I made 30 Nerd and Jock episodes in 2018. Here’s few of my favorites!
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I made 30 Nerd and Jock episodes in 2018. Here’s few of my favorites!
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this series is pure and wholesome and i love it so much
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Freshly Ground Coffee
Bakugou had been going to BeansPot Coffe for a long time. A hole-in-the-wall coffee shop in the middle of the city, the place was a wonderfully well-kept secret – at least in Bakugou’s opinion. And that’s exactly how he liked it. Coffee with a side of quiet, blissful anonymity had become his favorite way to start his work day.
Which was why he was instantly on guard when he walked in one morning to see a new face standing behind the counter.
Well, actually, first he saw his hair.
Stop-sign red and styled up into spikes, it looked ridiculous against the cream-colored walls of the shop. Between that and the way-too-wide smile that stretched across his face, he was almost hard to look at directly.
Too goddamn bright for this early in the morning.
Or, pro-hero Ground Zero had a morning routine that he liked perfectly fine, thank you very much. That is, until a bright-eyed new barista showed up to throw a wrench in it, one caramel latte at a time.
Rating: T
Pairing: kiribaku
Read it here
Chapter two is up!
Here’s a nice lil guide for our best boy
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABY!!!!!
If this post get to 200,000 notes by my 18th birthday (November 3rd 2020) I'll get my profile pic tattoo...
I'll get that little guy tattoo
Edit: at people wondering if I really do want this tattoo...I do it's cute and has good memories
GUYS WE DONT HAVE LONG LEFT TO GET THIS TO 200,000 NOTES.
Wow you have to admit the dedication of the people who reblogged this several times
So, some facts to consider:
-> Katsuki Bakugou sweats nitroglycerin from his palms
-> He sweats a lot of it, particularly when in combat/excising (see: the giant bracers he can fill on his arms).
-> Quirks often have negative side effects on their users, usually related to not being immune to some element of the quirk ex: being able to create fire but not being fireproof.
-> Nitroglycerin is used medicinally as a strong vasodilator (lowers blood pressure).
-> Nitroglycerin can lower blood pressure dangerously even at low dosages.
-> While people can build up some immunity to it over time, high exposure like Katsuki would have would still be dangerous. Unless his body had some sort of counter.
-> There’s lots of ways a body could raise blood pressure. One of them? Stress.
-> Stress (adrenaline and cortisol) can significantly raise blood pressure and do so fairly quickly.
My conclusion? Katsuki having No Chill Ever is actually his body’s way of keeping his blood pressure even. He’s constantly at 99/100 stress level for everything because of this. It’s why he does everything so intensely, he’s got near max levels of Adrenaline in him at all times.
Now whether or not this is canon or what canon intended is up in the air, but it’s now my personal canon. Ideal results of this:
-> Katsuki’s stress levels are discovered when he and his classmates/maybe teachers are exposed to a fear/panic quirk that shoots your adrenaline and cortisol through the roof. His classmates are sent into a panicked frenzy, running around and hiding. His teachers are either also panicked or just barely holding on to rational thought through many years of practice. Katsuki…. is just fine? Mostly he’s confused as to what the hell is wrong with everyone else. Whoever they’re fighting isn’t actually that tough without their quirk, so Katsuki takes ‘em down. Everyone is put through medical to determine what happened and why Katsuki wasn’t effected. They discover the quirk didn’t work because like, the quirk is made to take someone from 5-10% stress to a sudden 90-95%. Katsuki has a resting 96.7% or something. The extra 3.3% doesn’t change much.
-> They try to put him on anti-anxiety meds or something to help. He starts to calm down for the first time in his life which lasts all of 5 minutes before he passes out and almost fucking dies from the blood pressure drop.
-> “So you’re telling me being calm for once in my life literally almost fucking killed me?”
“Basically, yeah.”
“Hang on, I need to call my mom. I have an argument to win.”
