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hiiii sorry to be on anon in your inbox but i just wanted to check if you were aware that OP of that last post you reblogged has done some Yikes stuff. like… OP wants to fuck. OP likes it rough. and OP got a big oily butt. a big round wet mcmuffin

cheaphalloweencostume

friendly reminder that OP

-has sexual techniques

-and a big round oily butt

-goosebumps on their booty cheeks

-they wanna bust a nut

kidzbopdeathgrips

got pulled over by an anti-intellectual pig (police officer) on my way home from work for thinking and driving. luckily i was able to reason his gun out of his holster and debunk him twice in the skull at point-blank range before driving away safe and sound

foreveriallyzombified

look at this loser. he looks like he moans when he wipes his asshole [remembers not to be homophobic] But he’s married to a woman [doesn’t want to sound too congratulatory] An ugly woman [doesn’t want to be misogynistic] With a great personality [doesn’t want to sound too congratulatory] Who moans when she wipes her asshole. [satisfied smirk]

gavinnersband

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blackpyrefly

my friend and i were waiting for the bus and some guy walked up to us, pointed sort of halfheartedly, and said "dykes." in a monotone voice with no particular identifiable facial expression then walked away. most half-assed hate speech i've ever been subject to

blackpyrefly

transgenderization

"Zines" (shortened from the word 'magazine') were a form of american doujinshi, popularized among anarchists, trotskyites, artists, and other liberal reactionary groups,

valtsv

the key to avoiding symbolismslop is sincere, thoughtful intent btw

valtsv

it's fine to create art that has deer skull god (she/her) (queering it) pomegranate sun/moon symbolism in it but you need to ask yourself, why a deer skull and not another animal? what does queering it add to the text's portrayal of religion? why a pomegranate specifically? are the sun and moon the most appropriate celestial bodies to represent the meaning i'm trying to convey to my audience? what am i trying to say here?

valtsv

"it looks cool" and "everyone else is doing it so i guess i should as well" are the creativity killers. inspiration requires introspection otherwise it's just imitation!!!

valtsv

+ as the notes have pointed out being open to critique is also the fuel of creativity, not the antithesis of it. inviting interpretation only increases the space you have to work with and respond to!

seobot

homunculus-argument

Imagine unexpectedly popping up in Valhalla with your pants around your ankles because just half a minute ago you were taking a shit so bad that the Viking gods decided that it should count as dying in battle.

lerudan

Isn't it even worse? You don't just pop up there. You get carried there by a Valkyrie.

You're experiencing a gastrointestinal event, and are really not having a good time, and the suddenly, without any logical way to be present there's a Winged Woman in there with you, in Armor, with Weapons and Helmet, who looks like she could take down Sandor Clegane or Geralt of Rivia in the 10 minutes before waking up, just plugs you from your porcelain throne and doesn't even gives you the chance to pull up your pants before carrying you off.

homunculus-argument