[madcat-world]

Lawrence the First Vicar - Karina Refrynn

[devilwizard]

This, in all complete honesty, is possibly the best Bloodborne, possibly the best Fromsoft art I’ve ever seen. I’m in love. I’m tattooing this on my back I’m carving it into my soul

[goon]

[devilwizard]

No one talks about it, but on a cosmic scale “the One Legendary Hero” isn’t that rare. Like, every universe that has a prophecy or a demon lord or a narrative arc has a hero. You find a world with an evil magician you find a “special” hero, nine times out of ten. Every book or show or game universe has one. You know who DON’T show up in every fantasy universe? Philanthropists who fetishized spiny plants.

All I’m saying is, when you travel through the multiverse you learn that in the grand scheme of things your destined savior is a lot less special and unexpected than Cactus Jack, who jacks off to succulents and donates the vast majority of his earnings to medical research.

[devilwizard]

I didn’t even tag this but you found it immediately. Is that you, Cactus Jack?

[oldschoolfrp]

Legendary fantasy artist John Blanche has died. He is known mostly for his long association with Games Workshop, where he served as art director and created many of the iconic images that shaped the Warhammer and 40K worlds. He was capable of working in diverse styles, but much of his art and his own creative miniature conversions made his name synonymous with the "grimdark" aesthetic, mixing elements of moody gothic architecture and body horror with a limited color palette.

He also contributed to GW's UK edition of Dungeons & Dragons, Fighting Fantasy and Sorcery! books, and other books and album covers. Wombat Games recently published an authorised biography, Blanche: The Rise of Grimdark. A skirmish game, John Blanche's En Garde, is in development with a setting and visual style based on his art.

[devilwizard]

No one talks about it, but on a cosmic scale “the One Legendary Hero” isn’t that rare. Like, every universe that has a prophecy or a demon lord or a narrative arc has a hero. You find a world with an evil magician you find a “special” hero, nine times out of ten. Every book or show or game universe has one. You know who DON’T show up in every fantasy universe? Philanthropists who fetishized spiny plants.

All I’m saying is, when you travel through the multiverse you learn that in the grand scheme of things your destined savior is a lot less special and unexpected than Cactus Jack, who jacks off to succulents and donates the vast majority of his earnings to medical research.

[swarnpert]

this dude is so ugly i can't believe people wanted to fuck him. i already want to crack his skull open and turn his brain into an omelette

[aflo]

[trve-grimdark]

Rest in power Mr Blanche

[anna-antoshchenkova]

XIII - Death

[giganticbuddha]

[halondrus]

Grabbing an elf by the ears like handlebars and riding them but not like in a sexual way i just crash into a wall killing us both

[boobachu]

[victusinveritas]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

What is it?

[devilwizard]

Cuck overseer station managing multiple bedrooms

[the-griffons-saddlebag]

💍 𝗡𝗲𝘄 𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗺! Flintlock Rings
Ring, uncommon ___ While wearing these rings on your matching thumb and forefinger, you can extend them to make a gesture of a pistol. Once per turn when you take the Attack action, you can replace one of your attacks with a special one using the rings by making this gesture, which has a range of 60 feet. Make a ranged spell attack with the rings, using a spell attack bonus of +5; if you’re proficient with pistols, you can instead use your normal attack bonus as if you were wielding a pistol. On a hit, the target takes 2d6 + 3 force damage as a bullet of magical force rockets from your fingers to strike it. If you roll the same number on the damage dice, the target is also pushed up to 5 feet away from you. You can replace multiple attacks in this way with multiple pairs of the rings (a maximum of twice per turn). ___ ✨ Patrons get huge perks! Access this and hundreds of other item cards, art files, and compendium entries when you support The Griffon’s Saddlebag on Patreon for as little as $3 a month!

[devilwizard]

I want the finger guns I want them in real life and I want them now

[mcnostril]

There's no OSHA for mercenaries so they make do with fashion.

[goblinchief]

Sent a 12 year old on a fake Hero’s Journey last week and holy shit he actually did it

[hippy-craic]

[kitto-paint]

Ice Beast

[devilwizard]

Loose the chains it’s friendly trust me

[medievaljournalist]

got a good thing going where these bandits give me a half share of whatever loot they pull from adventurers i send their way & the best part is i don't even need to lie or anything since every hero is born with the unshakeable belief in their ability to win a fight against ten guys at once. just gotta say "we've got bandit trouble in the west, let me mark it on your map" and a week later i get $15 from Wulfric the Hound on cashapp