the voice liveblogs: s09e01
robin returns to try and get attached to more musical babies
gwen looks terrible who tf matches houndstooth and plaid
blake there’s a reason you’re a country vocalist not a pop vocalist
adam is the only one who’s singing well during this opening performance tbh
blAKE HOLDING ADAM’S SHOULDER ON “UP ALL NIGHT TO GET LUCKY”
bladam is what I live for
who tf was sawyer fredricks or whatever I don’t even?
I’m so out of touch with this show holy shit
“my dog made something for you too”
good to know blake’s still tweLVE
no wonder this guy was sneaking usher cds he looks like an usher clone
I was gonna say blake looks like a fcking train conductor
pharrell running after contestants to thank them for picking him like
presh baab
just the fact that kota’s name is kota makes me like her
is heR BAND NAME A DOCTOR WHO REFERENCE
“let’s be fair: blake’s not just a bad coach on paper”
adam’s a saLT MINE TODAY shit
how don’t more people pick adam as a coach tbh
her stePDAD LOOKS YOUNG ENOUGH TO DATE HER?
this is weird
oh. well don’t I look like an asshole for saying that
“What about me?” “What ABOUT you?”
adam is saltier than the dead sea holy shit
this dude is killing sia
like, slaying
fuck yes I would turn for him
why is that even a question
kudos to Adam for not even reacting and just being like “yeah this is good shit”
literally that was such a good audition?
technique? that belt? shittt
yES HE PICKED THE BEST COACH HELLA
jordan’s about to slay everything
adam just fuckin’... does casual pull-ups all over the voice stage... get out
who cares about braiden when his brother looks like thAT
oH NO HE’S NOT THE BROTHER HE’S A BAND MATE
who’s in college
*eyebrow waggle*
*just kidding I am happily taken but*
what’s up with all these young kids singing like older artists?
all these white boys look the same
“say” was probably a bad song for him with this tone, ‘cause he’s just gonna sound like he’s mimicking the original
pitch problems out the wazzooooooooooo
could you imagine being a kid in barrett’s class though
“where’s teach?” “oh, he’s auditioning for the voICE”
dude sounds just like gavin degraw
just looks at blake “whaddaya say old red”
go to blake’s team adam doesn’t need you gavin
I mean you seem like a chill dude but you’re nothing new or special soRRY






















