The Baking Shark

S'gonna take a while, but I'll get used t' it. In the meantime, have a cookie.

[bakingshark-blog]

FIN I D ID SOMETHING WRONG AND I AM VERY SCARED PLEASE HELP ME

What’d ya do? Are y’ okay?

[bakingshark-blog]

Okay, but think about it this way: have y’ ever met one that wasn’t mad? ’S long as he ain’t actually a threat, it’s okay.

[precariousinvestigator-blog]

He- he put his foot down on my back…

[bakingshark-blog]

He did what, now?

[precariousinvestigator-blog]

He pressed his foot into my back and picked me up by my collar…

[bakingshark-blog]

Alright, we’re gonna go talk to him.

[precariousinvestigator-blog]

Are.

Are you sure about this…?

[bakingshark-blog]

’M sure as shit.

[precariousinvestigator-blog]

…

For the love of the Terrors, Fin… I don’t want you getting hurt…

[bakingshark-blog]

More options are either you keep gettin’ hurt, or I take a chance at gettin’ hurt. I’d much rather try.

[precariousinvestigator-blog]

If you get hurt, I’ll cry.

[bakingshark-blog]

Then I'll just have t' make sure I don't get hurt.

[bakingshark-blog]

FIN I D ID SOMETHING WRONG AND I AM VERY SCARED PLEASE HELP ME

What’d ya do? Are y’ okay?

[bakingshark-blog]

Okay, but think about it this way: have y’ ever met one that wasn’t mad? ’S long as he ain’t actually a threat, it’s okay.

[precariousinvestigator-blog]

He- he put his foot down on my back…

[bakingshark-blog]

He did what, now?

[precariousinvestigator-blog]

He pressed his foot into my back and picked me up by my collar…

[bakingshark-blog]

Alright, we’re gonna go talk to him.

[precariousinvestigator-blog]

Are.

Are you sure about this…?

[bakingshark-blog]

’M sure as shit.

[precariousinvestigator-blog]

…

For the love of the Terrors, Fin… I don’t want you getting hurt…

[bakingshark-blog]

More options are either you keep gettin' hurt, or I take a chance at gettin' hurt. I'd much rather try.

[bakingshark-blog]

FIN I D ID SOMETHING WRONG AND I AM VERY SCARED PLEASE HELP ME

What’d ya do? Are y’ okay?

[bakingshark-blog]

Okay, but think about it this way: have y’ ever met one that wasn’t mad? ’S long as he ain’t actually a threat, it’s okay.

[precariousinvestigator-blog]

He- he put his foot down on my back…

[bakingshark-blog]

He did what, now?

[precariousinvestigator-blog]

He pressed his foot into my back and picked me up by my collar…

[bakingshark-blog]

Alright, we’re gonna go talk to him.

[precariousinvestigator-blog]

Are.

Are you sure about this…?

[bakingshark-blog]

'M sure as shit.

[bunchofrpmemes]

Describe my muse in 3 words.

[hackedsleuthrp-blog]

It seems that we have lost a couple of our members, our Snowman and Trace, unfortunately.

But those spots are now open for anyone who wants to apply!

Along with those two positions, we also have our Hysterical Dame spot open, along with the majority of the Felt.

There aren’t any age restrictions for applying, nor the amount of blogs you may have.

[precariousinvestigator-blog]

bakingshark

Finny! I haven’t seen you in a while. Would you like to get some tea with me? I have enough money to go to a nice cafe and I thought it would be wonderful to take you.

[bakingshark-blog]

I’d love t’ go. Let me pay for myself, though.

[precariousinvestigator-blog]

Oh no, no. It’s really no trouble.

[bakingshark-blog]

You sure? I feel kind of bad making you pay.

[precariousinvestigator-blog]

bakingshark

Finny! I haven’t seen you in a while. Would you like to get some tea with me? I have enough money to go to a nice cafe and I thought it would be wonderful to take you.

[bakingshark-blog]

I’d love t’ go. Let me pay for myself, though.

[precariousinvestigator-blog]

plightsnooper

Would you like to join Fin and I for tea?

[plightsnooper]

why the FUCK would i wanna do that

[precariousinvestigator-blog]

I.

I…

Just thought it would be a nice outing…

I’m sorry…

[plightsnooper]

Fine. I was rude. WHY the fuck are you askin ME.

[precariousinvestigator-blog]

I’m sorry.

I want to get along with you. I was just.

Scared when this all started and I took it out on you…

[plightsnooper]

Uhhuh. >:/ I ain’t buyin it, but whatever, I’ll do your little tea party.

[bakingshark-blog]

Did someone say tea party?

[bakingshark-blog]

finny, i'm really really bored. i read all my books.

All of ‘em?

[sleepolice-deactivated20180624]

every one down to the dictionary.

[bakingshark-blog]

... Maybe it's time t' go back down to the book store.

[oceans-seas]

The reason why sharks attack surfers.

