A Mess™

Kayle * 28 * Trans Woman (She/Her) * Lesbian * Plural

[lowlevelkoboldadventures]

Imagining an official Magic The Gathering kobold race, and their main trait is a "Yip!" mechanic

It could be like... "When a creature that has 'Yip!' enters the battlefield, is exiled, discarded, or deals damage to a player, that creature 'Yip!''s 1"

And each of the kobolds have different yips! Like a cleric kobold has "Healing Yip: For each yip, heal 1 hp" or things like that!!!

[yingletgirltailtuft]

Something like this?

Rulings:

Kobolds yip one at a time, one yip at a time. (2024-5-14)

Multiple instances of yip are cumulative. For example, if a creature has yip 1 and gains yip 1 due to another effect, it will yip twice upon its ability triggering. (2024-5-14)

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I tried to make you and Yip a bit more balanced and viable, I can go over my rationale or change things if you'd like 83

(Also pardon the bad bg, I'm doing this on my phone at work so I don't forget)

[lowlevelkoboldadventures]

WAIT IM JUST NOW SEEING THIS???? SQUEEING A KICKING MY FEETS AAAAA THIS IS BEYOND INCREDIBLE 💖😍💖🎆🎇🎆🎇🎆🎇

[yingletgirltailtuft]

I'm glad you like it!!!

And really brings me back to seeing the post and scrabbling the card between lulls working Subway before I lost the idea

[charonsferry]

⚠️ A single, distant "awawa!" echoes from the hills...

[default-cube]

who up wasting their only shot at life through complete and utter inaction

[default-cube]

this is NOT about not being productive, i cannot believe how many people in the notes are telling me that pursuing hobbies isn't a waste of time i KNOW that. what i mean by "complete and utter inaction" is doing nothing. not only am i not being productive or pursuing any goals, i'm also not doing any of the myriad things i know would bring me joy. i'm not doing hobbies, i'm not hanging out with friends, i'm just sitting around rotting away for no discernible reason

[rabbitkinglune777]

Paws Crossed chapter 2: Starved and the Starving

ch 1

[rabbitkinglune777]

posted this late but bumping chapter 2 so ppl can read!!!! I'm excited

[rabbitkinglune777]

morning bump!!! paws Crossed chapter 2 has finally released

[sellie-b]

The 666 Tournament - Chapter 1: Choosing Teams - The Evil Big Tops

[unisex-muffin]

Things you can watch/do instead of YouTube, For those who may have trouble finding things to do.

1. Internet Archive. Has plenty of videos to watch, plenty of games you can play that are emulated right on the website. You can also find entire collections of roms. For emulators, check out Emulation General Wiki to find the best emulator for the system you want to emulate.

2. r/piracy has a wiki full of safe places to read comics and manga, to watch anime and cartoons, and to watch movies.

3. Virtualbox, you can set up a Windows XP virtual box and get old PC games from Internet Archive. You can also check out CD Game World if you need a no-cd patch.

4. Saltybet. A Livestream of MUGEN with thousands of characters fighting against each other, sometimes things get hilarious. Runs 24/7.

5. The Cutting Room Floor, spend hours reading up on cut content from your favorite games.

6. Lost Media Wiki, read up on lost movie, books, animation, video games, etc.

7. Neocities, learn coding and make your own website!

8. WebDSR, explore shortband radio

9. Radio Garden, listen to radio stations from around the world

10. Every Noise At Once, explore the widest archive of music genres, with samples and Spotify playlists

11. My Retro TV, pick and era and watch popular television from that time period

[sixty-silver-wishes]

also, nebula!! don't forget nebula

[prettydesireee]

sure, sex is amazing and all, but non-sexual intimacy is just as beautiful, if not more so.

like yes, let me sob uncontrollably into your arms after such a shitty day with your hand running through my hair, whispering soft, soothing words against my ear, and just being so incredibly delicate with me. <3

(this might be a need tonight.)

[caprart1]

sir integra can you *cough* please stop *cough* smoking when im talking to you please *cuogh* i cant breatg

[strawberry-crocodile]

hey. look at me. you, person who Calls Everyone Guy. you are NOT going to wait for that trans woman you know to tell you she is uncomfortable with being called Guy. it is an unfortunate truth that trans women are trained not to create boundaries; she does not know if you are going to flip out at her for asking, so she might choose to just let it happen.

you are going to, BY DEFAULT, assume that she does not like being called Guy, Dude, or Bro. if you want, you can ask, but you are going to make it clear that you will accept an answer of "no", okay? default to "girl", ask if theres anything else shes okay with being called. treat the subject as an open conversation. okay? okay. you can go now, but close the door on the way out.

