My Search for a Great Perhaps

[memewhore]

[bamfcory]

Hey, been a while, huh?

[fuckyeah2000s]

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

jazz is dumb they just play random notes dude, it's nothing like programming a TAS

i see my haters are using military grade artificial intelligence to analyze my posts and determine the exact anons that will get me the most mad

[zipofcloud]

[shoujoromance]

[kvothe-kingkiller]

idk if artemis fowl should even be made into a movie, whether or not they follow the books and make good casting choices (which they wont)

but I read those books in like 5th grade so I forget a lot of what happened but what I DO remember is the fucking dwarves being able to unhinge their jaws and eating dirt and shitting it out so fast that they can just… burrow?? and then they can stick to walls with their pores that get as big as pinheads if they dont drink or something like that???

I think I would straight up die if I saw that shit in a movie. thats instant death there

[harrypotterhousequotes]

GRYFFINDOR: “It gets easier. Every day it gets a little easier. But you gotta do it every day — that’s the hard part. But it does get easier.” –Kate Purdy + Joanna Calo (Jogging Baboon: BoJack Horseman: Out to Sea)

[rythyme]

convincing your friend to eat something other than their depression meal by offering them your own depression meal

bonus:

[loughnesstwo-deactivated2021101]

“Trick or Yeet!” I shout to the children when I open the door. “Yeet?” one says confusidly. I shrug. “Yeet it is.” I throw the child.

[mindfulwrath]

Here’s a hot take: villains should be relatable.

Not every villain, not every time, and certainly not to everyone at once, but there should be moments. We should, occasionally, be able to see ourselves in the bad guys, be able to understand how they got there.

Because it reminds us not to fucking go there.

Antis who get upset about villains having relatable qualities (often couched as being “romanticized” or “woobified”) are people who cannot bear to ever think of themselves as having the capability of being wrong.

Every human alive is capable of being a horrible person. Relatable villains remind us to keep an eye on that shit.

[theonion]

Man Terrified To Realize He Could Easily Go On Like This

[ohevoyev]

people who actually got to party to the songs that came out in 2009-2010 are so lucky too bad i was eleven

[ohevoyev]

like imagine pulling up to a house party and hearing dynamite by taio cruz blasting i’d lose my fucking mind

[ot3-old]

my stupid fucking friends forced me to know this so im taking it out on all of you. there’s a new rick and morty comic where characters talk about wanting to fuck travis mcelroy. you’re welcome.

[ot3-old]

you heard me

[cool-eevee]

[falseknees]

We all are.

[leorioismydad-deactivated201809]

these all have the same energy

[memescomedy]