wyd

Alix • 24 • she/they • midwestern

[cowboy]

I cant read whenever hot dad's come near me I think I have dilfsexia

[kiddsworld]

Do you ever shut the fuck up

[cowboy]

sorry

[recovering-dungeon-lord]

ripley's believe it or else

[insight-jd]

[kontextmaschine]

Can you imagine being the first guy listening to In The Air Tonight and not knowing those drums were coming?

[gotham-ruaidh]

[kevc]

[pathologising]

we need to genetically modify strawberries to make them big as fuck like dog sized

[fuckboymitherz]

Romantic slaps on the ass.

[vinceaddams]

“lives in my head rent-free” is such a strange expression. Does anything in your head actually pay rent?

[defectivegembrain]

the little mouse who lives in my frontal lobe is my only source of income

[thegoodvybe]

[okay]

[seanfromtexas]

[lame-as-heck]

[teresabeans]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[mexicanheaux]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[recaption]