Alright I literally have not been able to stop thinking about this hc all day
Alternative way to have them figure this out: Quirk swap
The standard opening, they’re in a fight and the villain has a Quirk that swaps Quirks, nameless mf that gets caught immediately afterwards and admits that their Quirk has a time limit and can’t be released intentionally
The two who had their Quirks swapped? Kirishima and Bakugou (cuz kiribaku owns my soul). They get hit and the fight ends and that’s it, all’s well that ends well, but then. Ohohohoho once the fight is over and the adrenaline stops. Bakugou seems…fine, at least, but Kirishima fucking DROPS cuz his blood pressure absolutely plummets.
They freak and take him to the hospital, where he wakes up to a couple different machines and zero(0) idea what just fucking happened. Doc comes in and breaks it down.
“So your new Quirk is killing you”
“…come again?”
“Nitroglycerin is a wonderful substance and is used in many fields from explosives to medicine”
“Wh—”
“I have a point. In medicine it’s used as a way to lower blood pressure, but it’s so potent that if we use too much it’ll drop your blood pressure to dangerous levels”
“…”
“So basically if we don’t find a way to constantly raise your blood pressure you’re just gonna die. Luckily there’s a few simple ways to increase blood pressure!”
“Like…???”
“Stress, anger, anxiety are a few”
“…so you’re telling me that if I calm down I could die? WAIT– where’s Bakugou I gotta”
“He’s waiting outside, should I…?”
“Please!!”
“Ei, are you—”
“KATSUKI IM SO SORRY FOR EVER TELLING YOU TO CALM DOWN”
“………explain”
“THE DOCTOR JUST SAID THAT IF YOU EVER CALM DOWN TOO MUCH YOULL DIE”
“No I said that if you calm down too much you could die. From all the nitroglycerin in your sweat”
“…but that’s my Quirk he’s got”
“…oh”
“So when I get my Quirk back, if I calm down I’ll die?”
“Possibly”
“YEAH SO DONT EVER CALM DOWN BRO!!!”
“Hold up I gotta call the hag, I have an argument to win and a point to make and vindication to lord over her”
i heard somebody needed a happy bakugou >:0
sorry this is as much as my time will allow me right now ;v;
Picrew!
Use this to make yourself, and tag a friend!
... if you rlly wanna know what this kinky bastard looks like.
Ship Things that Kill Me
gentle face-touching
crying-while-smiling (esp. if combined with a reunion)
Wanting! To grow old together!! (bonus points if they actually do)
standing on tip-toes/leaning down to kiss a s/o with height difference
hugs
soft kisses
small gestures that wouldn’t usually be romantic but have lots of meaning behind them
HUGS
Battle Couples!!!
goofy/sarcastic banter
cute mutual blushing when they do something romantic for the first time
hand holding
Hugs
did I mention hugs
It’s been half a year and I have More Feelings so I’m adding to this
‘it’ll be okay as long as we’re together’
lacing fingers together
tight hugs
desperately reaching for each other when they’re about to get separated
smiling when they talk about each other
sideways glances
long hugs
fighting as hard as they can till the last possible second to protect each other
that kind of hug where one of them leaps or rushes into the other’s arms
noticing when they’re upset/afraid and silently comforting them
gazing at each other
any variety of twirling
ALLLL the Hugs
DANCING
HHHHHH
AIGHT are you reading for Spice Season chapter 17????
...shipp. None of us are ready. I don’t even think u are.
Ok one day when Kiri and Baku are studying together late at night and when Kiri yawns suddenly, Baku notices that Kiri has a tongue piercing and he just. can't. handle it??? The idea of this unbreakable guy having a piercing is just so weird to him and oh god now he's imagining what it'd feel like (on his own tongue and maybe in /other places/ (ahem)) and meanwhile Kiri just wonders why Baku is turning so red all of a sudden??
Yeah this isn’t crack it’s just kinda nsfw I really like piercings ok
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“Bro, you feeling okay?” Kirishima asked, jolting Bakugou from his thoughts. “You’ve been staring at me for like two minutes and your face is all red. Wait, shit, did I fuck up the integral again? Fuuuuck,” he whined at his homework, and Bakugou saw the glint of light bouncing off metal again.
