Proffesional Uke~✨

What do you wan't? know what, I don't care.. Just ask something already..

[aafengyoo]

uh…“black”bratt💓

[balthazarbratt]

I must AXE you a question, my jokes are very sharp, aren't they?

[balthazarbratt]

I know I have a big ego problem,

I honestly don't care.

If you got a problem , woman-up and say it to my face, sweetheart .

[shibusenwitchdoctor-deactivated]

WARNING:

This mun defends all friends/fellow bloggers. If I see a bully anon I am inclined to say something to refute the cruel words.

Do not tell people to kill themselves

Do not make light of another’s issues

Do not tell someone they are a horrible writer

Do not tell someone they are worthless

Do not tell someone to leave Tumblr

Do not tell someone to leave a fandom

Do not bully.

Unfollow is always an option if you dislike how someone runs their blog/what they post. There is no reason to be a douchebag about it. Simply click the button and leave them be. There is a difference in constructive criticism and flat-out cruelty. Choose words carefully, as they are very powerful tools.

Thank you for reading this, and even more if you also follow these principles.

[drifter-verse-deactivated202506]

((If any of y’all are being bullied im pretty much always here do feel free to talk to me and I will get involved if possible))

[thefloralianroyalfamily]

(Loads shotgun, and grabs a sword)

Ye. Don’t hurt my friend’s. They beautiful, and if you do, I will shank you.

[clutch-of-cybertron]

I will beat down ANYONE who hurts my friends. You mess with my friends, you mess with me. You wanna harass someone? Harass me! I’ll rip ya a new one! I will go full on mama bear to defend the ones I care about!

@man-turned-machine @swiftshocksblog @primus-is-a-nerd @blood-bullets-and-energon @obsidian-wing @wonderingypsy18

[obsidian-wing]

@seekerathena, @asriel20asi-transformers-rp, @only-magenta-world, @elluq, @mercenary-mouse, @clutch-of-iacon

I will go full Decepticon/Sith on anyone who wants to hurt my friends 

[dreamnoteprincess]

If anyone hurts these people:

@anitoonzforever @girlwiththegreenhat @animenekolover @tokyodablev @kfrances @tenchikotheauthor @zephyre-eastwind @lizzysartpage @saveraedae

I swear I’ll transform into my mom and range on you! These people are amazing and sweet and don’t deserve any crap/bullying! They’re nice people who helped me through thick and thin! They made me laugh, smile and are loving friends!

[anitoonzforever]

Don’t ever mess with my friends!

@dreamnoteprincess @isadoraarkham @nekorussia1 @kiddoryder @martincart @skytressmc @phob05 @dryeguy @wolfiewolfingtondewolfe @themystickoalatomato @jordanthecat11 @red-cyclone

You even think of harming them, I’ll will come at you like a Titan ready to devour you!

These people here helped me a lot and I cherish them to my heart. They listen to me, comfort me, make me smile, and give me a reason to keep going when times are time.

In other words, you mess with them and you’re gonna have to deal with me.

[kiddoryder]

@flufflepops @negsthebest @anitoonzforever @pukethazargutts @thegloriousdarklord @cerealmeows @im-an-angel-you-ass-butt don’t ever bully my friends!

[emeatocannoliii]

@ivebeenabaaaaadsk8rboi @andeancondor21 @linymph @silverwolf245

@denisethestrange @subatomicshads @nyanhou

Anyone who messes with my friends is messing with me

[balthazarbratt]

I have no friends so I'm defending myself.

[quietfluffywolf-deactivated2019]

Shoutout to all the people i thought were my friends but then they randomly stopped talking to me forever

[balthazarbratt]

@ everyone in this fandom cause they like to assume I'm nothing but bad news 🤧

[circuslollipop]

happy early halloween!

you know, Despicable Me has a lot of casual supernatural elements thrown in for throwaway gags, including but not limited to: vampires, werewolves, and yeti, so i was like, what if each of the main characters had a little something to hide…? hence, a spooky/supernatural au!

details under the cut:

Keep reading

[balthazarbratt]

" Going, GHOST!"

