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blondebrainpowered

Ignorance = Fear, 1989

Artist: Keith Haring

soupevil

Video of me trying to write the number 3 in professor layton game for 1 minute

psychuan

this fucking video has two punchlines it's incredible

giant1v1poketourny

Losers Round 1.5, Match 151: Obstagoon VS. Florges

alt forms under the cut, beware of potential spoilers

Which pokémon do you like more?

Obstagoon

Florges

Voting ended onJun 3

giant1v1poketourny

24-Hour Tiebreaker

Which pokémon do you like more?

Obstagoon

Florges

Remaining time: 12 hours 40 minutes

celestial-uran

Reblog if you love gooning

batshaped

fungus fairy

bsky mirror

lestatfag

STAY SAFE!! [ID: the Gilbert Baker pride flag with the words “Happy pride to all those who are unable to celebrate openly and safely. You are loved and seen!” in all-caps black text over it. /end ID]

amberautumnfaebrooke

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

sociallyawkwardrevolution

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

sexhaver

#me and my bf when I accidentally like too many doomer tiktoks and make him sad #we watch my liked tiktoks together every now and again

alanaisalive

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

iguanamouth

oh shit

throughshadow-to-the-edgeofnight

alanaisalive

As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.

docd666

Y'all know what to do Tumblr.

id-servals-in-posts

There are no servals in this post

#wish this artist were more convenient to listen to #maybe I'll just buy the discog on bandcamp one day #Youtube

marinella-ela

juliathefacesofevil

there must be a better place you could be doing that

tomboyfemboy

his only cutting board is nailed to the floor in the turtle room

candyspider-deactivated20230731

mario party minigame

encryptidarchivist

count dracula? uhhh ok. one

cool-jpgs-of-wizards-with-swords

🧛 nathing vrong vith me

tamamoland

let’s be real the best tumblr has EVER looked was the short span of time where you could slap code into posts and we had classics like these

tumblr has never been closer to the core aesthetic and sense of humor of its userbase

dtacore

daughter-of-sapph0

op link the fucking article

dtacore

https://www.sbnation.com/a/17776-football enjoy reading about football :)

Something is terribly wrong. Something is terribly wrong. Something is terribly wrong. Something is terribly wrong.

daughter-of-sapph0

thanks. what the fuck

nightowl343

What the fuck.

#never got around to actually reading this #better late than never

caelestialcorpse

Friend of mine sent me these screenshots and I wanted to share my interpretation of how it works

canisbeta

easter sucks i don’t think we should have widespread christianity events permeating our neighborhoods. however, i like that somehow this became a rabbit-centric time of the year. i propose we overturn easter and replace it with a celebration of bunny girls. give it to the trans furries. they can like, graze on fields of grass and do freak sex stuff or whatever. let’s go lesbians