“When the fuck did you get that?” Bakugou demanded, ignoring his question. At Kirishima’s raised eyebrow, Bakugou practically stabbed his pencil into his mouth.
“Oh!” Kirishima said, unhardening his bottom lip from Bakugou’s assault. “Over the summer vacation! Kami wanted his belly button done but didn’t wanna go alone, so I decided to get this!”
Bakugou blinked at him for a few beats, pressing his lips together in a thin line, only to be brought back to the present by the sound of his pencil snapping in his hand. Kirishima glanced down at the splintered halves.
“Does… does it bother you?” He asked, cocking his head in confusion. Bakugou scoffed, blushing lightly.
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ko-fi drabbles
Hey guys! I’m opening up my ko-fi for drabble commissions (like officially, instead of just in ask answers lol).
They’ll be 250 words/ko-fi with a max of 1000 words
So, my lovely little army of followers, lights of my life, sunshines of my soul, you beautiful wonderful ethereal beings (lol please pay me) (but I really do love you all), if you’re interested just send me a ko-fi and a prompt request and I’ll have your drabble on tumblr within the next 48 h (but likely sooner; please leave your handle if don’t want it to be anonymous so I can tag you!)
...I just gotta think of a prompt....
Thank you @kirishimas-headband for buying my lunch today through ko-fis. 😂 here’s some fantasy au smut for you that i’ll probably never finish.
Nsfw under the cut! ⚠️
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Seroroni fans, where you at?? I’ve got some noodles for ya.
GUYS BRI WROTE ME A SERORONI PASTAVERSE PHONE SEX FIC GO READ THIS ITS LITERALLY MY FAVORITE THING THAT EXISTS
(Kiribaku drabble for the prompt “first times”. For someone who sponsored today’s iced ko-fi & wants to remain anon 💕 heavily inspired by this fan art aaa)
Kirishima has a huge crush on his best friend.
A huge, damn crush and he can’t deny it anymore. He tried at first, really. He told himself that it was just a coincidence that he always felt a little bit hotter when Bakugou’s shirt rode up, showing a sliver of skin. It’s not his fault that Bakugou’s so damn manly, and powerful, and assertive. It’s also not his fault that he wants to push his best bro against a wall and grasp his waist - who the hell gave Bakugou permission to look so good, anyway!?
He takes what he can get, though - and that’s putting an arm around Bakugou’s shoulders, and staring at his collarbone when he thinks he won’t get caught, and knocking their knees together under the table. Kirishima’s a touchy guy, and it’s kind of endearing how Bakugou scowls at him when he places a hand on Bakugou’s knee. It’s cute because Bakugou’s cheeks darken. Sometimes, he’ll startle enough to stop in the middle of a temper tantrum.
It’s cute.
And also really, really hot.
Once, in the middle of a study session, Kirishima’s so bored out of his mind that while Bakugou rambles about a math problem… Kirishima reaches across the table and brushes spiky hair behind an ear. Which doesn’t make any sense, because it only puffs right back into place. Bakugou freezes, his eyes widening, his ears turning red in an impressive speed.
Kirishima observes that when Bakugou blushes, it reaches until his neck, his chest.
Cute.
Predictably, Bakugou bristles. “What. The. Fuck?”
“Bro,” Kirishima says, all serious, “you blush easily, did you know that?”
“Ha?”
“When someone touches you, you get all red. Ticklish? Is that it?”
Bakugou lunges at him, a look of absolute fury on his face. Undeterred and laughing, Kirishima hardens against the blasts.
It becomes a game to Kirishima.
He’ll place a hand on Bakugou’s hip, or rub circles on his back, or even lean his forehead against his shoulder out of nowhere.
Bakugou will always tense up and scowl at him.
He will always relax after a few seconds, too. Kirishima becomes bolder as time passes by. Little by little, he crosses barriers he never thought he could.
Bakugou allows him to.
It’s addicting, and Kirishima has no willpower.
“Stop. That.”
Blinking, Kirishima looks up. “Stop what?”