[balthazarbratt]

Whenyouhadenoughwithlifeclapyourhands

[balthazarbratt]

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AU idea that me and an old friend had, it's Druthazar but both are teens in this.

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The second one was a pj onesie thingy and Balth decides to be a Gremlin for some reason.

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[ he's holding an Alf plush too because why not¿?]

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These are old and utter crap.

[balthazarbratt]

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[ still a W.I.P ]

Why attend a prom, knowing you'll get stood up?

hebettershowtheheckup

when anxiety want's to choke you blue as you stand alone in the crowd.

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[ an AU when he just turned 17 and the happy movie prom life isn't as easy as it seems, major --- bogus right there .]

[balthazarbratt]

Baddie Boy's

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A little doodle-ditz I drew for a canon Jason Dean, he's been down in the dumps ...

so why not discuss chaos and murder!?

I mean uh, crackers and tea.

Pfftwhat'smurder??

[ his @/ is irl_JD on instagrammies]

[balthazarbratt]

.

Love me , I have a crown of flowers on my head.

~~~

Some people wanted facts about me, so ok... I'm a very boring person though.

I'll only give 8 for now ~ 💜

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1.)

I'm very nostalgic to a point it's some-what unhealthy ¿?

2.)

I'm not a people-person and interacting with me is very difficult .

3.)

I refuse friendships and only have about 2-3 friends in my group, surprisingly.. I'm such a ditzy-do though .

Like, I have very dark humor, and I'm just very odd for my age so it's awkward that people like me¿?

- I mean I guess, some people pretend to be nice and kind to me because I own this @ and they just like me only because of that..

[ which is odd.]

4.)

I'm in the fiction-kin community and no I don't like doubles with my two mains.

[ ZIM/BB ]

I have three close friends in that community who only have instagram's except Beev's.

@pax-bean 👌🏻💕

[ @/irl_JD @/irlDib @/pax_bean ]

My kin blog on that app is @/BalthazarBratt as well .

5.)

I don't think I'm a friendly person per'se since everyone seems to find me intimidating, even though I'm just minding my own business or perhaps I'm quiet or I give off negative vibes.

[ because yeah I'm a downer with dark sarcasm, again .]

Also I'm very brutally honest and I have no sympathy towards people , unless I learned to trust you.

6.)

I LOVE thrift stores and vintage booths at cons.

I collect some clothes from 1980, both Vintage / Retro.

[ I mainly prefer vintage .]

Also other small things like VHS tapes, cassette's , vinyls , toys, etc-

7.)

I'm mainly home alone , listening to music as I draw , sometimes clean too when I'm that bored.

I love bands/solo-artists from the

60s,70s,80s, and I'll admit I like some songs from 2012.

8.)

CATS.because people, suck.

[ I'm a cat person .]

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[painbitteranguishdeathmurderblah]

kin balthazar bratt and i'll kin the little robot sidekick

ok im balthazar bratt and i have vivid memories of moonwalking everywhere i go

[emeatocannoliii]

I am aesthetic kin with Balthazar Bratt, I will be sidekick kin to Clive as well

[balthazarbratt]

Ha, barf-bags .

I am Balthazar Bratt, you're all imposters and Clive will send lovely gifts to your home that'll cause total havoc , Bu-bye ~ 💕

[ohmy80s]

80’s Swatch Phone

[balthazarbratt]

[ supposed to be holding that evil Bratt shit thermos but whatves]

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Wow, this hessian actually can be decent ¿? Oh my god, what a shock-

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Update: I answered all my ask's in my notes I just need motivation to color now.

Sorry for existing 🙃🙃🙃

[balthazarbratt]

About Questions

I still have to answer a- lot , I have them saved. I might wait till I can do digital or get more art supplies, I also do rps- but I'm V picky.

- just an update though, I haven't forgotten about any of you... yet. :>

- and yes you can still ask or insert anything in the box, I don't give a rats ass .

[balthazarbratt]

Welp ...

Not tagging.

[ a gift for my boyfriend who left me hanging as he sleeps 😪 I still love him though .]

[balthazarbratt]

Wait what

The Dip-stick finally posted again!??? Oops~

[balthazarbratt]

Well I'm dead

I'll probably get to these question things during summer.