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He/Him/His pronouns please

[im-at-matthews-daddarios-deacti]

Thor: Ragnarok (2017) // Captain Marvel (2019)

[stopinthenameofhumanity]

[recommend]

5-Year-Old Boy Has ‘Up’ Photoshoot With 90-Year-Old Great Grandparents

[hidden-behind-the-fourth-wall]

This is the sweetest, most adorable thing I have seen for a long time !

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Isn't that the book she began writing 10 years ago that got leaked in early stages?

[vicholas]

Everyday I log into this site and people force me to think about Star Wars

[vicholas]

[t-shrit]

for a satire news site they hit the nail on the head

[worldohworld-deactivated2019032]

Holy fuck

[dumbdotjpeg]

[sexemulators]

[thestuffedalligator]

This is the level of hyperanalystic bullshit I live for

[vivaciousarcanist]

not so fast, in the review of gusteau’s anton ego compares gusteau to chef boyardee or hector boiardi with a tone implying that boyardee is dead and in history

given that gusteau died shortly after this and the will takes 2 years after death

assuming that ego’s review was the same year that boiardi died then the absolute EARLIEST the movie can take place is 1987

and about the incredibles, when looking for the scene with the newspaper i stumbled across this

a headline from 2002, and given that lawsuits generally take a while and september to december is really quick for the banning of supers so let’s say they were banned in mid 2003, at the EARLIEST incredibles can take place in 2018, with ratatouille taking place sometime in between 2003 and 2018

assuming that was a mistake, thunderhead died november 15 1958, a date where superheroes would’ve been illegal if incredibles 1 took place in 1962

and adding onto the impossibility of the date being 1962 his death is included in the shutdown reports of the national supers agency

so the year in which the movies take place is impossible to find because the staff of the incredibles couldn’t chose a date and commit to it

[thestuffedalligator]

I take it back

This is the level of hyperanalystic bullshit I live for

[dog-potato]

IS NO ONE GONNA MENTION THAT THUNDERHEAD IS GAY?!?!

[dammitradar]

OMG OMG OMG

“loves kids, adopted single father of 5 children, raising them with help of his roommate, Scott” 

[majestic-spiffingness-deactivat]

[also-starring]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

The enjoyment I get from removing the wax packaging from a lil cheese wheel is immediately aligned with entertainment zoo animals get when they have to solve a puzzle or get into a box to find a treat. I’m just an ape and the babybel cheese people are my enrichment team

[instantfrost]

I think about this post a lot. I talk about it a lot. It’s to the point where, at work when we don’t like someone, we go, “that person is NOT on my enrichment team” because apparently the biggest insult, we think, is that that person is not successfully zooing us.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

this is incredible thank you for telling me

[nick-avallone]

sexting 101

[manoe]

him?

[nick-avallone]

[meanplastic]

when your friend says they called the Uber and you have 4 min to get the drunkest you’ve ever been

[robottommy-deactivated20200827]

i miss this

[jamesrhodey-deactivated20171030]

me, a broke college student, trying to treat my friends

[catasters]

[i-was-a-naive--prolifer]

[bellaskhakis]

our fav spanish influenza victim