Balthazar Says.

[lizzywhimsy]

I present to you a hen in a hat and a rooster in a scarf

[themisspicasso]

all must see this 

[horrorgay]

The only realistic gay/straight interaction

[frolicious]

[thedramaandart]

[lizalot]

broke: The Great British Bake Off has no conflict

woke: while The Great British Bake Off is refreshingly devoid of the usual man vs. man conflict, it is filled with conflict of other varieties, notably man vs. self (the contestants vs. their knowledge of baking) and man vs. nature (the contestants vs. the time limit)

[no-i-am-not-the-lochness-monster]

Man vs. the forces of evil (the contestants vs. Paul Hollywood)

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[blackness-by-your-side]

LMAO

[sushinfood]

i’m so happy for her

[warmbubbly]

I’m happy she’s back

[porterr-robinson]

[jade-sutures]

Defense against a guy in a chair

[jads-abum-rat]

[vespertineflora]

[audio transcript]

Woman: He’s fine. He misses you.

Man: Give him my love.

Woman: Will do. 

[woman looks at ridiculous oversized bird]

Woman: SQUAWK

Bird: SQUAWK

THE END

[stability]

Good to know shitposting has been around since the inception of cinema

[gagglescorn]

I can’t afford boomerang so I have to do it myself

[grimesdidthat-deactivated201805]

Isn’t boomerang like.. free?

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

She can’t afford it

[gagglescorn]

I can’t afford it

[bestofblacktwitterr]

[hetalia-club]

genuinely enjoying and being okay with watching someone play video games rather than playing it yourself is younger sibling culture.

[flushed-emoji]

Whole heartily agree

[somecontext]

[skinworms]

personally, i like it

[filmeditors-deactivated20230605]

i’m literally in HYSTERICS over this righr nowhdjahkshdjshsjs

[tinakris]

[girlsmoonsandstars]

Lesbian culture is watching this live and feeling things you won’t understand for like 15 more years.

[offbrandginger]

Me, putting on an ugly outfit: this is okay because i’m gay

[sayittothemasses]