[bakugosbaby]

hi hi I’m in need of some friends!!

I’ve been MIA for so long :( I’ve lost all of mine n can’t find them

[massiveclunt]

me in the theater, inconsolable as pennywise dies

my friend, who is vaguely aware I run a clown blog

[avesatanormalpeoplescareme-deac]

The apocalypse is upon us, folks. 

@lvngdvns @wroteclassicaly @langdonsrapture @icylangdon @ahsxual @ccodyfern @cerrychenly @duncvn @duncans-donuts @hisgirlwonder @katiekitty261 @langdvn @lovelykhaleesiii @langdonsdemon @nolixxx @pastel-quennie @ritualmichael @starwlkers @sojournmichael @thelangdoncooperative @tickled–pinkmoodpoisoning @zoebennson

[ahs-memes]

sniFF

[ahs-memes]

SKKKKRT

[bakugosbaby]

hi im bak 

[bakugosbaby]

i haven’t posted in a million years :(

[theforce]

Steve and Tony meeting for the first time in avengers 4 like “wow half the universe’s population but not your ass smh”

[fanotastic]

[fanotastic]

Flagged upon posting, you cruel bastard.

[lumpyspacepea]

OH MY GOD

JOSIE AND SWEETS JOSIE AND SWEEEETS OMFG IM SO HAPPY I SHIP THIS SO HARD

[bajn]

on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt

[actualsupreme-deactivated201503]

this is your only day to reblog this for a year

[hostileworkenvironment]

i missed my chance last year so this has been in my queue for 364 days

[gryffodair]

Today in "Unnecessarily Gendered Products" : White Now Men

THIS IS TOOTHPASTE FOR MEN

OK first that looks weird

…………. aaaaand this is disgusting

………….wait

WHAT THE FUCK

whaaaaat ?

that was weird ….

[notgivingin-swim-deactivated201]

posts like these make me wonder how that conversation went

“hey friend, I have an idea for a picture set on tumblr and I need you to help me”

[gryffodair]

that is pretty much how it went + I told him he needed to wear my tshirt

[mynameisbucky]

Bucky “I really, really don’t want to fight” Barnes

[daredevils-deactivated20160916]

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

[sparkles-and-trash]

Every single 15/16 year old writing for Sweet Pea on here

[kirkspocks]

odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”

[chromalogue]

Oðinn spake:

Bright the sun shone | at the time of Þor’s birth, And bathed his count'nance fair. Loki, wolf-father, | the trickster, the liar, I found on the cold pavement While returning in glory | from a grand hunt For a 3 AM quesadilla.

[baegishjalmur]

@damn-fuck-i-burnt-myself-again

[systlin]

I need this framed on my wall it’s so beautiful. 

[retro-minty]

@theshitpostcalligrapher

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

ay @systlin hmu

[bold-sartorial-statement]

@systlin

My husband complained that this was more Shakespeare than Eddas, and I challenged him to do better.

Solen sken, skönt gyllene

Dagen Tor föddes

På trottoaren, vid Taco Bell

Där låg Loke

—KJN

My translation:

The sun shone, sweet golden

The day of Tor’s birth

On the tarmac, by Taco Bell

There lay Loki

(For poetry reasons, Thor needs the Swedish spelling.)

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

@bold-sartorial-statement

ay yo show ur husband 

[andersonsallpurpose]

@bold-sartorial-statement no but hang on this should be in runes: 

(oops spot the typos)

[svampurinn]

i wanna translate this into icelandic so imma do it 

Sólin skein, björt og gullin við fæðingu Þórs á stígnum við Taco Bell Þar lá Loki

[books-and-candy-ples]

The amount of quality going into these shitposts is amazing

[rembrandtswife]

This is not shitposting, this is transformative work!

[deeranger]

And in Danish because why not:

Solen skinnede, skøn og gylden

På dagen for Tors fødsel

På asfalten ved Taco Bell

Dér lå Loke

“LEV MERE (LIVE MAS)”

*Snorts*

[harrypotterconfessions]

god i live for this kinda shit