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(After a really exhausting case, and working nonstop for 3 days)
Lockwood: With great skill ..comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later
George:
Lucy:
George: Is that the first time Lockwood has gone to sleep willingly?
George: Am I hallucinating?
Lucy: I’m too tired for this crap..
Lucy: …but if you're hallucinating Lockwood willingly going to sleep, then so am I
Lucy: You were so drunk last night, Lockwood
Lockwood: No I wasn’t, I was tipsy
Lucy: You told a running shower to stop crying
Lockwood:
Lucy: You're a loose cannon, Lockwood.
Lockwood: No, I'm not. I'm a cannon maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me?
George: I think you play by your own rules.
Holly: No way, he just thinks rules were made to be broken.
Lucy: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.
Lockwood: No, I'm just a reckless renegade. Kipps is a loose cannon.
Kipps: *smashes a chair*
Kipps: Sorry, what are we talking about again?
Lockwood: If my life is going to mean anything, I have to live it myself
Inspector Barnes: Is that your excuse for…
Inspector Barnes: lighting a house on fire..
Inspector Barnes: sneaking into a black market..
Inspector Barnes: blowing up a mansion…
Inspector Barnes: Or is that your excuse for anything that has gone wrong under your watch?
Lockwood: I think you already know the answer to that question, Inspector.
Emily: Everybody looks so happy, I hate that
Hotch: Emily, We are in the movie theater watching a horror movie with people occasionally screaming at a jump scare and you say ‘Everyone looks happy?' What kind of logic is that?
Emily: Prentiss Logic, also could be known as Emily Logic
Hotch:
Hotch : Why am I even surprised..
Inspector Barnes: I know you snuck out last night, Lucy
Lockwood: Play dumb!
Lucy: Who's Lucy?
Lockwood: NOT THAT DUMB!!!
Lockwood: Where's Lucy, George, and Holly?
Kipps: They're playing hide and seek.
Lockwood: Where?
Kipps: I don't think you get how this game works.
Lockwood: You’re right, I don’t…
Lockwood: …Can you look for them for me?
Kipps:
Lockwood: A promise between friends means never having to give a reason
George: So what does a promise between enemies mean?
Holly: A promise between enemies guarantees something bad will happen
Kipps: Well, not always tho-
Lucy: Let Lockwood have his moment!
Kipps: He’s had plenty of moments!!!
Lucy: Really? Name one.
Kipps: Well, there was that whole thing with Fairfax, the Bone Glass, and defeating Mar-
Lucy: I said one!
Lockwood, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him
Lucy: You did WHAT-
George: William Snakepeare
Lucy: Lockwood, truth or dare?
Lockwood: Truth
Lucy: How much sleep have you had over the past week?
Lockwood:
Lockwood: Dare
Lucy: I dare you to go to sleep
Lockwood: I hate this game
Lucy: I love you too!
*Lockwood and Lucy sitting in jail together*
Lucy: So who should we call?
Lockwood : I'd call George, but I feel safer in jail
George, annoyed: Guys this is Monopoly, not real life
Rossi: What did you guys get in your Yearbooks?
JJ: Nicest personality
Emily: Most likely to start a bar fight
Hotch: Most likely to never smile
Derek: Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one
Lockwood : Inspector Barnes, my old arch enemy.
Kipps: ... I thought I was your arch enemy?
Lockwood : I have a life outside of you, Kipps.
Hotch: Where have you been?
Emily: Emotional hell
Hotch:
Emily:
Hotch: *sighs* Here goes another call to the therapist…
Lockwood: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?
Lucy: Have everyone stand.
Holly: Bring three more chairs!
George: The most important ones can sit down.
Kipps: Kill three.
Lucy: I think we're missing something.
Lockwood: Teamwork?
George: Cohesion?
Holly: A general sense of what we're doing?
(Lucy pushing the brakes suddenly): OMG WE FORGOT KIPPS!
(Kipps coming down the stairs of Portland Row, while straightening his tie out)
Kipps: Okay everybody, I’m finally ready t-
Kipps: Wait… where’d everyone go?
Lockwood: I just shouldn't be allowed to make decisions anymore
Lockwood: For one, I have this uncontrollable need to please people
Lockwood: And I also have this reckless streak…
Lockwood: And I also have this death wish… and this thing where I’m overworking my 3 employees..
Lockwood: Yeah I totally should NOT be making any more decisions..