i love life

but not too much

[painfulprincess]

I like big boys

itty bitty boys

mississippi boys

inner city boys

i like the pretty boys with the bow tie

get your nails did, let it blow dry

i like a big beard

i like a clean face 

i dont discriminate, come and get a taste

from the playboys 

to the gay boys

go and slay boys, you my fave boys

credit to: say-never for template

dm me for picture credits

[ruinedchildhood]

[greekgosh]

strap in, child

[jamie-merry]

A fun little ghost animation

[such-a-dumbass]

oH NO!

[just-shower-thoughts]

If you get married in Japan then fly to Hawaii and immediately die after you land, your marriage certificate will be dated after your death certificate

[frogmoss1]

weekend plans!

[gahdamnpunk]

ALL 👏🏾 OF 👏🏾 THEM 👏🏾

[knitmeapony]

This post goes harder than any post has ever gone before.

[discreet45]

[dollmaycry]

look at this absolute baby i found at work the other day

[dykesphoria]

[dykesphoria]

[akajenny]

Just wanted to capture my favorite part of this post.

[thatgirlneedsaxanax]

why must the cute ones (me) suffer

[unclefather]

[smugsbunny4]

[cybergata]

Life is a Disco Ball!

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[faggottt]

Uber: “I’m in a blue Honda Civic.”

Me: “ok”

Me to me: “ok, we know what blue is”

[pathologising]

not now mom im being a danger to myself 

[tabaquis-creatures]

Vets/Ecologists/People with common sense: No one should let their cat out. Literally no one. There is no excuse under any circumstances

People: Cool! This doesn’t apply to me

[scenesiiick]

concept: my girlfriend and i are making pancakes, it is cold and rainy but we are warm in our house, i jump off the table in fuzzy socks, i land perfectly, she is impressed, everything feels okay

[toastbutteregg]