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Capricorn. 26. 🌙

[alwaysbewoke]

The four categories of people who vote Republican

[catchymemes]

Kingfisher frozen to a bridge gets its feet thawed out & freed by a kindly gentleman

[wilwheaton]

Republicans are garbage.

[steverogersnotebook]

Drying Great Salt Lake Could Expose Millions to Toxic Arsenic-Laced Dust

The largest saline lake in North America is on track to collapse within five years, a new report finds

[fearsomeandwretched]

Republicans are now crying on Twitter bc second trimester abortions have almost doubled in the last year bc of abortion bans. Ppl in states that have outlawed it have to travel to liberal states that allow it which is creating long waiting lists and pushing the abortions till later in the pregnancy

[fearsomeandwretched]

[jacobwren]

Sister Rosetta Tharpe (Manchester, 1964)

[gothiccharmschool]

ALWAYS reblog Sister Rosetta Tharpe.

[beserkerjewel]

If you have ever told a pregnant woman any variation of “A man nutting in you is nothing to celebrate”, either verbally or commenting online, then I genuinely hope a piano falls on your head

[beserkerjewel]

Being a raging misogynist to own the patriarchy is not gonna get you anywhere and it just makes you look like a miserable fuck

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

This is the tastiest chicken breast I've ever eaten! Simple, cheap and very juicy!

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

@badatwritingstuff

[nandras]

megcsináltam. nem mondom, hogy jó lett, mert az enyhe kifejezés rá. kurvajó lett! ja, és előkészületekkel, mindennel együtt alig fél óra kell hozzá.

[miezahulyeseg]

Szombati ebéd lesz

[valogataskazetta-deactivated202]

en az egetett fokhagymat kihagyom belole es a petrezselyem a vegen megy bele, es tejfollel,csakis tejfollel

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

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[cannibalfilmphd-deactivated2023]

That right there is a good solid burger patty with the intriguing addition of middle eastern spices 👀👀👀 (and as we all know variety is the spice of life, and spice is the variety of food.) I’m also intrigued by how she put the patty in the pita(?) which makes it a sort of burger panini. It looks good and I am going to have to try it.

[raindearreindeer]

I want to make this for my family, but my mom’s pretty iffy on beef that is anything but well done (dry as fuck) so I’m wondering how to cook it throughly enough without burning the bread.

[vergess]

You can cook it in very thin pita with a thin layer of minced beef/lamb so that the meat is cooked brown all the way through in only 1 minute per side.

But also! Red Meat is "Well Done" at 160F/72C (white meat is 165F/75C). Bread actually doesn't even toast until 255F/123C!!

So, if you make the full size patties in a frying pan on a low-medium heat, or an oven set to 300F/150C, it will take about 20 minutes to cook instead of only 3 minutes, but it will DEFINITELY not burn the bread, and the meat will be VERY well done.

Here is the oven based recipe I suggested elsewhere on the post

Kafta in pita - Taste of Beirut

The first time I had this dish was in Lebanon when a childhood friend took me to a restaurant called Taaj El-Moulook (meaning The kings’crow

@bananafosters In case you are interested also!

[kelbremdusk]

I made the pan fried version a couple of days ago and they were bussin. Highly recommend

[funnypeopletwitter]

Ok the guy with the net fucking killed me, I’m sure my neighbors heard me laughing.

[yurious-george]

School shootings. They don’t want you to hide guns.

[dawnbutterfly]

This is where we are, folks. We’ve come to the point where they’re demanding that children carry all of their school supplies in hand so that they don’t have to do anything about the gun violence problem in this shithole of a country.

[kendrysaneela]

I love malicious compliance

[sunrisedespair]

HISTORY COMES FULL CIRCLE, HOLY SHIT I CAN’T BELIEVE THEY’RE STILL DOING THIS TO KIDS. 

They did this shit at my school way back when Columbine had just happened!

Naturally, we invented all sorts of bullshit ways to carry our shit, because what the fuck, we need backpacks. 

My favourites included: 

-Fishing rod with twine tied around two pencils and a small pocket notebook.

-Tons of people got those little clear plastic bags they have in grocery stores for fruit and shit, and used them as see-through pencil cases 

Note: THEY PROCEEDED TO THEN ALSO BAN THE BAGS AS “CHOKING HAZARDS”. WE WERE NOT THREE YEAR OLDS. OUR HEADS DIDN’T EVEN FIT IN THE FUCKING BAGS, AND BELIEVE ME, WE TRIED AS SOON AS THEY ANNOUNCED THE BAN, BECAUSE MOST OF US WOULD RATHER HAVE DIED THAN BEEN IN FUCKING SCHOOL BY THAT POINT. DID THEY THINK WE WERE GONNA STUFF THE BAGS DOWN OUR THROATS? CHRIST.)

-One kid dressed up like a priest and used the loose fabric of the cassock to carry three text books around all day. 

-Someone hollowed out a fucking loaf of bread, pretended to be French all day, and made a show out of pulling a ridiculous number of highlighters out of this fucking bread in the middle of class. 

Now that I think about it, I think that kid invented Panera Bread by accident. Y’know, the little bread soup bowls? This was that, but with highlighters instead of soup. 

Eventually, things escalated, and the principal called the police after he went to the parking lot and found his car broken into– Nothing was stolen, but there were about 5000 fucking backpacks stuffed in his car, to the point that the door wouldn’t even open.

I don’t know who did it, or what group of people did it, but they’re all fucking heroes because the next week backpacks were permitted again. 

[freekbugg]

[laughoutloud-club]

So poor people don’t deserve to have money?!

[bakwaaas]

there’s obviously a lot of nuance to to this conversation, but I feel like the way that people nowadays talk about friendships is so cold and devoid of love or empathy. like you aren’t allowed to complain or be sad, ur burdening ur friends with ur problems, helping someone through a hard time is ‘emotional labour’ and ‘you don’t owe anyone anything’ and I’m just thinking what does friendship even mean to you then? like honestly? people say ‘I’m not your therapist’ as if therapy is the answer to everything. what a sad world where a paid clinician is the only person you’re allowed to be emotionally vulnerable with. this ultra individualistic mindset leads to everyone feeling alone and isolated and we’ve lost all concept of community and support systems

[blazevillains-deactivated202504]

always astounds me when adults hate kids cause like. did you just Forget about how unfair the world seemed when YOU were a child?? do you not remember being upset about how no adult ever seemed to respect you or listen to you at all? and now youre gonna just go on and treat kids like the way you hated being treated when you were one. ok

[shahwolarchived-deactivated2021]

to those of you who literally just stayed alive and made it to the end of the year, i'm so proud of you.

[queen--of--maggots]

[yaachtynoboat711]

Nah fr 😭