THE PITT | 2.15, “9:00 P.M.”
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Jules of Nature
Monterey Bay Aquarium

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trying on a metaphor
taylor price

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macklin celebrini has autism

#extradirty

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
almost home

Product Placement
Xuebing Du

JVL

Kiana Khansmith
dirt enthusiast
NASA
Cosimo Galluzzi
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THE PITT | 2.15, “9:00 P.M.”
Bonus:
DENNIS BEEKEPEPER FIC IS LIVE!
It's been a long time coming folks, but here it is! Let me know if I should write more chapters, I want to get into writing smut (because it's fun lets be whimsy) so maybe I'll write in some in between scenes in this au!
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
yay save the bees! 🐝🐝
alright grandpa, that’s enough instagram for you today
being horny on main
something something when you are small and scared but there is someone who is more small and more scared
Robby getting kinda weird around dennis once he finds out hes queer and dennis freaking out bc oh god i scared him off w my gayness, meanwhile robby is like. Oh no he can reciprocate my unrequited crush was so much easier when i could convince myself he was straight.
They have a sort of awkward conversation in the ambulance bay, and when dennis is reassured that robby has no problem w him being gay, maybe dennis lets slip that he is attracted to Robby. And then robby can’t help but kiss him. He pulls away quickly, regretting his actions and the assumption he mad, but dennis is quickly pulling him back down and kissing him feircely.
what went thru dennis’ mind
Happy pride to those 5 seconds where Charlie Swan thought Jacob was coming out to him in the most insane way possible
“how did you get into writing” girl nobody gets into writing. writing shows up one day at your door and gets into you
"how did you get into writing" girl i've been tormented by the visions since i was eight years old
June 1st is TOMORROW. It means that GAY PEOPLE will exist, but only for ONE MONTH. Do not forget to buy your tickets to see them NOW, or else you will have to wait AN ENTIRE YEAR to be able to meet them AGAIN.
The Hockey Player will be available to rent or purchase on Apple TV and Prime Video beginning June 29, 2026.
I hope the Heated Rivalry fandom will be there to support real players.
I’ve always wondered how people describe how it feels for someone to use the wrong pronouns/be misgendered because for me (I’m nb hello hi I use they/them) it just makes me itchy. Not physically itchy, but like… emotionally itchy? I’m curious how anyone else describes it so plz sound off in the comments !
my sister to her husband: “stop being a dickhead”
her husband: “stop being a vaginahead”
also him: “ew imagine having a vagina for a head”
my sister: “so you think women are disgusting”
…. mohabbot argument lowkey (or whitsantos if you platonically squint)
There is a kid out there who did every single one of his school essays and projects and short stories and friendly introductions at the beginning of the year about Shane Hollander. He did his book reports on the books Shane recommended in interviews. He saved his money to buy that stupid cologne Shane advertised. He got a puck from Shane once at warm ups and he slept with it in his bed for three weeks. He writes his moms name on his stick tape because Shane did it first. He watches the Olympics in awe. He gets into fights with kids at school about whose a better hockey player and its Shane all the way, no matter what the other kids told him or what their moms and dads said. Shane is the best.
And this kid did not have a lot of friends. His teachers thought he wasn't very smart because he made everything about hockey. And they dismissed him when he struggled with math and reading. "if you could just put some of your hockey energy into school, then maybe you would get better." His classmates laughed at the hockey themed valentines day cards him and his mom had to hand make because nowhere was selling hockey themed valentines day cards. And they laugh at him when he repeats the same thing over and over about "getting pucks deep, pucks deep, pucks deep." When he would play all by himself on the yard pretending he was skating, picking up any big stick he could find on the ground, they'd push him around. "Can we play? We'll be defenders" and ram him and take his stick. And he'd just go through all the penalties they would have just gotten over and over again until he can calm down. He celebrated every birthday at the ice rink in his full hockey gear even though he didn't really have classmates showing up. Not for lack of invite.
And his parents try to steer him away from it. They try and watch new sports, they try and get him to watch kids shows, get into things kids his age like, but all he wants to do is watch reruns of the metros cup wins. Wants to wear his hat backwards with his black shirt because that's how Shane looks in the interviews. Memorizes the answers he gives in french even though this kid never learned french in school. And its useless. This kid is hooked and they just kinda have to ride this wave.
So when the announcement comes for the Game Changers camp, these parents do absolutely everything to get him there. They don't care what it takes, this is like a light for all of them really in the midst of all the bullying at school and the meltdowns at home and the obsessive routines that fall apart if even one thing is out of place.
And they explain to the camp that their boy might have a hard time. Might need some time to adjust. That he struggles with math, and reading, and can get caught up in all the rules sometimes. Preemptively trying to say "he's not a bad kid. he's trying his best."
So at the end of the first day, his parents are prepared for a meltdown. Its new, its a lot of kids, the rink can get loud and cold, and he doesn't always do well with transitioning out of hockey. He's hard to pull off the ice at home.
And they can see some upset under the surface when they arrive. He clearly doesn't want to go home. Thats no surprise.
What is a surprise is the way Shane gets down on one knee next to where the boy is sitting upset on the ground. He doesn't move to touch him. He just gets down and the two of them softly have a chat. The boy is tugging on his hair and nodding at what Shane says. And eventually he stands and the parents walk over to them.
"You must be the parents. Its good to meet you," Shane says softly. "I was just going over some things about tomorrow. So that way he would know the schedule."
And they can see their son isn't quite happy, still clearly exhausted. He'll nap in the car and be grumpy at dinner. But he is much more regulated than they expected him to be.
"And, I was telling him about my schedule when I go home. About getting some quite time, making sure I can decompress. I think that's what all good hockey players need, right buddy?"
"Right buddy," he repeats.
And for all the understanding that seems to be there, his parents are just grateful that of all the things their kid could have a special interest in, its Shane Hollander.
quarterly reminder that if i reblog something ai-generated it is 110% and always an accident and for the love of god please tell me so i can delete it from my blog
where’s the tangled/rapunzel story retelling: lesbian edition because you’re not gonna sit there and tell me that Flynn Rider isn’t the most masc/nonbinary name ever to exist in queer history