[tlirsgender]

It's still crazy to me how diy hrt is like this lifesaving miracle you can fully just go buy it yourself without having to go through the cisgendereds' torment nexus first and a not insignificant number of people hear this and go "but that's too hard :(" like ok

[ID: a cgi dollar talking in front of a manatee, saying "these hoes don't want a solution" /end ID]

[tlirsgender]

I once had a dude from california tell me to take public transport to my local planned parenthood (we do not have either of these) and if that's you I'm so happy for you but if you're of the demographic where diy is *significantly* easier than any other route available. Like. Idk what to tell you. You need to lock in

[tlirsgender]

I cannot stress enough that we live in a world where you can fully just have hrt delivered to your house

[daylights-rain]

my dear sister, you actually do not have to come out to anyone to start HRT. if you have any amount of privacy where you live (and I know some girls who can't get started because they effectively live in a family prison and have their shit searched regularly and zero privacy) then you can start and no one has to know.

you can get away with boymoding for quite a while usually and still be secretly on estrogen, that's the route I took. and yes, society can be cruel to trans women. but overwhelmingly no one gives much of a shit about random people in public. don't let fear control you, shape your own fate where you can.

You really can get away with secretly altering your body, being on the right hormones, and no one will know. plus cis people are so. so blind to so much it's laughable

please try to start HRT if you can. please.

[phantomrose96]

Idk what people are talking about, your profile picture hasn't changed!

For some reason, tumblr mobile makes it so that when you answer an ask, we see your old pfp, but anything you post or reblog has your new one

I assumed mobile was just using like a cache for ask profile pictures for some reason, which would surely clear and update itself quickly. a few hours? a day?

The fact that we're on day like, what, 5, of bee profile picture and it hasn't updated is incredible.

[bandicoot10101]

Phenomenal job tumblr, showing the old pfp ON her profile! Functional website

[depsidase]

[hauntedkeys]

if you've ever applied for a job you deserve 50 million dollars in financial compensation

[noahwyles]

i, a rock collector, had to go to the ER yesterday because of a gallstone attack, here is how my father messaged me

thanks dad

[anremithrl]

That was the correct thing to say.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Reminder to get up and move around today if you can. I don’t want your muscles to atrophy.

[what-even-is-thiss]

A couple of relatives of mine have stopped walking around almost completely because of non disability related issues and the not walking around at all is making them disabled.

Like, get up and move around some. You don’t need to be a star athlete. Just pace around your dining table or dance to an album or something. You don’t even need to leave the house. Just use it before you lose it.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Please keep using your muscles. Sit down on the floor and jump up and do a dance just keep them usable if you can

[movementnudge]

Movement nudge!

X

[the-twitchy-life]

I LOVE THIS GUY.

All those "spend just 35 minutes doing a bunch of really hard exercises and you'll feel great forever!" videos are really discouraging. I usually end up doing like, 2 minutes of some of his while waiting for my shower to heat up, and ykw?

That's 2 minutes more than I would have done otherwise.

[nonbinary-octopus]

oh hey I have a thing like that last one that I like to do sometimes, but I do it lying down in bed. it's a very satisfying pop/shift in my hips/lower back, but doesn't always work. maybe I will try his version and see if it is more effective for me

[sneefss]

trans women:

center yourself in language that includes you. if it includes women like you, it includes you. it's not "them" it's "us". women are your peers. when someone says ladies that means you. keep reminding yourself. don't forget. it is a fact. treat it like one. you HAVE to treat yourself like a woman. keep reminding yourself. keep reminding yourself.

[sneefss]

this this this this.

that song is about you. that advertisement applies to you. when someone tries to lift women's self esteem it's supposed to be lifting YOUR self esteem. how many songs come on the radio telling women they're beautiful??? that's YOU. you're beautiful. take it seriously. take yourself seriously. you ARE a girl and you HAVE to act like it. if you don't treat yourself like a woman, and you ARE one, then you're not treating yourself like a person, and THAT IS SELF HARM. you HAVE to treat yourself like a girl. it isn't optional.