Pantsless like a boss

S'up, I'm Jaffie. Hell yeah. I reblog a lot of shit. Not actually shit but you get my drift prolly. Side note; Magi's my fav anime lmao. I hate pants, I bleach my hair, and I'm pretty sure I was an assassin in a past life. I'll be calling any haters "Motherdickz" and if they have a problem, they can suck mine. I'm part of the Circle Fucks, so watch me Circle Jerk It like a boss. Sometimes I RP as Ja'Far from Magi 'cause I totally look like him IRL, but usually just myself.

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On a scale of 1-10, how done are you with Frost right now?

#stopfrost2k14

[venefix]

Okay but if the United States is the current Magi world, what’s Canada?

[balalark-jafaffle]

Alma Torran.

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Pretty sure Frost just needs to calm down haha

[venefix]

YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM.

[balalark-jafaffle]

Stop

[balalark-jafaffle]

Pretty sure Frost just needs to calm down haha

[balalark-jafaffle]

Which is ew.

judal-s-abs

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I love how Frosty is incoherent as shit seriously I just jangled bells in his ear and he didn’t do anything lmao

[judalsabs-moved]

scuse you stop eating my donuts

[balalark-jafaffle]

How drunk are you

[balalark-jafaffle]

I love how Frosty is incoherent as shit seriously I just jangled bells in his ear and he didn't do anything lmao

[owl-bling]

Ok so I’m at Whataburger and I’m eating french fries, right? Well I go to pick up my last fry and

ITS FUCKING PRINTED ON THE PAPER

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS WHY WOULD YOU HURT ME THIS WAY

[grapefruitmimosa]

THIS HAPPENED TO ME AS A KID AND IT WAS THE MOMENT I REALIZED MY PARENTS WERE NO LONGER GOING TO PROTECT ME

[jammyplays]

Please Understand: Iwata cuts his salary after dismal profits

According to AFP, Nintendo President Satoru Iwata will be receiving half of his usual salary for the next five months in a small act of atonement for the terrible year Nintendo had, most in part due to the Wii U. 

Nintendo’s revenues dipped 8.1% in the last couple months. [❤]

BUY: Nintendo History books and biographies $12

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You know what any American CEO would do? Cut staff.

What does Iwata do? Take a personal paycut so that his staff can remain employed. 

AMERICAN CEOS SHOULD LET IWATA TEACH THEM A THING

[usapotterfan]

So let me get this straight

The Beliebers decided to boycott Supernatural

The internet decided to counteract that

Supernatural therefore got its highest ratings since 2010

Supernatural got renewed two days later because of that, way ahead of schedule

that is possibly the most impressive fail of 2014 so far apart from Bieber’s

[a-simple-hyena]

[squeakyfoam-deactivated20151111]

hyenas, terrifying and excellently organized predators of the savannah

also surprisingly docile and like neck scritches and have a tail chasing compulsion

if you don’t think hyenas are great then you’re objectively wrong

[lunulata-deactivated20221105]

Aaaahhh, I love hyenas. :D

[whowasntthere-deactivated202106]

Hyenas: Always getting a bad rap because lions are jerks. Lions actually steal from hyenas most of the time because hyenas are the better predators — but they’re also very skittish when faced with a giant pride of cats. Adorable babies!

[millenniumvulcanarchive-deactiv]

Okay, lemme tell you about spotted hyenas, aka the BAMFiest BAMFs in the animal kingdom.

Their societies are entirely female-dominated. Female hyenas are larger and stronger than males and have higher social status in clan hierarchy - even the lowest-ranking female in a hyena clan is higher up the social ladder than the highest-ranking male. They’re basically the Amazons of the animal world. The females even have false penis-like appendages (which are essentially large clitorises), which led the ancient Greeks to think that hyenas were hermaphrodites. Because fuck your narrow human perceptions of sex and gender roles, that’s why.

They are considered the dominant predators of the African savannah, despite not being the largest or strongest, because they are the most successful hunters. Their hunting success rate is estimated to be about 70-80%, meaning that they catch about 70-80% of prey they pursue - a freakishly high statistic (to compare, the success rate of lions and wolves is about 20-30%). They also scavenge much less than lions do, as whowasntthere said, and are incredibly adaptable and opportunistic predators, meaning that they are also the most common and widespread of the large African carnivores. That’s not too bad for an animal typecast as a lazy scavenger.

Their jaws are some of the strongest in the animal kingdom, stronger than those of lions, tigers, wolves or perhaps bears, and can crush elephant and giraffe bones; hyenas are also able to digest all bone matter. Don’t tell me that’s not metal as fuck.

Despite looking like dogs, they are not part of the dog family and are actually more closely related to cats. Because fuck your logic. Nature does what it wants.

They are incredibly intelligent. They are easily as intelligent as primates and some scientists claim that their intelligence may even rival that of the great apes, which would make them among the most intelligent animals in the world. Hyenas even outperform chimpanzees on some tests, which is pretty damn awesome, considering that chimpanzees are our closest relatives and all.

So yeah, basically hyenas are awesome and badass as well as truly fascinating animals and if you don’t have at least a bit of respect for them you’re wrong.

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[mylittlemoses-deactivated202005]

can we talk about hao’s hips tho

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