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I will always care more about the supportive cishet boyfriend at pride than i will about the wannabe cop queer person interrogating every “straight looking” couple to make sure they’re “queer enough” to be there btw. Don’t worry about your cishet boyfriend, he’s sitting with me eating an ice cream wearing a homemade little pride bracelet around his arm and he is the happiest he’s ever been in his life :]

#if your cishet bf is chill enough to come to pride and be an ally to you and anyone who attends #then he’s more than welcome #cops are never ever EVER welcome

elliewilliams

whats yalls ultimate fave character. like years have passed, interests have come and gone, yet theyre still here. mines ellie williams

#dr stein #from #soul eater #i love him

corantus

kei truckz

#TWUCK!!!!!!!!#cars #art #kei truck

tomhoppusdelonge

#GORGEOUS BEAUTIFUL INCREDIBLE STRONG AMAZING WONDERFUL #cute people #goals #aesthetic

gummybearattacktheworldofdespair

therustyskull

@ralfmaximus Showers that will kill you

ralfmaximus

Holy shit I thought this was a Sims bit or someone playing with CAD software, but the last few seconds knocked me out

batbetbitbotbut

@thebibliosphere I'm pretty sure you are the appropriate recipient for other people's terrifying home renovation choices

#same

warmfigure

i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

unlettered-heathen

reblog to give prev a very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

#PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE #I APPLIED FOR A JOB PLEASE #same

important-cat-pics

#that’s my receptionist :)#kitty!!!#same

narcissistcookbook

are you ok with people carving the sound of your music into beeswax and eating it for impersonal use?

nothing i reply with will be as funny as the question

#i am doing this #for business reasons #i will not answer any further questions #same

wembleyfragglesarchive

i’m losing my mind

wembleyfragglesarchive

STOP REBLOGGING THIS my phone is glitching an astronomical amount and I immediately knew the culprit was one of my tumblr posts gaining traction

avatardoggo

oh

GROOVE WITH ME BABY

lizluvscupcakes

Ya gotta have

✨⭐️ SOUL ⭐️✨

voidgremlinguege

DONT STOP ME NOW!

#GROOVE WITH ME BABY #same

harkamal

I like finding out what people my age and older had as their first cell phone. Anybody younger and their answer is a generic Android or iPhone. Phones from the 2000s were some wacky device like the sidekick or samsung x83 or lg env2

My first phone was a nokia 1112 in 2008

#pretty sure my first actual phone #was an early model Nokia #in like 2003/4 #bc it was like previously owned by my brother or sister and i wanted to play snake #other than that #i had a sony ericsson in like 2006 #then an early model touch screen LG with a faulty battery #then i think another song ericsson after that #then a super early touchscreen samsung that vibrated every time you tapped anything and you couldn’t stop it #that one i had from like 2008-2011/2012 #then i got an iphone 3gs that was my sisters #then a 4s then a 5s then a 7 plus which was the first one that wasnt from my sister #then an XR then i got the 12 pro max which i have now #and thats it #same #i always really really wanted a sidekick #but i never got one :(

existennialmemes

Not to sound like a decrepit, rambling corpse about it, but back in my day Word used to be a pre installed program that came with your computer, if you were running Windows.

No subscription. Just program.

On your computer. You got to use it forever and ever and never had to worry about it going away.

Because it was physically on your computer. As a program. That you actually owned. Not because you got it separately, but because it was a standard inclusion with your computer.

I'm sorry but I'll just never get over it. I remember when companies cared about their products being usable out of the box. I remember when our things belonged to us.

Old man shaking fist at cloud, wherein the cloud is the background of the Windows 98 logo.

#i keep thinking about this #about how when i first got a game on pc #i think it was minecraft #and i paid for it before the beta was even released #in like 2011 maybe #and i still have it and still play it with that account #but i have had multiple games on steam fucking disappear without notice #or become completely unplayable bc the creators abandoned it #its so fucked #why cant i just own things #why did cyberpunk take so long to be even close to playable #why are we okay with this #ugh #fuck subscriptions #fuck microsoft #i hate it here #same

simzart

Party Knight. ⚜️

#THIS IS SO COOL #I LOVE YOU GHOST CATS #goals #art

sapphireh3arts

i know folks are gonna call me a pedo for this one, but i grew up seeing my mom and grandma naked. they had health issues and at times needed care and help showering. and i truly think more kids need to be shown the nonsexual reality of naked women at a young age. there is nothing sexual about my grandmothers breasts, they were simply body parts. more women die of heart attacks because people are too afraid of breasts to do real chest compressions, because they are scared to touch their breasts. the sexualization of our bodies literally kills us. i need people to be more normal about naked bodies and i'm 100% serious.

#it’s really really really really hard #to start a sentence like that #and then come out with a normal and correct take #but i think you got it #same