Bamfsome

Hello this is a page Mainly for nightcrawler/ kurt wagner/ bamfsome stuff, my name is bamfbaby, if you would like other reblogged or my own, imagines, fanfiction story's, one shots, and other things that aren't Nightcrawler related just request I'm messages or send me an ask This tumblr does not blog vore, gore, or potty play/water sports, but we do nsfw

[shingummyy]

It seems like that I’ve never posted those doodles I did of Kurt last year. Or I have?? I forgor💀 i still like the first 2 so much

[alkcomics]

Kurt & Ororo in my fav Dake Cockrum costumes ⚡✨

[high-quality-tiktoks]

feliz día de la independencia!!

[comcbookart]

ILLYANA RASPUTIN and KITTY PRYDE in ALL-NEW X-MEN #18

[djemsoresu]

Sam Wilson in The Falcon and The Winter Soldier Episode 1

bucky barnes in episode one

[softcozybunny]

Pooh bear ♡

[eebie]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

[babyanimalgifs]

[switching-to-glide]

Can’t reblog this enough.

[bluestatesaint]

Not the way I figured it would turn out, but I learned something here.

[thecringeandwincefactory-deacti]

This is called Trophic Cascade in ecology.

[publiusmaximum]

Puppies are great!

[visual-infinity]

[wayneradiotv]

VR takes minecraft to unhealthy levels of nerve wracking

[weisscoldglare]

Blake probably wouldnt let Jaune even come near Weiss

For good reason I’m sure

[francisxie-deactivated20200628]

[meantfortheshore]

[moremetalthanyourmom]

Okay but after seeing this I started doing it too and it’s amazing how many men I’ve run into bc they expected me to move

[youcangofindatree-deactivated20]

Gotta try it

[clevermanka]

I work (and walk) on a college campus. I’ve lost count of how many men I’ve smacked shoulders with.

[emmagrant01]

Recently, I was standing outside my son’s classroom waiting to talk to his teacher. I stood on one side of the hallway, not even close to the center. At some point, a man came walking along. I was standing right in his path, but the hallway was empty, so I logically expected him to swerve around me. Instead he kept walking right toward me, got to me, and stopped, as if waiting for me to get out of his way. I didn’t; I just smiled politely at him. He finally walked around me, clearly annoyed that I hadn’t leapt out of his manly path.

Now I’m wishing I’d leapt aside, taken off my jacket and laid it on the floor before him, then bowed deeply and said, “My Liege!”

[mercurialkitty]

I also work at a college campus. I smack shoulders sometimes, but I find that if I stare straight ahead and follow the advice below, people get the heck out of the way.

[songbirde108]

Honestly this post changed how I carry myself when walking alone in public, or in a situation where I’m the one leading. People definitely move for the murder gaze.

[onethingconstant]

Confirmed. I once had to rush back inside a convention hall as the con was closing in order to a retrieve a sick friend’s medication, and I didn’t understand why people in the crowd were jumping out of my way (literally—one guy vaulted a table) until I realized I was dressed as the Winter Soldier and doing the Murder Walk because that’s just how I walk in those boots. I got the meds, got out, and made a mental note.

I repeated the experiment later, wearing the boots but otherwise my usual clothing and mimicking the expression I thought I’d had at that moment. People parted like I was Charlton Heston.

I now wear that style of boots whenever possible. I recently had a man do a double-take as I walked by and ask me, politely, where I had served because I “looked like a soldier.” I’m not current or former military. I was wearing a flowy purple peasant top and looked as un-soldierlike as possible.

Moral of the story: wear comfortable shoes, square your shoulders, and walk like you’ve been sent to murder Captain America.

[naeonnoir]

WALK LIKE YOU’VE BEEN SENT TO MURDER CAPTAIN AMERICA

[retroasgardian-deactivated20180]

[spiduhgirl]

It’s called the Murder Strut.

[elegantmess100]

IT’S BACK!!!!!! I was searching for this to show my daughter the other day and couldn’t find it. I’m so glad IT’S BACK!! I will always reblog the Murder Strut!!

[b3gayd0crim3]

A guy on a bike went around me because he could tell I had no intention of moving. Thanks to this post.

[linkedsoul]

One day and I bumped into a guy while doing the Murder Strut and he apologized to me even though I was the one who had bumped into him.

It works wonders.

[noping-out-deactivated20241117]

In case you were wondering, yes you can do this in a wheelchair. Same look in your eyes and let ‘em know you will run them down. Just picture yourself in a sports car accelerating towards someone with the intention of flattening them.

If there’s anything more satisfying than watching Abled men leap out of my way when they realize I’m not moving for them, I can’t think of it atm.

[chasing-asterion]

[seperis]

Walk like you’ve been sent to murder Captain America.

Wheel like you’re gonna win the Indy 500 and don’t care how.

Your crutches are short swords; walk like you can see them buried in the bodies of anyone who crosses (in front of) you.

Tumblr: teaching women how to be Moses and part the fucking Red Sea with the power of their minds.

[taraljc]

I had never seen these updates to the Patriarchy Chicken Game before and they are all a goddam DELIGHT

[marithlizard]

Patriarchy Chicken and The Murder Strut, dance names for the new millenium. 

[inuyana8]

An unfinished Kurt for ya. The original X-Men crush haha

[delyth-thomas-art]

Art Fight attack on the adorable @blueberrybamf

[lazydoodlesandfanfic]

Distaster Clan (Peter, Kurt and Sean X Fem!Reader)

You were part of a group. A gang, some would call it, though it wasn’t like you were actively calling yourselves one, and you were hardly threatening, even when all four of you were in action. It was just that the four of you were quirky, and kind of- okay, you were all weird, not including the fact that you were mutants, and so you all banded together, creating the ‘disaster clan’.

The Disaster clan consisted of Kurt Wagner, the son of Raven, Peter Maximoff, the son of Erik Lehnsherr and Sean Cassidy. you, the only girl in the group whose powers allowed you to create sort of pocket dimensions, though there was a limit to only a few, having access to these dimensions by any sort of openable access point, whether that be a door, a window, or even a box or even a pocket. Surprisingly useful when having to contain someone or something dangerous to make sure no one got hurt. Singularly, your powers weren’t as impressive, but when you worked together you had a semi-functioning team. Sean was your distraction and if needed, attacker, Kurt and Peter could also defend and get innocents out of the way, and you were usually in charge of dealing with danger, transporting it to your pocket dimension till further notice, which led to Xavier letting you guys deal with dangerous situations to diffuse them, like when Mutant haters try to attack the mansion. They’ve never made it past the gate, mostly because you use it as a teleporter, while Peter and Kurt push them in and Sean scare the rest off, and later you simply open a door somewhere in the city and let them out and either Peter or Kurt get you both back home before they can get angry at you again.

When you weren’t doing your job you were proving you deserved your title as the disaster clan. Kurt always found a way to break at least one thing every week, Peter never failed to knock someone over once a week when speeding around, and Banshee was yet to go through one day of training without breaking one piece of glass. And you? You’d sometimes forget to remove the source of a teleporter and later find another student in one of your dimensions when you went in to relax. It had gotten to the point where if a student didn’t show up to class you were asked to make sure you haven’t accidentally took them. When you were all together the chances of all this happening spiked, and since you were a ‘gang’, you hung out all the time. 

Keep reading

[thatfairyfangirl]

Fly With Me Masterlist

You are a circus performer with a special gift and recently signed on to the Munich Circus where you meet Kurt. However, it seems not all mutants are treated equally.

Set in the original movie timeline before X-2

Coming Soon

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