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Dead wife montage but it's all slow motion shots of your dead wife throwing grenades and doing backflips and oneshotting the enemy with their long range weapons

#this is shakarian

Rules: Make a poll with seven of your all time favorite characters from seven different fandoms, and then tag seven people to do the same. See which character is everyone's favorite. tagged by @agentwashingcat

Oh god oh fuck seven???? SEVEN????

Pumpkin Patch lessgo....

Penny Polendina (RWBY)

Dr. Emily Grey (RvB)

Caine (TADC)

Lute (Hazbin Hotel)

Fizzarolli (Helluva Boss -- shut up it's a different show)

Donatello (TMNT)

Ratchet (Transformers - Various Incarnations)

Voting ended onJun 11

tagging: @bittersweetblasphemy, tbh anyone else I could tag, Than got

#My favorite TF character is Prowl but Ratchet's in more shit

voidthing

happy month, fellow slurs.

gingik

#snrk

depsidase

#interesting history facts

smashcut

#Skeptic #It'll be Skeptic

mechanomorphic

queer muppet moments i would make happen if i was in charge of the muppets:

the electric mayhem (minus animal bcs hes their kid) arent a polycule, theyre monogamous. but specifically they break up and date each other one at a time. they have a chart.

animal is genderfluid. this is mentioned exactly once bcs kermit calls her he and she starts yelling "SHE/HER!" kermit corrects himself and the show goes on

rizzo made out with gonzo once but he still considers himself straight bcs gonzo is not a guy, he's a whatever. gonzo agrees with this

uncle deadly dated tim curry. it did not end well.

actual emotional scene of gonzo talking about how he feels abt gender. no jokes.

kermit: no matter what, gonzo is still gonzo, and we're always going to support gonzo no matter what gonzo decides- gonzo: kermit. i still use he/him

statler and waldorf wedding episode. theyre divorced by the next

beaker trying to ask bunsen out on a date. in the end it turns out bunsen thought they'd been dating for years.

miss piggy hanging out with drag queens

related, miss piggy starting to present butch and kermit being Really Into It. hes embarassed abt it

pepe begins a story with "when i was a little girl...."

janice decides to start using just she bcs "like, i could never be her"

rowlf mentions having a husband. even kermit is like "??? since when??!"

actually i change my mind. genderfluid animal is mentioned a second time when dr teeth is calling for instrument and mic checks, he turns to animal and yells "animal! pronoun check!" "HE/HIM" "alright!"

irisbleufic

Swedish Chef neopronouns: bork/bork/bork

#I don't know how I feel about OP thinking Tim Curry would fumble a second muppet baddie #But everything else is flawless

bugshroom

there should be a pill you can take one time that will shrivel up your uterus and abort it through one last horrible period

#this would feel like nine or more decidual casts I know it would that shit would almost not be worth it #(fun fact this is what I legitimately thought happened to me when I passed mine)

arlin-potato3

Team Prime - twitter post edition

#reblogs #fandom #transformers

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

After the first Extermination, the Exorcist commander and his right-hand bitch debrief. And decompress. And disrobe. And other shit.

Fandom: Hazbin Hotel Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Adam/Lute Characters: Adam, Lute Additional Tags: Chastity Devices, mortification of the flesh/Self-Harm (I have to tag it as self-harm even though mortification of the flesh is a specific thing because that's not a tag), Loss of Virginity, First Times, Homophobic Language, Mild Blood, Vaginal Fingering, Vaginal Sex, Rough Sex, Size Kink, Size Difference, Explicit Consent, Masochism, Foreplay, Porn with Feelings/Porn With Plot, Post-Extermination Sex, Lute is Bad at Feelings, Canon-Typical Swearing for Hazbin Hotel, Casual Misogyny, Just When You Thought He Couldn't Get Worse… Adam Vapes, Lute Has Beef With Eve AND Lilith, Adam's A Little Dilfy, Virginity