JAKE PUCKERMAN.

That’s true. You’re kind of like a puppy...

I coulda swore you were from North Carolina or some shit.

#mr.#convo.

Wow.

theghostryderlynn

Exactly, man.

Okay, we’ll get these papers done in no time. I won’t, don’t worry. Just help me out when I need to focus on papers or studying and it’ll be square.

‘Course I will. You scratch my back I scratch yours.

#rl.#convo.

effybennett

Nice to see you can do something with your scooter, Scooter Boy.

I think this is just jealousy over not having your own scooter.

#convo.#eb.#humoreffy

But not at night because you can only do them anywhere the light touches, right?

Yep. So just be prepared.

#ba.#convo.

noellewebster-blog

Oh my god.

You should see how some of the people in my email inbox try to get my attention. They assume that since I work here, I will appreciate subject titles such as:

Urgent: Ass on Fire!! Dude, I totally didn’t just hit your cat. Agent Goose On The Loose!

And my favorite:

HOLY BAJEEZERS THAT SHIRT IS SO LAST SEASON

I don’t even want to know what Agent Goose on the Loose has to deal with.

#kh.#convo.

Wow.

spiritofstreisand

You should come with me! I normally take Blaine, but with the prank war I think he’s on his own this time. It’s fun!

That would be pretty cool. I’m down. Should be fun.

#rb #convo.

See? Funny.

#convo.#ba #// same!! it's hilarious like ugh #jake/scooter is my otp btw oops

I can make Lion King references all day.

I used to think the same thing, but everyone’s funny. You just have to figure out what it is about you that makes you funny. I don’t know if it happens on purpose. You kind of just fall into it.

Hopefully it won’t be for 14 hours a day though. We have so many of us, we can split up and conquer the interviews separately. I’m hoping we’ll get to cross paths with some other MTV stars eventually.

I guess. Ry and Sam, they’re like funny funny. Like stand-up comedian funny. I’m more of after a few shots type of funny.

All I care about is meeting Sway.

Wow.

theghostryderlynn

You would. I didn’t want anybody to find them though.

On it, dude. And I’ll totally be there, if you wanted, you could even come study at my place. That way if you fell asleep, I could play my drum set to keep you up. No way you’d fall asleep then. Me too, it’s going to be amazing to be done with it finally.

True. Gotta hide the evidence.

Sounds even better. I’m a light sleeper, so that’ll definitely be hell. Don’t do the water thing, though. That’s really hell. Really wet hell.

#rl #convo.

I should’ve checked the date..

Thank you, thank you. I try. I’m also trying to get a plaque that reads that and hang it somewhere in the office but Sebastian doesn’t seem to be a fan of the idea. Other options were “hardest working man in America” and “hardest working man in New York” and he didn’t go for those either.

He’s probably jealous. Try changing it to “hardest working editor in the world”. Might get his approval then.

#mc #convo.

I’m waiting for you to tell me to remember who I am.

They live in you, Blaine.

Spend more time on camera and you’ll have a following like Ryder. Just don’t put any of my things in jello, please.

Half of it’s over - only a little over a month and then all we have to worry about is promotion.

I don’t know. Ry’s hilarious ---- I’m not really funny like he is.

Promotion seem like they’ll be even harder work. Interviews back to back sounds like hell.

Wow.

spiritofstreisand

I thought it was a great way to bookend the filming. A day of pampering before we begin, a day of pampering once we end. I’m sure it’ll be needed even more in a couple weeks than it is now.

I’ve never gotten a professional massage. I should put that on my bucket list.

#rb.#convo.

I should’ve checked the date..

I worked through the holiday, as I usually tend to do on ones that fall on weekdays. Especially when whether or not they’re an actual holiday is up for debate. Exciting, I know, but I can’t trust MTV to do anything themselves.

#youandblaine #ba #convo.

You’re the man, Mike Chang.

Hardest working man on the planet.

#mc #convo.

youandblaine

This is majestic.

Wow. Majestic makes me feel like Mufasa or some shit.

humorevans

Dude, how???? I can barely text in the morning. #howdoyouselfie

Maybe I was born with it, maybe it’s Maybelline.

#humorevans #se #convo.

Well, if Buzzfeed would have it, you’re not too far down that totem pole. I’m surprised they mentioned the interns in the article, but it was nice. You all are definitely an important part of the whole process.

“Break”? What does that mean? I’ve never heard of that word in my life.

I know. Shoutout to Buzzfeed for recognizing my sexiness.

Something everyone in our office needs to take.