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STILL SEMI HIATUS. Bambi, 28, astronomer, married af, clusterfuck of whatever when I decide to use this blog.

[harpylady]

a frog in the hand is worth so. much.

[maximumsalt]

But a frog in the mouth…

[orphic-mysteries]

Valentino, Swarovski crystal and enamel ring (x) | Valentino Ready To Wear Fall 2015 (x)

[bambik22]

@shessharkbait

[depressedburden]

the most disheartening feeling is spiraling again after being okay for a while

[bunnyfood]

[catsbeaversandducks]

“Just get in the car, Alice. I’ll explain on the way.”

[imthedoctorbasicallyfun]

My Brain: Eat

Me: Okay, what should we make?

My Brain: No make!!! Only eat.

[dankmemecentral1]

I don’t see a downside

[animations-daily]

Shrek 2 (2004)

[just-shower-thoughts]

Sleeping is best enjoyed in an ice cold room with plenty of blankets.

[fjordfolk]

This is our ‘good morning’

[leaveful]

[swamp-roo-deactivated20230128]

how the fuck do people just stay motivated their entire lives? what drives you? I got out of bed once and i’ve been exhausted ever since.

[vampire-punk-deactivated2017051]

You need to learn to hate life to the point where you want to get revenge on existence itself 

[castielismycherrypie]

Best advice ever

[internet]

[concerningwolves]

Full offense but your writing style is for you and nobody else. Use the words you want to use; play with language, experiment, use said, use adverbs, use “unrealistic” writing patterns, slap words you don’t even know are words on the page. Language is a sandbox and you, as the author, are at liberty to shape it however you wish. Build castles. Build a hovel. Build a mountain on a mountain or make a tiny cottage on a hill. Whatever it is you want to do. Write.

when cats do that thing where they stretch their paws and all their little toes spread out…. reblog if u agree

[spuriusbrocoli]

a straight girl will date anything vaguely male-shaped so long as its as cis and het as she is. istfg you could line up the handsomest butches who could eat her pussy for days or the most genteel bi boys who could top her from wall to wall of her tacky apartment, and she’ll still choose her broke, ugly trogolodyte boyfriend who thinks staring at her tits is foreplay and humping vaguely in her direction will get her to cum bc gay men are meant only to compliment her tasteless dress over brunch and lesbians are gross.

[homochadensis]

where r these incels coming from

[dashaibo]

Radfems: stop saying lesbians should be attracted to dick!

Also radfems: why won’t straight girls sleep with me?

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

yikes incelbians at it again

[cisnowflake]

Maybe you don’t have a girlfriend because if your shit attitude op.

[strawberryfujo]

Anyways if you dismiss someone’s argument just because they’re a certain race or gender I’m just gonna assume that you don’t have an argument of your own

[quotethatshow]