Please follow Oceans & Seas: http://oceans.press

[moonbeamkittenqueen]

Duh. Ever notice shark attacks are only one bite because sharks have a taste oh human and are like “blegh this isn’t what I ordered >.< Sharks also have really really really bad vision…so…everyone- be nice to sharks

[jaythedukeofduwang]

I remember I did a report on hammerhead sharks and theyre truly just dopey idiots that’ll just bite you and be like “wow fuck that” and just piss off lol Unless theyre reeeaallyyyy hungry. Sharks are so cool ;-;

[andromedafalls]

Sharks are so vital to our oceans, the ecosystem, and the health of the world. Please be kind to sharks.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

SHARK APPRECIATION POST

Sharks are important okay and also super cute and they just wanna swim around doing shark stuff

They do not want to eat humans they are not scary evil monsters, they are cute as heck sea animals which the ocean needs

Stop hurting/killing sharks :(

[ayellowbirds]

Sharks also, sadly, have only one appendage that is any good at manipulating objects: their mouth. Thus, if they are curious about something, they do the same thing every thirteen-months-old child does, and investigate it by nomming it.

In other words, I believe the solution to prevent most shark attacks is to give sharks arms.

[splendid-oxymoron]

#armthesharks2k15

[chainsxwsmile]

Reminder that Lush is giving 100% of proceeds to shark conservation when you buy hand soap or a charity pot! There’s also a petition to end global shark finning so I need anyone who can get over to a Lush store to go there and sign the petition! So far, my entire close family of six has signed but we still need more signatures!

[bakingshark-blog]

finny, i'm really really bored. i read all my books.

All of 'em?

[precariousinvestigator-blog]

bakingshark

[precariousinvestigator-blog]

Talking to other people, I realized it has been a while since I have last checked in with you.

[bakingshark-blog]

It has been. You been okay? Or were you just having fun with people who ain’t been hacked?

[precariousinvestigator-blog]

I’ve been… I guess alright is a way to put it, yes.

I have been talking to the… non-hacked people. They are quite wonderful for the most part.

[bakingshark-blog]

Bet they’re better t’ be around than useless ol’ fuckin’ me, huh? Haha! Can’t even do nothin’ useful anymore…

[precariousinvestigator-blog]

Fin, don’t say that about yourself, please. You make the best cookies in the city and I love you.

[bakingshark-blog]

I’m glad I make good cookies. S’ my new claim to fame- I can fucking bake cookies. Big deal.

[precariousinvestigator-blog]

You aren’t useless is my point. People like you, Fin.

[bakingshark-blog]

I bet I can name everyone who likes me on one hand.

[precariousinvestigator-blog]

That isn’t true!

[bakingshark-blog]

If that ain't true, I ain't green. An' last time I checked? I'm green.

[precariousinvestigator-blog]

bakingshark

[precariousinvestigator-blog]

Talking to other people, I realized it has been a while since I have last checked in with you.

[bakingshark-blog]

It has been. You been okay? Or were you just having fun with people who ain’t been hacked?

[precariousinvestigator-blog]

I’ve been… I guess alright is a way to put it, yes.

I have been talking to the… non-hacked people. They are quite wonderful for the most part.

[bakingshark-blog]

Bet they’re better t’ be around than useless ol’ fuckin’ me, huh? Haha! Can’t even do nothin’ useful anymore…

[precariousinvestigator-blog]

Fin, don’t say that about yourself, please. You make the best cookies in the city and I love you.

[bakingshark-blog]

I’m glad I make good cookies. S’ my new claim to fame- I can fucking bake cookies. Big deal.

[precariousinvestigator-blog]

You aren’t useless is my point. People like you, Fin.

[bakingshark-blog]

I bet I can name everyone who likes me on one hand.

[precariousinvestigator-blog]

bakingshark

[precariousinvestigator-blog]

Talking to other people, I realized it has been a while since I have last checked in with you.

[bakingshark-blog]

It has been. You been okay? Or were you just having fun with people who ain’t been hacked?

[precariousinvestigator-blog]

I’ve been… I guess alright is a way to put it, yes.

I have been talking to the… non-hacked people. They are quite wonderful for the most part.

[bakingshark-blog]

Bet they’re better t’ be around than useless ol’ fuckin’ me, huh? Haha! Can’t even do nothin’ useful anymore…

[precariousinvestigator-blog]

Fin, don’t say that about yourself, please. You make the best cookies in the city and I love you.

[bakingshark-blog]

I'm glad I make good cookies. S' my new claim to fame- I can fucking bake cookies. Big deal.

[precariousinvestigator-blog]

bakingshark

[precariousinvestigator-blog]

Talking to other people, I realized it has been a while since I have last checked in with you.

[bakingshark-blog]

It has been. You been okay? Or were you just having fun with people who ain’t been hacked?

[precariousinvestigator-blog]

I’ve been… I guess alright is a way to put it, yes.

I have been talking to the… non-hacked people. They are quite wonderful for the most part.

[bakingshark-blog]

Bet they're better t' be around than useless ol' fuckin' me, huh? Haha! Can't even do nothin' useful anymore...

[precariousinvestigator-blog]

bakingshark

Talking to other people, I realized it has been a while since I have las checked in with you.

[bakingshark-blog]

It has been. You been okay? Or were you just having fun with people who ain't been hacked?