my arm (I’ll let you think about that one……)

M : My car is next to me playing with a ball of string.

S : I was waiting on the lights when another cat drove up to me, mewing at me to start racing at green

M : I parked my cat in the wrong parking lot…..

Sooo… This happened. Our minds are beautiful aren’t they superasia8? XD

[baking-phan-in-my-mind]

Oh my, oh my, I forgot about this 😆

can we actually be considered inventors of the car/cat meme? 🙏👁️👄👁️

[wearewatcher]

watcher social person how are you doing are you resting this weekend

unfortunately no rest this weekend because watcher's social person is seeing dan and phil on tour

[baking-phan-in-my-mind]

that's iconic

I couldn't own up to my get away at work

[ifeelspecial-youare]

Damn and Frick are my favorite youtubers,

Like if you are also a fan of Darble and Finger

[sweetlyphan]

From @/martekgej on twitter

[baking-phan-in-my-mind]

context for the last pictures is the audience gets to finish the sentence. The audience (me) made sure it was Squirt™

Dan praised me for my rich vocabulary tho so it's okay

[goldenpinof]

yesterday i told dnp that improvisation during the Berlin show was on point, and in Warsaw we got just as much of it, and lots of reactions to the audience yelling some bullshit. love that for us!

improvisation is the key.

[baking-phan-in-my-mind]

You make it sound like I did something in front of the whole crowd

Or did I?

[sweetlyphan]

From @/martekgej on twitter

[baking-phan-in-my-mind]

Couldn't speak much the next day after screaming "Squirt" off the top of my voice.

Totally worth it, though 💅

[goldenpinof]

how fast the night changes at Progresja (2023 -> 2024)

[goldenpinof]

if you feel comfortable i would die to see that pose in video form hahaha! you killed it

are we synchronised? lmao

thank @dipandpiptit for filming it <3

[goldenpinof]

your m&g video i love it!! love that dan picked your bag up for you 😂 also was he laughing at phil cos phil didn’t have a plushie? whatever that was was very cute 😭

thank you! 💜

yeah, Dan was like, i'm gonna pick everything up! and i was like, 😳 no, give it back! 😭

idk if he was laughing at Phil. our selfies with a catboy Dan turned out very strange (me being tired af having like 5 hours of sleep in 3 days, etc.). but i'm glad Dan had a chance to hold the plushie afterwards and look at it. that was the point of this introduction.

family photos

followed by Dan wanting to run away:

[dnptheinfinity]

okay! i finally had a good night’s sleep for the first time in a week so it’s time for some tit thoughts

overall, i had such an incredible time literally starting from the train ride to warsaw and ending on the train back where i met another random phannie last minute

but it was amazing to see the whole gang again, and it wouldn’t be the same without them so obligatory shout out to @polar-bears-making-pancakes @cardsagainstdnpg @baking-phan-in-my-mind @dipandpiptit @goldenpinof and @nickbipanicnelson <3

the m&g also couldn’t go better, i was honestly less stressed then during the wad m&g and i managed to tell them everything i wanted, almost word for word like i wrote it down, so i said that i’ve been watching them for almost exactly 10 years and dan’s reply to that was “wow, what a journey” and it really has been!! i also got to look deep into phil’s big blue eyes and i loved how much attention both of them pay to everyone who’s talking to them 🥺 i also showed them my sims render and dan’s reaction was his squeaky laugh and phil said “that’s so good!” and then they signed it while crossing arms (dan had to do it twice technically because his sharpie just refused to do it’s one job) and then we got a pic that i’ll put under the cut but i like it a lot!

i honestly don’t remember much from the preshow q&a but i know i had fun!!

i also got the hoodie and the poster and a pack of cards and between the vip pack and the one i bought i got 2 holo ones and only one repeat (and it was of dan’s ass so i can’t even be mad about that) and then i got a few more from Katie from her doubles so i ended up with 13 in total and i love every single one of them. the ass is now under my phone case for everyone to see

and then the show itself. i’m not gonna write anything spoilery but i loved it, im so proud of myself for successfully avoiding spoilers. the only bad thing i have to say is the fact that there were some things that i literally Could Not see from my seat because it was so far to the side and in the first row so rip for that (and rip to my back because the foldable chairs in the warsaw venue did not get an upgrade since wad)

ah also! big thanks to Mandragora and that one random person during the interlude for the phracelets they gave me <3

so all in all, i had the best time, really hope they film it so i can see everything from a better angle but still 11/10, im so glad i recovered from my cold in time for the show 🥰

[sleepyslag]

I don't think they have a script for this show they just open their mouths and whatever happens happens. That's why the 15 years line has never been the same twice Phil forgot their anniversary and is just guessing.

[sleepyslag]

Phil said December night 1 and Dan gave him the silent treatment so now he's trying to figure out what Dan thinks their anniversary is live on stage every night before he asks for another hiatus.

[baking-phan-in-my-mind]

I think you meant to say 👀 HIATUS 👀 👁️👄👁️🤯😨👻

[baking-phan-in-my-mind]

TIT Experience

Do you evere stop to think how far our Boyz have progressed? From tiny fetuses trying to get on their feet and exist in the world and find a place for themselves into full grown adults now touring the world?

Yeah?

me neither T_T