[banana-who]

I log back on here like 1-2 times a year at most and I just wanna say, for those of you that have stuck around this long; how are things? How are you all doing?

[fullmetaljackit]

once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes

[judestims]

🛸| satisfykwai

[orbgoo]

[thyrell]

[oneshallstand]

@gooeychewy

[pikacat98]

Dude can I pat your cat? Sure

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

I know “slut/slutet” just means “end” in swedish but I literally don’t know how I’m supposed to compose myself looking at these images

[willyoufckinglookatthat]

[feywilder]

[spiderrrling]

I am a(n):

⚪ Male

⚪ Female

🔘 Writer

Looking for

⚪ Boyfriend

⚪ Girlfriend

🔘 An incredibly specific word that I can't remember

[what-even-is-thiss]

*wakes up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat*

WAIT IT’S CALLED A THROW PILLOW

[holorifle]

here is a super helpful website for this kinda thing!

the first result isn’t always the one you’re looking for but when you press enter it’ll give you a ton of words related to your query that’ll probably have what you’re wanting, or something better

here’s some examples:

[anchored-in-high-tide]

Reblog to save a writer’s sanity (the last bit that’s left)

[love-pyramus]

Ok, writers have no sanity but this will help me act sane

[shiftythrifting]

[deejay]

Me AF

[omghotmemes]

Digging deep here

[ampervadasz]

[bookwormmaddy]

why are hummingbirds so dumb

[sparrow-va]

[micaxiii]

The Holy Trinity

[chandelyer-deactivated20241003]

Tadashi Shoij Cosmos inspired gowns

[gunsandfireandshit]

[blisterswuornos]

[stimman4000]

mike pence says log off & suck some dick

[plain-flavoured-english]

this woman is imo the funniest person on YouTube

[sugarghosts]

Her name is Karolina Zebrowska and she is a national treasure

[fanpersoningfox]

She’s from Poland so I’d say she’s an international treasure, but YES CHECK HER OUT SHE’S GREAT

[marzipanandminutiae]

It’s also worth noting that she’s basically a dress historian. she wrote a book about the history of Polish fashion

so she’s hilarious and she knows what she’s talking about

we stan Meme Mom in this house

[endangered-justice-seeker]

 the only criticism of millennials l accept

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Constructive Criticism

[sweaterweathercub]

He’s not wrong, that’s for sure.

[nerdeas]

Very deep meaning

[systlin]

Nice. 

[argumate]

this makes me snort every time I see it.

[tiktoks-we-like]

[Description start: A young woman is playing the beginning part of the Universal Studios theme song on a huge marimba, and then she throws both of the mallets at a drum placed in front of the xylophone. Another woman comes after her, playing the same tune and throws the mallets at the drum again. A man walks up after the last woman has finished and starts singing the ending of the Universal Studios theme off-key before laughing and walking away. End of description.]

[catchymemes]

[mrbluerememberyou]

DAAaHRLINg,

[herefortherobutts]

I’m on the

HIGGHwAAAAy

route 8

…inbridgeport