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[dankmemeuniversity]

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THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS 1993 | dir. Henry Selick

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

i still think it’s hilarious that book hannibal lecter has like three defining physical features and no screen adaptation has EVER adhered to even ONE of them

thomas harris: it’s very simple. hannibal lecter is small, graceful, looks kinda like a ferret, has maroon eyes, and has six fingers on one of his hands

every screenwriter and casting directer ever: 

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

aspects of the hannibal books that should have been put in the tv show:

- hannibal bleaching his hair blonde

- the fact that there’s an fbi agent named “graham” but also an agent named “gramm”

- doctor chilton being called “doctor fuck face”

- hannibal being called “dumb shit”

- hannibal owning a copy of “joy of cooking,” the bastard

- will remarking offhand that “lecter was very hot”

- dolarhyde talking to reba and internally reflecting “this was Having A Conversation” (yes it’s capitalised like that)

- hannibal writing will a christmas card

- will hoping freddy lounds (who’s a man in the book) will straight-up die of third degree burns so will doesn’t have to talk to him

- will picking up the phone and saying “hello hotlips,” thinking it’s molly, but it’s actually some random dude helping with the dolarhyde investigation 

aspects of the hannibal books that im glad were not put in the tv show:

- will looking at a corpse and saying “she had pretty feet”

[rocktheholygrail]

She’s tired.

[positively-queer]

Reblog if you’re the gay cousin

[topmeladies]

Everyone get your gay card!!! If Shawn Mendes has one so do you!!

[thatrandomautist]

Official GAY Card

Fully customizable—and with the ability to be sent anonymously—an Official GAY Card makes the perfect addition to any mo's wallet. Ho

Heere is where to get the btw!

[nerd-bastard]

holy shit there are lesbian/queer/trans cards too!

[yo-daddys-my-bitch]

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

10 of Pentz came thruuu

[violaslayvis]

Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!

[borkdork]

I could seriously use this money right now….

[ashashi-corner]

Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.

[mchashimi]

So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.

[penprp]

Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…

[storyop1]

[lgbtsoundsystem]

are you fucking kidding me

[the-skeleton-queen]

its him

its mash potato

[paypigbi]

i’m a paypig

mistress told me to send money to people because i don’t deserve it

ill pick a few people who reblog this post to send 1000€, i’ll post proof later today

[divine-bloodlines]

[joey-wheeler-official]

only “reblog for money post” that has a chance of actually working

[deejay]

Reblog if you need this energy

[moldyjunk]

I’M KERMIT THE FROG AND I TOLD YOU I WANT MY KERMIT THE FROOOOOOOOG T-SHIRT

[greelin]

$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think

[meilintheempressofdreams]

Reblog for unexpected $$$ dropping into your Bank account.

[chuwenjie]

If you’ve ever tried to draw a perspective grid by hand, you know that it totally sucks butts. Here’s a quick and easy way that I use that lets me establish the basic perspective of my drawing in less than 30 seconds. This is the first 3 pages of the tutorial, and the rest of it is available on my Patreon!

[methyltheobromine-addict-deacti]

[magical-girl]

this is me

[deep-blue-supernova-blog]

anime can be saved now

[arielenhasarrived-deactivated20]

anime’s redemption story

[mindfulwrath]

I figured out a simple guide to the alignment chart last night

Lawful: Rules matter more to me than individuals. Chaotic: Individuals matter more to me than rules.

Good: Other people’s well-being is more important than my own. Evil: My own well-being is more important than other people’s.

Neutrals: My opinion of what is more important is determined on a case-by-case basis.

So a Lawful Good character’s guiding moral philosophy might be “I follow the rules because the rules keep people safe, even if they are sometimes inconvenient or harmful to me or other individuals.” A Chaotic Evil character’s guiding moral philosophy would be like “Screw the rules and screw you.”

[dungeonqueering]

This is a very succint way of explaining a long post from a few months ago. It is also kind of how it was originally written, and is what I use. No more “Is he chaotic neutral or chaotic evil” questions.

It also makes Evil a playable alignment

[thewitchdoctor]

[uranian97]

1) they expensive bruh 2) none of us kno the dif btwn a fucking diamond and some fancy ass glass ur capitalist rock hierarchy has no control over us

[a-chicago-sunflower]

3) mostly mined with slave labor

[everkings]

4) we get excited when our date buys us an appetizer, we don’t even comprehend people buying us rocks that would force us into debt for ten years

[wildhaunt]

5) They aren’t actually that rare and the price is artificially inflated. 

[ariaste]

Pro tip from a former Jared’s salesperson: You want a sparkly white rock that will look like a diamond to the untrained eye and will literally cost the price of a nice dinner for two? Created white sapphire. They’re lab grown and cost *pennies* to make, so you can get a 1 or 2 carat white sapphire for like… $30-80 probably. You can get one as huge as you like, perfectly clear, perfectly flawless. And no one will ever be able to tell the difference except a professional appraiser. Also, sapphires are the second-hardest gemstone (right after diamonds) so they are very durable! Very unlikely that they’ll chip or crack. Get that bitch set in sterling silver and you are GOOD TO GO. Whole thing should cost you less than $200 unless you get a fancy band with a lot of extra stones. Of course, created sapphires come in every color of the rainbow, so if you want something more exciting than plain white, you TOTALLY CAN. 

Created sapphires and silver: The poor Millennial’s engagement ring. 

[everythingcanadian-archive]

THANK YOU EX-JARED’S BASED GOD. 

[dxisybuchanan]

engagement rings: HACKED

[styna]

Get a ring from an antique store. They’re usually less than $100, you know they hold up over time, no one else will have one like it, and it comes with the bonus of being haunted by the spirit of some old woman named Edith probably.

[phruxx]

thanks edith