They’re on the floor, sitting across from each other, in Kirishima’s room. They’re so close that their knees knock together.
And Kirishima has a hand on Bakugou’s thigh, just resting there, while Bakugou had been explaining a certain theory to him.
“This!” Bakugou smacks his hand. “It’s fucking distracting. Let go!”
“Oh.” Kirishima blinks. “I. Uh. I thought you liked it.”
“I don’t fucking -”
Kirishima places his other hand on his other thigh, squeezes it, and Bakugou bristles. With a sheepish smile, Kirishima chuckles, “It always seemed to get you to relax, so I thought…”
“It distracts me, not relaxes me!” Bakugou snarls, annoyed. His face is bright red, again. “It’s fucking distracting, you trying to seduce me all the goddamn time!”
This time, it’s Kirishima who turns an impressive shade of red. He flusters and stares, mouth agape. “S-seduce!?”
Bakugou’s pretty damn smug at himself at that reaction. “Heh. Yeah.”
“I-I’m not - oh god, Bakugou,” Kirishima flounders. His grip on Bakugou’s thighs tighten out of nervousness and he doesn’t miss the way that Bakugou winces at that. “Shit, sorry.”
“It’s whatever,” says Bakugou. He stares at the hands on his thigh.
Kirishima’s a mess. His mind is full of static. He doesn’t even realize that he’s now twisting his fingers around the material of Bakugou’s shorts.
“I win this time,” snorts Bakugou.
Oh.
Kirishima’s into Bakugou when he’s assertive and smug - which is most of the time.
But he likes Bakugou even more when he’s a mess, when he’s flustered. That thought spurs Kirishima, makes him competitive, gives him newfound confidence.
Kirishima smirks at Bakugou. “Bet you wouldn’t be so high and mighty if I kissed you right now.”
The reaction is immediate.
“Die,” hisses Bakugou, baring his teeth and looking at anything but Kirishima.
…Cute. So damn cute.
“Could even blow you, if you’re into that.”
“Holy fuck, Kirishima!” Bakugou grabs him by the head and sets of explosions which he hardens against.
Kirishima cackles, watches Bakugou fumble with his own hands, watches his arms shake in embarrassment.
“Geez,” Kirishima wheezes, “you’re adorable, bro.”
“I’M NOT FUCKING-”
“Hey.” Kirishima scoots closers. He’s in between Bakugou’s legs now. When Bakugou tries to knee him on the hip, he simply tightens his hold and keeps him in place. “Hey, let me kiss you.”
He’s not sure where his confidence is coming from, but it’s now or never.
Bakugou stares. He’s biting his lower lip so hard it almost bleeds; his eyebrows are furrowed, and he doesn’t say anything even when Kirishima shakingly holds him by the sides of his face. The room is so hot, the tension unbearable. Kirishima can practically hear his heartbeat hammer in his ears, and when he inches closer, Bakugou doesn’t pull away. Thank fuck.
“Let me kiss you,” Kirishima exhales, their noses brushing. “Please?”
Bakugou looks like he’s going to implode, and Kirishima feels the same.
Since Bakugou’s not pushing him away, Kirishima takes the leap. He angles his head and presses a chaste kiss on Bakugou’s lips. Of course, Bakugou tenses up. He squares his shoulders and his arms vibrate. Kirishima’s patient, always has been. Even if Bakugou doesn’t kiss him back, Kirishima continues to brush their lips together, again and again. Bakugou tastes like smoke; he smells like it, too.
It doesn’t come as a surprise that Kirishima really, really likes kissing Bakugou. It takes time, but it happens. Bakugou relaxes, and his hands are shaking as he grasps Kirishima by the wrists. Finally, he kisses back, and their timing is awful. Kirishima giggles at how they’re both so out of their own elements - Bakugou growls against his mouth, annoyed.
“We’ll get better,” Kirishima chuckles when they pull away to catch a breath.
“Fuck you, I’m the best at everything.”
Sniggering, Kirishima clutches at Bakugou’s hair, pulls him back for another kiss that knocks the air out of him.